"Meow~"

Ren Suo opened his eyes, looked at the black cat coiled next to the pillow, and nodded: "Hmm...... I'm going to buy you ice cream...... Do you want to fight Lu Xue or Nestle this time? What, do you think the ice cream from the Golden Arches is still delicious? But I can't take it home with me......

Ren Suo scratched his head to wash, feeling so tired all over, as if he had been beaten, but he was very energetic. It felt like I had a dream last night, but Ren Suo couldn't recall the specific details, so he didn't pay much attention to it - after all, it was almost common for him, a former college student who stayed up late to burst his liver, after waking up.

Perhaps one of the after-effects of the soul that was consumed by using a costless miracle on the dark side of the moon is still recovering?

Ren Suo brushed his teeth and washed his face, and when he came out, he saw his sister poking her head out in the bedroom: "Awake? Going? ”

"What are you going?"

"Go out and buy clothes, didn't you say that yesterday?"

"Now?" Ren Suo looked at the time, at 11:05, in Tianlian Academy, he probably hadn't woken up yet: "I haven't eaten lunch yet......"

"I told my parents that we don't eat at home at noon, and we just come back in the evening for Chinese New Year's Eve." Ren Xingmei said: "We haven't gone out to eat for a long time. ”

Ren Suo was still reluctant: "I slept so tired......"

"It's definitely a lot of computer play." Ren's mother, who was sitting on the sofa in the living room playing with her mobile phone, said lightly: "I told you not to play so many computers." ”

Ren Suo was confused: "I'm physically tired, what does it have to do with playing with the computer?" ”

"It's because I play on the computer, I sit there all day and can't move, and my body is stiff. Eat and play, play and sleep, sleep and eat, sleep until it is almost 12 o'clock before getting up, and refuse to go to exercise and run, his bedroom is even more messy than a dog kennel...... "Ren Ma said these words like a surging river, and soon began to turn up Ren Suo's high school days to go to the Internet café to play all night and other similar old accounts.

"Your dad and I have already booked a restaurant, and now we're going to go out, and we'll go shopping on the pedestrian street in the afternoon." Ren's mother waved her hand: "Look at you, you haven't even cut your hair, hurry up and cut your hair in the afternoon for the New Year." ”

There are two kinds of regrets in this world: you can't get what you want, and you get what you want. Ren Suo has only been awake for three or four days, and Ren's mother has already absorbed enough son's power from him, and now she is tired of him again, not satisfied with Ren Suo is just an ordinary good son, but also needs Ren Suo to be an almighty son who gets up at 6 o'clock in the morning to run, comes back to cook breakfast at 7 o'clock, and starts cleaning at 8 o'clock, whether it is murder or arson, home travel, can come in handy.

Hmph, woman.

At such an age, why do you still like to daydream as much as I do?

Ren Suo said, "Then we can go to the restaurant with you for dinner." ”

At this time, Ren's father spoke: "No, it's booked, have you forgotten?" Every year on Chinese New Year's Eve, the two of you solve lunch by yourself. ”

Ren Suo was stunned for a moment, and then remembered that his parents really had this habit: dating on Chinese New Year's Eve.

According to my mother, this day date is very cost-effective: shopping in the flower street, shopping, there is a festive atmosphere, and the shopping price is reduced, that is, the restaurant will charge a little service fee, and you will go all the way to the evening without even changing your clothes, and go directly to the restaurant to continue to eat Chinese New Year's Eve meal...... In fact, Christmas has a similar effect, but when they are young, consumerism has not yet heated up Christmas.

And Ren Suo and his sister almost eat Golden Arches or KFC at home on this day, and then happily play games together until the evening, and wait for their parents to come back after a hearty meal and a cool day outside - Ren Suo has known since he was a child that his sister may not be, but he must have been an accident from his parents.

After his parents left, Ren Suo looked at his sister and hooked his finger at her: "Come, brother will take you to relive your old dreams and take you to eat delicious food." ”

Ten minutes later, Golden Arches Express Restaurant.

Ren Suo sat down with a family bucket and a whirlwind ice cream, and sighed, "I haven't eaten this fried food for a long time." ”

Ren Xingmei, who didn't have any expectations for Ren Suo from the beginning, was very calm, inserted the straw into Coke, glanced at Ren Suo's 'new scarf', and said, "Are you really not afraid of losing the cat?" ”

Ren Suo put the whirlwind on the table, and the black cat around his neck jumped down and hugged the ice cream and licked it wildly, eating until the cat's whiskers were stained with hoarfrost. The children passing by couldn't help but exclaim when they saw this scene, and then they were quickly dragged away by their parents.

"Don't be afraid," Ren Suo picked up a piece of fried chicken and began to nibble on it, saying, "If I lose it, she will find me." ”

It's okay, it's the cat that finds you, it's not you who finds the cat.

