Chapter 660: Is Your Monk's Circle So Messy?
Baiyun City, Qisan Girl's clothing store, Li Keer, who was sitting at the counter watching the computer processing Taobao order information, heard the wind chimes of the store door being opened, and immediately stood up and said, "Is it a guest who has made an appointment to try on?" β
She saw a man and a woman enter, the man was a stranger she had met, with a cat wrapped around his neck and a hat that seemed to be used to hide his identity, but she recognized the cute and protective appearance at a glance.
Although she couldn't recognize the woman, she could distinguish that look.
"Is Mr. Ren and his girlfriend here to buy clothes?" Li Keer said with a smile.
Ren Suo put down his phone, glanced at Li Keer in surprise, and quickly recognized her: "You are the one, the ......"
"I've met twice, once to accompany the student to talk to the senior about career development, and once when I was working in a ready-to-wear store, but it's been a few months ago." Li Keer walked out of the counter and said, "Mr. Ren is a noble person who has forgotten a lot of things, he should forget me, right?" β
"As soon as you say it, I remember." Ren Suoqi said: "Didn't you go to school in Lianjiang to work?" How to work here. β
Li Ke'er, an awakened person who is not interested in cultivating. Ren Suo still remembers that when they met for the first time, he was still driven by his mother, and he was still worried about his life's events......
Unexpectedly, after a few months, when they met again, Ren Suo was still worried about his life's events, although the angle of his troubles turned 180Β°.
However, this kind of thing is the feeling that people have nothing to do, Ren Suo has already experienced it when he saw Zhao Huo's circle of friends dozens of minutes ago - the next time he meets Zhao Huo, Ren Suo can no longer maintain the arrogant posture of 'I am a standing by'.
While he was looking at Zhao Huo, Zhao Huo didn't look at him, but patted his ass and found a way to survive.
"I'm also from Baiyun, and I'll be back for the New Year. The owner of this shop is a relative of mine, and she has been too busy for the past two days, but there is still an appointment in the store, so she asked me to come for two days. Luckily you came early, and I'm leaving work at 3 p.m. β
Li Keer explained briefly, looked at Ren Xingmei seriously, and said with a smile: "Your girlfriend is in good shape." β
"Really!" At this time, Ren Suo couldn't help but glance at his sister in shock, but her sister naturally straightened her small breasts and looked arrogant - don't be used to eating abalone ginseng wings, why don't you eat minced meat', since I have long hair and wear women's clothes, I am a proper class flower in the college!
And it's because you don't know the goods, my kind is the standard of oriental beauty, and the heresy of Dongchengling Gu Yueyan! Heterodox! A heretic weighing more than 100 pounds!
"Yes, many of the clothes in the store are perfect for her, and according to us, your girlfriend looks like a natural hanger with a very beautiful waist-to-hip ratio. β
At this time, Ren Suo finally reacted: "By the way, she is not my girlfriend, she is my sister." β
Li Ke'er didn't seem to care much, so she sighed casually and asked, "So do you want to buy clothes for her?" We have a national style cheongsam, a nurse's costume, a retro maid costume, a JK uniform, and a lot of character swimsuit underwear, such as Saber's riding stairs, which are very popular......"
Ren Suo looked around, and suddenly found that although there were many girls wearing them here, half of the area was sold ...... Undergarments.
Or is it the kind of comparison...... Well, Ren Suo is not very easy to describe, to put it simply, he can see the handmade underwear in Zhao Huo's figure cabinet, which is very fabric-saving and very cute.
Ren Suo suddenly felt uncomfortable, thinking that he was lucky to bring his sister here, otherwise, if he was the only one who came here, he was afraid that he would not only dare to linger outside the door for dozens of minutes, and finally made up his mind to turn around and go home to Taobao.
"I'd like to try the JK uniform." Ren Xingmei was a little shy, she had never been interested in wearing girls' clothes before, and she had only been here with friends before, but after the girl's beauty-loving nature was no longer suppressed, she broke out, and she wanted to enjoy the girl's feelings of the first eighteen years back - anyway, there was an old brother to pay.
