Chapter 575: Collecting Birds (96)
As soon as the words fell, Wang Chuyao walked up to me, she first glanced at me shyly, and then said, "Ninth brother, I... I... I do, you don't have to think about the long term. ”
I was stunned, what did she mean? Just as he was about to speak, the Qing Xuanzi spoke, and he said, "Xiao Jiu, since Miss Wang is willing, you can also stop it, otherwise I am afraid that this yin marriage will not be able to continue." ”
I thought about it for a while, and asked Wang Chuyao to hold Su Mengke's photo and worship with me, which would have a certain impact on Wang Chuyao's reputation, and I thought about letting Qing Xuanzi find another way. However, looking at his heavy face, this must be quite serious. In desperation, I had to dispel the thought in my heart and said thank you to Wang Chuyao, and she replied with an inexplicable word, she said, "It should be." ”
Just these three words, I looked at her in surprise, and I had a feeling that I couldn't put it into words. This Wang Chuyao has always given me a feeling of a little sister next door, why has this feeling changed now, isn't it because I have taken a fancy to me?
Thinking of this, I don't know whether to be happy or hurt, I always feel that what Qing Xuanzi's master said is quite right, I am guilty of peach blossom robbery.
At the moment, I didn't dare to talk to her, so I asked Qing Xuanzi, "What to do next?" ”
He said: "Miss Wang is holding the photo of Miss Su, as for you... Stand on that. ”
As he spoke, he pointed to the Eight Immortals Table, meaning that I should stand in front of the Eight Immortals Table.
I nodded, walked straight over, first made three gestures to the table of the eight immortals, and said a lot of blessings in my mouth, roughly hoping that Mengke would have a good life in the underworld and a good background in the next life.
Then, the Qing Xuanzi asked Wang Chuyao to stand next to me with a photo in his hand, and began to read a long string of words in his mouth, and after three minutes of big concepts, his expression changed greatly, and he gently spit out a word in his mouth, 'E'.
Suddenly, the atmosphere in the tent seemed to change, and it became extremely oppressive, so that I was a little out of breath and broke out in a cold sweat. I thought everyone was like that, so I looked at the others, and they weren't panting, on the contrary, their expressions were very relaxed.
What's going on?
I was stunned, so I looked at Qing Xuanzi, only to see that he was holding a Dao finger in his left hand, and his right hand was constantly moving on the yellow paper flame, as if he was casting a spell. Immediately afterward, I saw the flame suddenly change direction and jerk towards the east.
"The land lord agreed to the yin marriage." That Qing Xuanzi withdrew his hand and said such a sentence.
As soon as I heard this, I breathed a sigh of relief, some things are indeed very weird, just like the flame of this yellow paper, in the words of our eight immortals, some things must be done according to the rules, and if a link goes wrong, it will affect the whole funeral. And the yin marriage is similar, it must be done according to a set of rules, if Qing Xuanzi didn't find out that the direction of the flame was wrong, so he blindly made the yin marriage ceremony, I'm afraid this yin marriage will continue to be strange.
Some things are also strange to say, at the moment when the flame turned to the east, the previous sense of depression immediately disappeared, which made me make a decision, the future funeral must be done in accordance with the rules, even if it falls out with the master's family, it must not break the rules.
Seeing that I was stunned, the Qing Xuanzi frowned, and did not speak, but threw a yellow paper bag into the fire, and the yellow paper bag contained my three hairs.
After the yellow paper was burned, the Qing Xuanzi's tense face relaxed, and he said, "Prepare to worship the church." ”
I hummed, and stood in a row with Wang Chuyao, while Qing Xuanzi stood on my upper right, he first glanced into the tent, then cleared his throat, and shouted: "Guests, distinguished guests, tonight is the day of Chen Jiu's yin wedding with Miss Su. ”
After saying this, he made a gesture towards me, stretched out his hand and pointed to the sky, and then pointed to the ground, I understood what he meant, he asked me, whether to be happy like a wedding, or to be sad like a funeral.
