At this thought, my heart tightened, and I immediately looked at Chen Tiannan, and saw that the kid suddenly smiled at me, and the smile was particularly treacherous, and then I heard a 'poof', which stinked. Made, the kid who lacked virtue actually pouted his ass and let out a loud fart.

In an instant, the whole scene fell silent.

After about three seconds of silence, the whole scene erupted in thunderous laughter, one by one laughing forward and backward, even the old witch who had been calm on her face rarely showed a smile, and the Qing Xuanzi gave Chen Tiannan a thumbs up appreciatively, and sighed: "The child can be taught." ”

Compared with their laughter, I couldn't laugh, my heart was sour, the corners of my eyes were wet, and I felt that it was in vain to be born as a brother. Because I knew that he was doing it all for me. He, Chen Tiannan, a rich second generation born in a wealthy family, usually values face more than life, but at this time, for my action, he threw down his face and pouted his ass and farted in public.

Perhaps, what those onlookers are thinking at this time is that this person has no quality, no discipline, no tutoring, but what I see is the kind of brotherhood between a man and a man.

Chen Tiannan saw that I was stunned, walked over to me, and said, "Brother Jiu, why don't you laugh?" Today is your wedding day, you should be happy, even if it is a yin marriage, my sister-in-law hopes that you will be happy. ”

I didn't speak, not that I didn't want to say, but I didn't know what to say, all I thought about was the scene just now, he knelt, he kowtowed, he rose up and farted, this series of actions, there was only one purpose, he wanted to liven up the atmosphere in the tent.

"Brother Jiu, are you okay? Don't laugh at this, then I'll give you another one. With that, he began to mess with his hairstyle.

I grabbed my arm and said, "Enough, I can recognize you as a brother in this life, and I, Chen Jiu, will come to the world in vain." ”

"Oops!" He shrugged his shoulders and said, "Brother Jiu, you speak so sensationally, you are my brother, you will naturally be more lively when you get married, but unfortunately this is not Hengyang, otherwise, I will make the scene bigger for you, and invite you a few third-rate little singers to liven up the atmosphere." ”

After speaking, he seemed to remember something, slapped his palm on the door of his head, took out a few hundred-yuan bills from his pocket, raised them, and said, "Brother Jiu, look at me." ”

"Here's 50,000 in cash, and we're going to have a boxing match here, and win that guy and take 50,000." As he spoke, he took out another bundle of hundred-yuan bills and continued: "Here is 10,000, whoever shouts the loudest, this money will..."

"That's enough, Tiannan, don't make trouble, I'll make a note of this favor." I quickly interrupted him.

"Brother Jiu, I'm not making trouble, your wedding with your sister-in-law is a bit special, and only money can smash the atmosphere. Besides, these few dollars are considered P, how can it be important for brothers to be happy. He said indifferently.

I understand what he meant, and I understand his intentions, but the money is too hard. Besides, I originally meant to let Qing Xuanzi do it according to the festive wedding, I didn't think about making any scenes on it, after all, a yin marriage is always a yin marriage, it can't be too festive, it's appropriate.

"Tiannan, don't make trouble!" I found that I couldn't say anything other than that.

"Brother Jiu, don't say anything, you, I, Guo Fatzi, the three of us are brothers, brothers for life, as brothers, no matter what today, I must help you make the atmosphere lively, not for anything else, just because you got married today, just because you are my ninth brother."

After saying this, he ignored me, raised a few hundred-yuan bills in his hand again, and said the previous words again.

As soon as the words fell, those bodyguards rushed in the direction of Chen Tiannan, raised their necks, squeezed their faces red, and yelled one by one, "The money is mine, don't rob me of it." ”

There is no way, 50,000 yuan is indeed a huge amount of money for those bodyguards, not to mention them, even I am moved, you know, I carry a coffin about 200 yuan to earn about 200 yuan, 50,000, I have to carry more than 200 coffins, a day to carry a coffin, it takes more than eight months to earn the 50,000.

"Don't worry, don't worry, everyone has a share!" Chen Tiannan roared, then found a small bench, stood on it, and said, "Everyone, let's vacate a piece of land first." ”

In less than two minutes, those bodyguards immediately vacated a piece of land, looked at Chen Tiannan one by one, and asked him what the rules were, but Chen Tiannan only said eight words, "Until the point, it's just fun." ”

Subsequently, the group of bodyguards began to divide into two factions, once the two took turns to fight, and they were very happy, where do you remember what yin marriage, what Lian Gu, one by one just wanted to get the 60,000 yuan, and the shouting of the whole scene was endless, making the originally lifeless yin marriage very lively. Sometimes I think about it, money is really good, as the saying goes, money can make the devil grind, let alone just have a fight.

In the meantime, I don't know what was going on, but the old witch didn't stop them, but closed her eyes and looked like she was out of the way. This made me wonder very much with Qing Xuanzi, I asked Qing Xuanzi, why didn't the old witch stop Chen Tiannan's behavior, he said, maybe the time has not come, I asked him what time it is, he glared at me, and said, "The three escapes are used together, people are invisible, but the top of the pillar of time, the three escapes, can get the body of immortality, this is what you said, right?" The old witch estimated that she was waiting for the Mao, after all, the time of day was the most vibrant. ”

Rub, isn't it! I'm talking nonsense, is it true that the sheepskin in the old witch's hand says that it is also a good time?

I was stunned for a moment, if this is the case, that is to say, Su Mengke's yin marriage must be completed within the Yin time, otherwise, the old witch may be in trouble.

Thinking about this, I asked Wang Chuyao what time it was, and she said, it's four o'clock.

As soon as I heard this, I didn't hesitate, and immediately asked Chen Tiannan to stop the so-called boxing match, and let those bodyguards stand in line.

Soon, the whole scene returned to the way before, Qing Xuanzi said a long list of blessings, and then did some simple ceremonies, burned some paper jewelry and clothes, and pasted the word bride next to Su Mengke's photo, and the word groom in my photo, I asked him what this meant, he said, the old moon is red, so that I and Su Mengke can have a happy marriage in the next life.

Subsequently, Qing Xuanzi asked me whether I should worship directly or hold three questions first, and then visit the church.

I thought about it for a while, this yin marriage is a little simple, if it is a direct visit to the church, it is a bit hasty, so let him hold three questions first, and then visit the church.

The so-called three questions, without much deep knowledge, is before the church, the emcee asks the groom two questions, and then asks the bride a question, this process is more funny, it is expressed in the form of local songs, and some rap shadows are in it.