"I have a full set of domestic medium brands and Tsukino house here, as well as cherry blossom cecile and Bodyline skirts that you can try on."
Ren Xingmei turned her head at this time and asked, "Brother, don't you want to buy a maid outfit?" How big do you want to buy? β
Li Keer's tiger body was shocked: "Ξ£(ββ½β"a? Mr. Ren, do you want to buy a maid outfit? Sorry, we may not have the size of the clothes here to meet your needs......"
Ren Suo shook his hand again and again, touched the black cat on his shoulder and said, "It's not for me." β
"Is it for a friend? What is your friend's height, weight, and measurements? Li Keer said: "Most of the clothes here are slim fits, and more accurate data is needed, otherwise it may not be worn." β
"Yes, brother, do you know the size of the other party?"
Ren Suo noticed Ren Xingmei's narrow gaze at this time, and immediately understood why Ren Xingmei didn't ask him who he bought it for - as long as Ren Suo reported the height and measurements data, she knew who Ren Suo bought the maid outfit for.
But Ren Xingmei was wrong.
Ren Suo, a person who even goes directly to the ready-to-wear store to buy formal clothes, how can he know what is called three measurements data. He buys clothes by himself to try them on, and buys them when he thinks it's okay, and Taobao buys clothes according to the height and weight chart given by the store, and chooses a size such as L\XL to make do.
He didn't even know his measurements, and he hadn't bought custom-made clothes in more than 20 years of his life.
So he said to his sister very honestly: "Just, buy a maid outfit according to Mr. Dong's size......"
Although he hasn't directly compared it, Ren Suo feels that Luna's figure should be about the same as Dong Chengling's, and it will definitely not be wrong to buy it according to Dong Chengling's size.
Ren Xingmei sighed: "It turned out to be bought for Teacher Dong...... But I don't know Mr. Dong's measurements, so I'll ask her. β
Ren Suo took a mouthful of old blood: "Then it's better for me to ask myself." β
But when Ren Suo thought about it, he felt that something was wrong - he was buying clothes for Luna! asked Dong Chengling's size, then he must also buy a set for Dong Chengling, otherwise he can't explain.
But when the time comes, if he sends a set of maid outfits to Dong Chengling, how will Dong Chengling react? Angry, ecstatic, disinterested, or unimpressed?
Ren Suo then patted the clothes in the store, opened the > and sent it to Mu Gongzi.
After sending it out, Ren Suo found out that it was wrong, but Mu Gongzi had already replied: "?"
Ren Suo had no choice but to break the jar: "My sister and I passed by here, and we thought the clothes inside were very cute, and I wanted to buy a set for you, do you have a favorite?" If you have one, you will send your size and preference."
Then he copied and pasted this passage and the picture, and sent them to Dong Chengling and Gu Yueyan respectively - they all bought it anyway, so let's buy it together.
Mu Gongzi: "I won't necessarily wear it if you buy it."
Ren Suo: "That...... Okay."
Mu Gongzi: "But you must buy it for me, I want that black open-chested cheongsam. I bought it and wore it at home, but I won't show it to you."
The other two were quick to reply, but thankfully it was noon and they all had time to look at their phones. Gu Yueyan wanted a blue sailor suit, but Dong Chengling didn't have any requirements, and directly sent a size to Ren Suo, as well as a sentence of 'whatever, it's okay, I'll wear it'.
Dong Chengling's casual estimation is really casual......
Then Ren Suo gave the size and requirements to Li Ke'er, and by the way, bought another set of maid clothes in the name of Dong Chengling, and Ren Xingmei, who was on the side, snorted - she thought that Ren Suo was really stupid enough to buy it only for Dong Chengling.
Even if Ren Xingmei will not expose Ren Suo, with Ren Suo and Dong Chengling's temperament, they will definitely not hide it, and this kind of 'uneven distribution of spoils' will definitely cause a stormy dispute at that time...... Unexpectedly, Ren Suo suddenly became a little smarter here, and knew the truth of 'not suffering from widowhood but suffering from unevenness'.