I thought about it for a while, after the yin marriage, I have to do a funeral for Mengke, this yin marriage should be more festive, I hope she can feel the lively atmosphere in the underworld.
At the moment, I pointed to the sky, which means, to be more festive.
He nodded, first made three strokes towards the east, then three strokes towards the west, then took out three sticks of incense and lit them, inserted them under the table of the eight immortals, and made three strokes towards the table of eight immortals.
After doing all this, he returned to his previous position, shook the clothes on his body, and said: "The sky is high and the birds fly, the sea is wide and the fish jumps, in this Chinese land, the sound of machines is rumbling everywhere, people are happy and horses are jumping, rice flowers are fragrant, frogs are singing, birds are crying, melon sheds are telling good stories, wheat grasshoppers are calling, golden beans are rolling in the yard, and every household has surplus grain." ”
"The so-called love to see Uncle Dao's thousand waves, laughter and laughter are full of hearts, in the field of hope, in the season of splendid mountain flowers, in the beautiful summer, the tent filled with strong fragrance, I announce that the wedding of Chen Jiu and Su Mengke will start now."
After shouting this, he nodded at Chen Tiannan, meaning to set off firecrackers.
Soon, the sound of firecrackers rang out, I don't know if it was Qing Xuanzi who confessed, or Chen Tiannan's meaning, this time the firecrackers sounded for a long time, and it took about five or six minutes before it stopped.
When the sound of firecrackers stopped, Chen Tiannan shouted, "Brother Jiu, kiss her." ”
"Don't make a fuss!" I glared at him.
"Hey, hey!" He laughed strangely and said, "If you don't kiss, I'm welcome." ”
I wasn't in the mood to joke with him, so I glared at him again, nodded at Qing Xuanzi, and asked him to continue the wedding and ignore Chen Tiannan.
That Qing Xuanzi may want to make the yin marriage more lively, and he didn't pay attention to me, he first glanced at Chen Tiannan, and then found a piece of red cloth to cover Su Mengke's body, I understand what he meant, he planned to make the atmosphere go up before worshipping the church, but Su Mengke's body was placed there, which would make people feel a kind of fear.
Seeing this, I frowned, what he did was not to say that it was inappropriate, but to ignore Su Mengke's meaning a little bit. After all, the heroine of the yin marriage is Su Mengke, but Qing Xuanzi covered her corpse, which was a little inconsiderate.
However, according to the rules of yin marriage, the body cannot appear on the wedding hall, and the living person must hold the photo of the deceased, worship the man, and then bury the woman's body near the man's grave.
Therefore, his actions made me a little embarrassed, according to my original intention, it was to let Mengke's corpse see the yin marriage with her own eyes, one to calm her heart, and the other to fulfill her wish before her death.
The current situation has greatly surprised me.
Right now, I'm ready to stop Qing Xuanzi. Who knows, that Chen Tiannan suddenly appeared and pushed me without warning, my body shook, and the whole person fell towards Wang Chuyao.
That Wang Chuyao was also really, when he saw my body falling over, he didn't avoid it, so he let my body fall over in a daze. According to this trend, if I really fall on her, nine times out of ten I will kiss her, but fortunately, I reacted quite quickly, and when I saw that the situation was wrong, I immediately twisted my face to the side, so as to avoid the embarrassment.
Then again, although the embarrassment was avoided, I was unlucky, my whole body fell towards the Eight Immortals Table, and my head slammed on the edge of the Eight Immortals Table, I jumped up in pain and scolded: "Chen Tiannan, you dog, don't let Lao Tzu see your daughter-in-law, Lao Tzu has to tell her, you kid prostitutes/prostitutes every day." ”
"Brother Jiu!" He looked at me with a crying face, "You are always good, you have a good heart, don't say anything bad about my tigress, she will tear me alive." ”
After saying that, he knelt down at me and kept kowtowing, which made me wonder so much, I was just joking with him, not like this. Besides, he knew my temperament, and he would never say anything bad about his daughter-in-law. So what did he do? Isn't it evil?