Ren Xingmei couldn't help laughing, and immediately sighed: "I thought I was promoted to the second turn fast enough, but I didn't expect the squad leader to be promoted to the third turn......"

"What are you afraid of, isn't there still an envy fish at the bottom?" Ren Suo comforted: "Don't compare with others, people are better than dead people, do you think your brother will be troubled by this kind of thing?" To be content, I will never compare my cultivation with your teacher Dong, and compare my handsomeness with your teacher Bai, but with Lin Xianyu's cultivation and my handsomeness with the deputy director of the countermeasures bureau...... However, the most important thing in cultivation is to persevere, adhere to self-discipline, and not slacken. I heard that you have been going to the cultivation ground a lot to cultivate recently, which is very good, and you deserve to be my sister. ”

Although Ren Suo's cultivation and strength are fully qualified to say this kind of chicken soup talk, Ren Xingmei, who has spent more than ten years analyzing Ren Suo completely, always feels that Ren Suo's words are very unconvincing......

However, Ren Xingmei has looked away several times, whether it is from Ren Suo unknowingly becoming a public lover who kills both men and women, or Ren Suo is willing to risk his life to pair with all the associated devices at the same time, Ren Xingmei has refreshed her perception of him many times - she feels that Ren Suo only has IQ and EQ are still within her expectations,

Perhaps, Ren Suo has really become a Buddhist character who does not like things and does not feel sorry for himself......

"Poof! it! ”

Ren Suo took a sip of Coke and sprayed it to the side, and the black cat who was licking the whirlwind stiffened, with a pair of big eyes full of disbelief, and a face full of expressions of 'no one has ever sprayed me'.

Ren Suo hurriedly put down his mobile phone, took out a tissue and secretly used the "Flame Master" to help the black cat wipe his body, Ren Xingmei was not polite, he took the mobile phone directly and looked at it, and found that it was > and nothing special, "Yu Huogou" posted a circle of friends who ate iron plate barbecue, "Mu Gongzi" posted a chicken soup for the soul [It doesn't matter if young people can't make money this year, they will still have a long poor life in the future], and "Observation Object: Zhao Sanfen" posted a photo of four people, with the text "Chinese New Year's Eve reunion dinner in Hokkaido].

Ay? This is Mr. Zhao?

Ren Xingmei returned the phone to Ren Suo and asked curiously, "What are you surprised about?" ”

"No, nothing." Ren Suo waved his hand, pulled the corners of his mouth, and said, "I just suddenly feel that people are really ...... than dead people."

Absolutely!

How did Zhao Huo survive!?

Can you also get together for a reunion dinner and take a group photo?!

This is completely different from the obituary and black and white avatar photos that Ren Suo expected!

A heavy sense of frustration hit Ren Suo's fragile mind hard—I couldn't even compare to a two-dimensional one!

Could it be that Zhao Huo plays pornography a lot, watches harem comics a lot, and can still learn and use it!?

Is it too late to enter the house?

Ren Suo made up his mind to talk to Zhao Huo in person when the time came, to criticize Zhao Huo's corrupt and depraved life, and record his crimes and methods, so that everyone can avoid this kind of degenerate scumbag with means and scheming.

After lunch, Ren Suo and his sister took the subway to the crowded commercial pedestrian street, and the sister asked, "Do you want to buy clothes too?" ”

Ren Suo touched the black cat and nodded: "Yes." ”

"To Zara or UNIQLO?" Ren Xingmei didn't think that Ren Suo couldn't afford more expensive clothes, but Ren Suo himself didn't have any requirements for clothes, and Ren Xingmei was not interested in dressing Ren Suo more handsome - she spent more than ten years making Ren Suo look that best suited her eyes, and she didn't need other equipment.

Ren Suo hesitated for a moment and asked, "I want to go...... A shop that can sell maid clothes. ”

Ren Xingmei was stunned for a moment, and looked at Ren Suo suspiciously: "...... Do you wear it? ”

"It's not me!" Ren Suo immediately shook his head, wondering how to answer the question 'Who did you buy it for?', after all, the family didn't know about Luna's existence, and if they told the truth, they would definitely have to be questioned again......

However, Ren Xingmei didn't ask, just grabbed his arm, pulled him forward, and said: "I know a shop that sells this kind of clothing, it's a bit far away, and I don't know if it will open after the Chinese New Year, after all, it's just a small shop...... Come with me. ”

Someone led the way, and Ren Suo was also happy to relax, turned on his mobile phone and continued to play "Light and Darkness Traitor".

But now that he's stuck, Uncle Los is blocked in front of the mead barracks. It's rare that this protagonist is so charming and cheap, unlike other fresh and refined game characters, he is willing to use beauty tricks, but he is disliked by the barracks guards because of the lack of women's strength......

It's not good to pretend to be "desire detection", and Los just isn't sassy enough.