For a male buyer like Ren Suo, who buys clothes for several girls, Li Keer is also the first time to see it. She quickly prepared the goods for Ren Suo, and then entertained Ren Xingmei with all her might.
Ren Xingmei watched Ren Suo sit down quietly and play with her mobile phone and wait for her, and suddenly asked, "Na, did I help that friend of yours?" β
Ren Suo blinked when he heard this, nodded heavily, and said with a smile: "I helped, I thank you on his behalf." β
"Is that tempting?" Ren Xingmei bent down slightly, leaning over to look at him: "I think I'm still very cute." β
"You are the cutest sister in the world." Ren Suo grinned and said, "I must be tempted." β
Sometimes, Ren Xingmei feels that she really can't see through Ren Suo. Is he pretending to be stupid, or is he really stupid?
But Ren Suo's answer still made Ren Xingmei nod with satisfaction, but when she saw a few bags next to Ren Suo, she was a little angry for some reason, so she walked over and kicked Ren Suo's calf, and then walked into the locker room with her toes high.
Li Keer looked at Ren Suo and Ren Xingmei with strange eyes, and asked in a low voice, "Isn't Mr. Ren really your boyfriend?" β
Ren Xingmei smiled and waved her hand: "No, really not, he's my brother." β
Li Keer didn't continue to ask, after all, the title of 'brother and sister' itself has a certain ambiguity - the main thing is that Ren Suo and Ren Xingmei are not very similar in other places except for their eyes, nose and mouth, and in terms of appearance, Ren Suo is a little lower than Ren Xingmei.
On the contrary, she felt that these two people were very innocent, and the conversation was roundabout, so she smiled and said: "You wait to change your clothes here and come out, he will definitely think that you are the most beautiful and lovely." β
Ren Xingmei shook her head: "It's hard to say, he once led other girls to a wedding, but they were wearing wedding dresses~"
Gu Yueyan didn't tell Ren Xingmei all the contents of the Moon Mask, but some particularly important events that could be used to show off and declare his ownership of Ren Suo, Gu Yueyan told Ren Xingmei, but Ren Xingmei mixed it up with haha, and just refused to shout 'sister-in-law'.
Li Keer: "Ξ£ (ββ½β "Mr. A Ren ...... so young"
Ren Xingmei continued: "Not only that, but he is also entangled with a monk teacher and a countermeasure monk, and he can play uniform cosplay at any time~"
In the face of strangers, Ren Xingmei's vigilance was much lower, and she couldn't help but say part of what was in her heart, and casually complained about her brother, reducing Li Keer's favorability towards Ren Suo.
Anyway, she didn't name the monk teacher and the countermeasure monk, and there are many Lianjiang. What's more, Ren Xingmei did not specify whether it was a man or a woman.
Li Keer blinked, didn't dare to speak, and quietly measured Ren Xingmei's size.
My dear, is your monk's circle so messy!?
It's a good thing I didn't become a monk, otherwise I would......
Wait, the first two times I met Mr. Ren, he seemed to know that I was an awakened person and urged me to become a monk......
No way!? He looks like a kitten, but he's actually a piledriver with a beast's heart!? Those sets of clothes, did they turn out to be what he was going to use!?
Ren Suo outside naturally didn't know that Ren Xingmei was slandering his innocent character in order to cut off his peach blossom luck, and he was now lowering his head and watching the women's clothes in his mobile phone Luo Si follow the mecha soldiers into the fortress.
Facts have proved that flirting with men or women is more adept, and Ren Suo can't pretend to have that taste at all.
The Meada Barracks, similar to the Rift Valley Fortress, is a fully enclosed building, and as soon as you enter, you can see four huge, hideous, and heavy glossy black mechs standing on the ground.
Los introduced: [Dedra Centurion Battle Armor, the exclusive battle armor of the Divine Descent, uses the highest grade ebony stone and moonstone as materials, and each Centurion mecha integrates thirteen Maharaja cartridges, and its combat power is unparalleled, even among the Divine Warriors, it is also a top combat power. γ
The soldier, who had long been deceived by Los as a mentally retarded licking dog, said, "Be careful, don't touch the centurion, the god-descended priests usually rest inside, don't pay attention to the situation outside, follow me......
