Chapter 316: The God of the Stove

The little girl left, with a grievance.

It's also long enough to live, and the city is deep enough, otherwise if you change someone, you would have been angry a long time ago.

Zhou Kai was satisfied with this wave of operations.

The god of Taishan is just a signal, that is, to tell the gods and Buddhas that Lao Tzu is going to lift the table, and they can't run away one by one.

As soon as the little girl left, Zhou Kai also controlled the magic knife and left quickly.

All the way forward, more than an hour later, Zhou Kai saw the city.

This area has not been greatly affected by the changes in the weather, and people are still busy with their lives.

And in this area, the aliens, the cultivators, but there are few pitiful, obviously most of them have been affected by the heavenly changes, and the rest are also hiding, licking their wounds, and waiting for the opportunity.

Zhou Kai opened his penetrating eyes and inspected the earth.

Heaven and earth manifested in his eyes, the essence was manifested, and all abnormal information was exposed, and nothing could be hidden.

Suddenly, Zhou Kai's eyes froze and locked onto one place.

This is a retro building, with pavilions, small bridges and flowing water, which looks like a garden.

And within this garden, there is a divine light lurking.

After staring for a moment, Zhou Kai smiled.

Find another one.

The sword descended and landed in the place where the divine light was lurking, and before Zhou Kai could speak, an old man took the initiative to come out.

"Shangxian, give the little old man a way to live."

The old man looked at him not young, his beard was white, and his body was thin, and when he saw Zhou Kai, he went straight to the end and begged.

Zhou Kai: "......"

"I am ......"

"A word moves the immortals of Zhou, the little old man already knows your origin, and he has admired the name for a long time, like thunder." The old man replied quickly.

Zhou Kai looked at it for a moment, and grinned: "So, you admit it?" ”

The old man said bitterly: "Shangxian, the little old man is just a small god, the name of the god is not obvious, the world has forgotten, only this one temple is enshrined, and I hope that the immortal will be convenient and give a way to live." ”

"The way to live is fought for by yourself, if anyone who sells miserably can sit back and relax, is it possible that all criminals in the world can be blamed for the past?" Zhou Kai was unmoved and spoke indifferently.

The old man's face suddenly showed bitterness, and he said pitifully: "The little old man admits defeat, and the immortals are merciful." ”

"Okay, confess leniently, resist strictly, your attitude is good, come, introduce yourself." Zhou Kai asked with satisfaction.

The old man said: "It is estimated that the world has forgotten my existence, little old man, called the god of the stove." ”

Zhou Kai was stunned: "Lord Stove!" ”

"Little old man doesn't dare to be, don't dare to be." The old man hurriedly waved his hand.

Zhou Kai felt kind when he heard this name, and directly put away the divine knife. smiled: "Since it is the Lord of the Stove, then there is nothing to say, take the liberty to visit, don't be surprised, don't be surprised." ”

The old man was relieved to see that Zhou Kai had become so easy to speak.

I finally recognize myself.

"But Lord Stove, what you said is not right, the God of the Stove is the god of the kitchen, and every household is for you, how can you say that you are not famous, I think you are more famous than most gods." Zhou Kai said with a smile.

The old man sighed and said: "You don't know anything about the immortals, in today's world, where is there anyone who lives on fire, they are all modern products, and there is no need for the god of the stove." The little old man is destined for the New Year's Day, and those days are the days when the little old man travels, but in today's world, most of them don't eat at home, the kitchen is deserted, there is no table for me, worship the gods, and there is not even a paper flower like the god of the stove, and the little old man has nowhere to go. Until now, the few temples of Xiao Lao'er have also been demolished and cleaned, and only this one remains. ”

Zhou Kai was speechless.

This stove god is confused, it's bad!

But think about it, it seems to be too, in this world, the New Year's whip is not allowed, so what is the flavor of the New Year, those New Year's customs have naturally been abbreviated a lot, worship the god of the stove, I haven't seen it for a long time, even if I think about it at this moment, Zhou Kai has forgotten the steps of respecting the god of the stove.

Looking at the old man, Zhou Kai sighed a little.

This deity who accompanied him in childhood has many beautiful legends.

Even if you don't accept the gods of the sky, you can't hate it when you see this.

This is a god closely related to the life of the human race, representing the blessing and yearning of the human race for the better and the future.

Looking at the sad and helpless old man, Zhou Kai's mind moved, looked at the old man and said, "Lord Stove, don't say that I won't give you a chance, do you want to become a popular god?" ”

The old man was stunned, looked at Zhou Kai in astonishment, and said, "Shangxian, this, how do you say this?" ”

Zhou Kai smiled: "Become a god of food." ”

"Huh? How can this be done, the god position cannot be used indiscriminately, and the god of food is the god of the Heavenly Palace, ranking at the level, which is not something that the little old man dares to hope for. The old man hurriedly shook his head and refused.

Zhou Kai said quietly: "Lord Stove, I'm not discussing, I'm giving you a chance." ”

Old man: "...... My immortal, don't you roast the little old man on the fire, this is absolutely impossible, the heavenly palace is guilty, and the little old man can't afford it. As he spoke, the old man looked embarrassed.

Zhou Kai said decisively: "I don't have a life now, or I won't die in the future, Lao Zao, choose one, right?" ”

Old man: "......"

"Anyway, I, the god of the stove, also exist in name only, and the immortals are up to you." The old man confessed.

If you die early and die late, you naturally choose to die later, which can also exist for a few more days.

Zhou Kai smiled: "That's right, a soldier who doesn't want to be a general is not a good soldier, a stove god who doesn't want to be a god of food is not a good god of stove, from now on, you are the god of food, I'll get you a certificate when I go back, and you will be the chairman of the first generation of God of Food Co., Ltd." ”

"Huh? What do you say? The old man was stunned.

Zhou Kai said: "Start a company, otherwise you think you will be the god of food directly, and then it will be fine?" What's the difference between that and what it used to be? Why am I bothering to do this? ”

"Then how to start a company?" The old man was a little confused and didn't know Zhou Kai's routine.

Zhou Kai said with a smile: "It's very simple, the old signboard of the god of food, and the things related to eating, are all your responsibility, improve new food types, study new eating recipes, publicize food health knowledge, save food poisoners, supervise the world's practitioners engaged in illegal and poisonous food, etc., etc., you just need to remember that your existence is to ensure that the human race eats and drinks Lazar, which is the basis for you to become the god of food, as long as you do more and do a good job, you can redeem points, and use points to buy the right to build temples and use statues." ”

"Isn't that a bit much??" The old man asked blankly.

In the past, it only managed the stove, but there were so many things at once, and I felt so uncomfortable.

"That's more? You're a god, if you don't recruit a group of civil servants to help, can't you do it? You know, only by doing more, can you earn more, don't you want to become a god of food who is all over the world and everyone respects and loves? ”

"It's done, it's just that I became the god of food, and the palace is ......genuine," the old man said weakly.

Zhou Kai smiled weirdly: "The human race has a saying, go other people's way, so that others have no way out, the human race, only need a god to help in food, many of them are heretics." ”

The corners of the old man's mouth twitched.

"Shangxian, you dare to say, little old man, I'm afraid."

"Don't be afraid, of course you have to do it to the end, you do it well, I'll cover you, if someone kills you, I'll go to the God of Food to bury you, and promise that you won't be lonely on the Huangquan Road." Zhou Kai smiled fiercely, looking forward to it.

Old man: "......"