Chapter 315 The little old ones can't run away
The mountain god was stunned.
What's going on?
Lao Tzu's mountain god golden seal! How did you blow it up yourself?
Especially in an instant, the golden seal was gone, and he felt that he and Dashan had lost the feeling they had once felt like a fish in water and controlled by their hearts.
What is it like?
The house is still there, but the title deeds are gone!
Good mountain god, be slammed to the end!
"Up, up the immortal ......"
"Don't talk nonsense, I'll just ask, who else can approve of you?" Zhou Kai interrupted, his eyes burning, and his tone was aggressive.
The mountain god's throat stirred, and he was about to speak, when a sigh sounded: "Zhou Daoyou, why bother, the gods and Buddhas in the sky have their own systems, and you can't beat them all to death with a stick." ”
After sighing, a figure appeared, but it was a female baby, or an acquaintance, the little girl under the throne of Mount Tai, what is the name of Our Lady of Laoshan.
"Yo, long time no see, jellyfish chick."
Zhou Kai grinned.
"Zhou Daoyou, goodbye reunion, you make me even more impressed." The little girl looked at Zhou Kai with a solemn face.
Zhou Kai sneered: "Do you think I'm handsome?" But alas, I'm not Lolicon. Oh yes. Saying that, Zhou Kai looked at the little girl meaningfully.
"Speaking of which, this body is not yours either, this is the body of my human race, the flower of Huaxia, you occupy it like this, can you explain it?" Zhou Kai's eyes were gloomy, forcing him to look at the little girl.
The little girl said: "I am sick and have already died, and I have not murdered my life. ”
"If you die, you can occupy it as you like? Who agreed? What do you think of the Terrans? Zhou Kaiqi asked.
Little Girl: "......"
"Also, is this one of your men? It invaded the mountains of our human race, occupied the mountain as the king, and how much benefit did it get from my human race? You also have to give an explanation. Zhou Kai lifted the divine knife and said seriously.
"Zhou Daoyou, the Three Realms and Six Realms, the gods and the earth, since ancient times, the human race is only a latecomer, it seems that it is not qualified to govern the affairs of the heavens, right?" The little girl looked at Zhou Kai, and her tone contained anger.
"Determined by heaven since ancient times?"
Zhou Kai smiled again, and the divine sword pointed at the sky.
"Come, since it is determined by heaven, then let's confront each other on the spot and ask this day, how is it determined? Ask if this mountain belongs to the human race or yours. ”
Heaven: "......"
Little Girl: "......"
Mountain God: "......"
"What? You don't ask? Then I asked, so I bet, if it's yours, let the sky send down the thunder and split me, if it's the human race, let the sky send down the thunder and split you, Tiandao, you ......"
"It's Terran." Without waiting for Zhou Kai to speak, the little girl responded decisively.
I can't even ask for that.
The light group and the bats questioned the sky, one dead and one disabled.
The mountain god questioned the sky here, and the god seat was gone.
This is questioned again, and they are going to be split in rhythm! The sky is thundering, who can resist this!
"Oh? So you know it's a Terran, so why occupy it? Do you still want to stubbornly refuse to admit it? Do you want face? I ask you, what about the face? Zhou Kai sneered and looked at the little girl and the mountain god with disdain.
The mountain god's face was pale, and his muscles were bursting up, but he dared to be angry but didn't dare to speak.
The little girl was much calmer, looked at Zhou Kai and said, "This is my fault, I am willing to return it." ”
"Return? What about the benefits that were previously obtained? It's just gone? Eat and drink enough, pat your ass and leave, what is the difference between you and aggression? Where did you put the Terrans? Where have you put me? Where do you place this glorious heavenly principle? Zhou Kai asked.
"And what do you want?" The little girl glared at Zhou Kai aggrievedly.
I can't chat, this guy has eaten gunpowder, and it can't explode.
Zhou Kai said: "It's simple, spit out what you eat, take it, and return it." This product has been a mountain god for a long time, so plant trees for me, build canals and drain water, dredge the land, and take care of the surrounding residents, the house is safe, and the grain is abundant......"
"I am the god of the mountains, not the land." The mountain god was furious and retorted loudly.
Zhou Kai glared, walked over, and slapped a few slaps in the face.
The mountain god was furious, but was stopped by the little girl.
"Bullshit mountain god, you're a robber now, you're atoning for your sins, you know?" Zhou Kai scolded.
The mountain god gritted his teeth and held back his anger.
Zhou Kai continued: "I don't take advantage of you, how many years you have been a mountain god, you will take care of the local area for as many years, if there is an accident, then commit suicide and apologize." ”
"Heh, now the world is uneven, aliens are frequent, we are restricted, it is difficult to protect ourselves, I can't do any of what you said, you want to atone for your sins, right, this seat will be returned to you." The mountain god looked at Zhou Kai, his eyes were cold, and suddenly his divine body collapsed, turning into streamers, blending into the earth, and for a while, the entire mountain range appeared with majestic spirituality, and vaguely some mountains improved, and all things benefited.
"Xuanshi!" The little girl couldn't stop it, and her face showed grief and indignation.
"Self-liberation? There is a kind, but I won't admire it, I just think it's really embarrassing, a bad seed. Zhou Kai mocked.
"What did you say?" The little girl looked at Zhou Kai with a cold look in her eyes.
Zhou Kai looked at each other and said indifferently: "Did I say something wrong?" If there is a benefit, come and seize it, and if there is a problem, but dare not face it, is this God? There's no responsibility at all, I'm a bloodsucker, garbage. ”
The little girl bit her silver teeth, stared at Zhou Kai for a moment, and then turned around to leave.
"Did I let you go?" Zhou Kai opened his mouth quietly.
The little girl turned to look at Zhou Kai: "The mountain god has already paid the price, what do you want?" ”
"That's its atonement, what about yours?" Zhou Kai smiled.
The little girl said resolutely: "This body is still a human race, and the deity promises that it will never invade any human body in the future." ”
"No, it's not enough, you've been occupying it for so long, you've got a bargain, it's guaranteed to be later, and it's now, and you have to pay it back."
"How do you want to pay it back? Let the deity also relieve himself? The little girl roared indignantly.
"That's your choice, but if you want me to say, then let you do one thing, to save people, such as today is not peaceful, there are too many aliens, there is no humanity, there are all kinds of people who die in vain every day on the earth, go and save people, take one person, use ten thousand people to return, as long as you save 10,000 people from the aliens, this matter is over." Zhou Kai said indifferently.
"What a virgin heart, if I hadn't seen you cruel and ruthless, I would have thought you were a compassionate saint." The little girl taunted.
Zhou Kai said: "Sage? No, this is just my statement, the world does not belong to the gods of the heavens, it belongs to the human race, I don't allow it, no one can take advantage of it, if there is a kind, come and kill me, if you can't kill me, then play you to death. ”
The little girl sneered: "Then we'll see, who wins and who loses, and we will know in the end." ”
With that, she was going to leave again.
"Wait."
"What else do you want?" The little girl was furious.
"Don't worry, it's not to embarrass you, little miscellaneous fish, it's okay to arrange labor reform, I want you to bring a message to Taishan God." Mount Tai, is an inseparable part of China since ancient times, has not been rented to any foreign people, it occupies Mount Tai for so many years, and still plays the name of Mount Tai God, it's time to give an explanation. ”
Little Girl: "......"