Sneaking in with the soldiers, the barracks were very different from the barracks that Ren Suo knew, and there were very few people stationed on the passage, but Ren Suo understood after thinking about it seriously - there were no foreign enemies in this plane, they were all attacking other planes as invaders, so their own base naturally did not need a very careful defense mechanism.
And in every door, there is an upside-down clown with his eyes closed, and Los explains: "The vast majority of the barracks is under the listening of the Night Mother Maharaja, and any strong disturbance will attract the attention of the Night Mother Maharaja. Therefore, all action must be swift, or it will be exposed. γ
There is the sun watching during the day, the stars and the moon watching at night, and the night mother listening when you enter the enclosed space - the regulatory system of this world is very perfect, and there is no need for much additional manpower at all.
That's why the mech-soldier was given a chance to take advantage of it, and he took Los on a crutch, and soon came to a place with a lot of urinals: the men's bathroom.
Although I don't know if this is the listening range of the Night Mother Maharaja, Ren Suo has reason to believe that the probability of causing a commotion by doing something here is the lowest - if the Night Mother is a perverted Lord who is engrossed in listening to the boos and puffs, then Ren Suo can't do anything.
The soldier pulled Los into the compartment, immediately unarmed himself, and folded his armor and belt uprightly and put them on the shelf, which immediately made Ren Suo feel the power of the beauty trick - it was the first time he had seen the enemy he had put his belongings in order.
Then the soldier immediately pounced and hugged Los, at which point the game popped up three action cards:
"Horror Kill", "Female Kill", "Let It Take".
However, when Ren Suo's third action card "Let it be claimed", Los burst out with a strong voice: "No, how can I do such a cowardly act as a warrior of Didra!? I can do anything, but I will never allow myself, to become, to be, to play, to have! γ
Loth's faith completely declared that this game was a healthy game for all ages, and Ren Suo had no choice but to choose "Horror Kill", and the moment he saw the soldier pounce, Los changed back to his original state.
At this time, the soldier did not know where to touch Loth, and his face suddenly became frightened, and then Los punched him unconscious, and snatched his clothes, cassette, and ID watch.
Ren Suo glanced at it, the cassettes were all garbage cassette, and the identity watch was taken away. If Lois were to be replaced by this soldier, he would have to change to this status watch.
So, to replace him?
At this moment, footsteps sounded in the men's bathroom, and Los did not move, waiting for the outsiders to leave.
But there was a little trouble - someone entered the toilet cubicle, suspected of having a large metabolism.
At this point, three action cards appear: "Replace him now", "Leave now", and "Wait".
Someone next to him, and it could be risky for Los to do anything, so he chose to wait.
After a cutscene, Los is still standing in the cubicle, but the sound of dialogue and subtitles are heard outside:
"Is the door closed?"
"No problem, there's a sign hanging outside that it's under repair, it's a quiet area for the Night Mother Maharaja, it's safe."
"What's next for Sony?" Do we have a chance?"
Loes was shocked: [The assassins have a secret meeting in the toilet! γ
"There's not much of a chance, Sonny has been in the room to have fun with his new woman and doesn't come out at all! Hmph, he doesn't look like the blood of Lord Menerus, but like a follower of Lord Morag and Lord Sankienβhe spends his days immersed in gentleness and doesn't do anything serious."
Loes gritted his teeth: [Sony-I swear to tear you apart!] γ
"What then?"
"I can only find a chance to go to his room and assassinate him directly...... Is there anyone in this compartment?"
Ren Suo suddenly became nervous, and at this time, the black cat meowed, and then his mobile phone was withdrawn.
Ren Suo raised his head and saw a cute sister wearing a white shirt and pleated skirt, with white silk on her legs, standing in front of him, looking at him with his mobile phone, and asked with a smile: "Brain teaser, who is the best-looking girl you know?" β
Ren Suo asked, "Are you counted in it?" β
There was a gleam in my sister's eyes: "Count." β
"Of course, the nine-tailed fox is the best-looking."