Do you really want to kill it?

Just as Ren Suo was thinking, the choice of the beauty plan suddenly changed a little: "Go up and hug his arm."

Ren Suo was stunned for a moment, clicked on this option, and saw the female body Los's body tremble, and reluctantly went over to hug the arm of the mecha soldier.

The soldier responded, "Ouch, yes. But I'm still standing guard, no, I have to hold back, I can only refuse her."

(⊙o⊙)… Well?

There was no doubt that this beauty ploy option worked, but since there was no follow-up, Los still couldn't seduce the soldier.

But why have the options changed......

Ren Suo slowly turned his head, looked at his sister who was holding his arm and shopping, nodded thoughtfully, and suddenly asked in a low voice, "Sister, are you strong enough to be a woman?" ”

Ren Xingmei looked at Ren Suo, and then at herself - today she was wearing a white dress that Ren Suo bought for her, with a cold-proof cotton coat on the outside, and took a selfie before going out and sent it to the circle of friends, attracting dozens of likes and messages.

Compared with other peers, Ren Xingmei is still very confident...... It's just compared to his peers, and he can't be a peer like Gu Yueyan who is particularly overdeveloped.

She said in a complicated tone: "Although I can't buy the underwear of the toffee pie, ...... Shouldn't it be bad, right? ”

"Then you can help my brother." Ren Suo said, "Hmm...... I need to know how a girl can flirt with a man who can't respond to her feelings because of her identity and responsibility, etc., in order to make that man feel good? ”

Ren Xingmei looked at Ren Suo in a daze, and subconsciously let go of his hand. Ren Suo continued: "Just like this, two people face to face, can you use body language and facial expressions and voices to quickly make each other tempted? Come on, that's really important to me. ”

Ren Xingmei asked, "Why do you want to know such knowledge?" ”

"I have a friend who needs to know this." Ren Suo said seriously.

Ren Xingmei's eyes became more and more complicated: "That...... What is the relationship between the girl and the other person? ”

"What relationship? Whatever you want. ”

"What do you call each other? Mr? Brother? ”

'Sir' seems strange to use to address soldiers, but 'Brother Bing' is more common, so Ren Suo replied: "It's okay to call Brother Brother." ”

Ren Xingmei lowered her head and didn't speak again. Ren Suo scratched his head: "Isn't it too troublesome?" I remember that some short videos now also have this kind of content, I searched online and maybe I could find ......"

"It's not a hassle." Ren Xingmei raised her head, smiled, grabbed Ren Suo's arm, rested her head on his shoulder, strolled with him on the crowded pedestrian street, and said softly: "It's just that, brother, are you really not aware of my thoughts at all?" You can't ...... Do you respond to me well? ”

After three seconds, Ren Xingmei smiled: "Is this okay?" ”

"Yes, I'm a little tempted." Ren Suo stared at his phone, gave a thumbs up and praised: "Keep it up!" ”

……

Japanese buffet restaurant Zhiyuan.

There is no hall, all of them are divided into small single rooms, and the hot wooden grooves under the dining table in the single rooms can be stamped around with your legs straightened, which is chic.

Foie gras, lobster sashimi, salmon sashimi, yakitori, sushi ...... Plates of delicacies were delivered, and Ren's mother felt a little painful: "Is it a waste of a little this year, a few hundred yuan of self-service, and it is not so expensive to eat in Hainan......"

At this time, Ren's father saw it very openly: "My son can make money, give it to the family, the family is rich, and occasionally eat a good meal to treat yourself." ”

"Yes, you must eat enough." Ren's mother picked up the chopsticks and started eating, but immediately took out her mobile phone: "Take a photo and show them off." ”

Ren's father tugged at the corners of his mouth: "...... you"

"Doesn't he just like this, I remember when he was six years old, he took him out to eat, gave him the delicious food, and he grabbed things and stuffed them into my mouth......"

"Who told you to feed him and say something like 'Mom won't eat for you', he has hated that he owes others since he was a child, and he would rather endure it himself than sacrifice others for him." Ren's father smiled: "He only wants what you are willing to give, and if you are reluctant, he will not ask for anything." ”

"So I don't take pictures to show him, let him know that his mother is enjoying life, and he can't go back to Lianjiang to ask for his wife as soon as possible." Ren's mother took a few photos, "Just send them to the relatives group to show off...... Hmph, let you dry me all year round. ”

"Speaking of which, wife, do you think Xingmei ...... her" Ren's father asked casually, and found that Ren's mother was staring at him.

"What's wrong with Hoshimi?"

"You can see it all, and you still ask me?"

"Xingmei is still in the rebellious period, and it is even more troublesome to find out. And Suo Zai was stared to death by those good girls, and it will be fine. Ren's mother said calmly: "Anyway, as long as Suo Zai has a clear conscience, nothing will happen." ”