I said, you're crazy!

Let's not talk about whether this coffin is made of Nanmu, this year, the old objects are national treasures, salvaged ashore, can only be handed over to the state, who dares to hide privately, that is to openly rebel, move, two peanuts jumped to the brain.

Last month, two smugglers were killed in the county vegetable market, when Ge Zhuang and I were drinking tofu brain nearby, and after watching Bai Huahua's *, we were so disgusted that we didn't eat for half a week.

Ge Zhuang grinned, almost showing his back molars, I said little pumpkin, are you really so stupid as a fat man? This coffin has been seen by the whole village, and if I don't hand it in, can I wait for the fist of the people's dictatorship to hit me on the head? I'm talking about the coffin, which no one can see!

I raised my eyebrows, "Do you want to hold the treasure?" ”

Ge Zhuang said I'm annoying you about this, it's weird to speak, what is it called suffocating? This is the fortune tree that our brothers have scrapped out of the beard of the dragon king, which makes God open his eyes and gives us a chance to make a windfall, hurry up and don't rub it, I dreamed last night and saw Yang Yuying beckoning to me.

No wonder you get up early in the morning to wash your pants!

Ge Zhuang and I made a bunch of logs, put them on the ground, pushed the coffin all the way back to Xiaoyizhuang, and when we arrived at the place, we pulled a piece of shroud and covered the coffin first.

The coffin board has been soaked in water for so many years, the surface is black, shiny, and there are many patterns engraved on it, as if it is text, but I don't know a word.

And on the four corners of the coffin, there is a bell hanging on each of them, Ge Zhuang played with it with his hand, and he could hear the crisp sound of "jingling".

I held the coffin in one hand, pushed away Ge Zhuang, who was eager to try, and said You kid really want to pry the coffin?

Ge Zhuang stretched out his legs as if he was riding on it, as if Yang Yuying was sleeping in this coffin, "Little pumpkin, why are you so cowardly, can we be a little arrogant?" ”

I said that peanuts are harder than your iron head, and if you do this business, you will be punished sooner or later!

Although I never believe in any evil, I know how to be a man with a little awe, this coffin soaked in water, it doesn't look like a year or two of making a living, I really want to pry out something, I don't know whether it's a blessing or a curse.

Ge Zhuang took his elbow and propped me away, saying that if you get up, let me come if you are afraid, I am poor and afraid, you don't know how I pretended to be a grandson in the mine for half a year, and made money, whoever dares to pretend to be an uncle, I will take five grandfathers and slap him in the face!

I couldn't stand Ge Zhuang's insistence, I gritted my teeth and stomped my foot, "Listen to you, open the museum!" ”

Who doesn't like real money, the village chief used five thousand yuan to open the door of greed between me and Ge Zhuang, this person's desire is like the river in the sharp knife gorge, endless, never end.

It was this hammer deal that led me and Ge Zhuang to the biggest turning point in our lives, now think about it, the so-called blessings and misfortunes are unpredictable, and the ancients did not deceive me!

This matter of opening the coffin, I can't rush for a while, Ge Zhuang and I are not the material to do this, looking at the coffin and not knowing where to start, fortunately, Xiaoyizhuang is remote, and no one usually comes, Ge Zhuang and I have time to ponder and discuss how to pry the coffin open.

In the end, Ge Zhuang was anxious, and tore up the sketch I drew with a tiger face, saying Little pumpkin, don't be troublesome, and go down with an axe, your sketch is more troublesome than the draft of two bombs and one star.

I said fatty, what are you anxious about, before the two of us dragged the coffin around the backwater bay, the whole village of Niuzigou saw it, you don't know the temper of the village chief, you have to report the funeral to Niu Er, the people in the county came and split the coffin, how should you explain it? Scoop up a coffin and go ashore and chop it for firewood?

Ge Zhuang stomped his feet and said, "Then you say let's do it, according to your method, the Yangtze River is about to run dry!" ”

I said don't worry, you go find an axe, and I'm getting two hatchets.

Ge Zhuang got what I wanted, and I asked him to pry the coffin, grab the axe, insert it along the gap in the hanging coffin, and pry the outermost coffin board vigorously.

As soon as he strained his head, the inner coffin "creaked" and reacted, and forcibly opened a crack.

As soon as the coffin was pried open, it was like tearing open the shark's mouth, and the coffin was black, and an unpleasant smell rose, like a rotten egg that had been broken for two months, and it was extremely stinky!

"Damn, the people inside are farting!" Ge Zhuang couldn't stand it, so he quickly let go of his hand and stepped back, pinching his nose and saying no, no, no, but his mother choked out my lungs.

I walked around the coffin, had a plan in my heart, and said to Ge Zhuang, "You first put a piece of ginger in your mouth, then crush it with glutinous rice, pour water on it, soak a white cloth underneath, cover your mouth and nose with a white cloth, and it won't stink!" ”

Ge Zhuang asked me why?

I said that these are all ways to remove the smell of the corpse, the coffin is soaked in water, isolating oxygen, plus the coffin is nailed so firmly, the internal and external spaces are isolated, which means that after the people inside rot, the air and mold are all hoarded in a sealed environment, can you pry the coffin like this without smelling?

Ge Zhuang gave me a thumbs up, "I don't have to say, you really have a good idea!" ”

I can only smile bitterly, since I was a child, I followed Lao Luo to fish for corpses, I didn't learn other skills, I learned a set of skills on how to deal with corpses, this method of removing corpse odor is just the content of the introduction, but this dead fat man is too lazy and has no time to specialize.

According to what I said, Ge Zhuang went to get two cloth towels, one for me and one over his mouth.

I went to touch the coffin with a cloth towel, I always felt that something was wrong, my nose broke into a urine smell, the more I smelled it, the more I panicked, I quickly put the cloth towel next, and when I looked at it, my face was black,

"Dead fatty, believe it or not, I lit a fire in the middle of the night and burned your bird, and this Nima was ripped off your panties, right?"

Ge Zhuang hehehe, silly music, "The fat man's underwear can ward off evil spirits, you smell more, and cure all diseases!" ”

I had no choice but to carefully cover my mouth and let him pry the coffin again.

This time, the corpse gas coming out of the crack of the coffin was not so thick, but cold, as if there was a high-powered air conditioner blowing cold air at us, and I stood half a meter away from the coffin, feeling that I couldn't bear the cold.

The dead fat man has rough skin and thick meat, and he can't help but shudder, saying that this weather is really Nima weird, how can it be like winter.

I said don't rub it off, if you want to touch something, hurry up!

Ge Zhuang grappled the axe with both hands, pried it up, grinned and said, "You should hurry, don't be so stupid!"

The method I discussed with Ge Zhuang was to try to ensure the integrity of the coffin, so that the people in the county could not see it, but there were nails on the coffin, and it was impossible to pry it open completely.

I hesitated for a moment, then put on snakeskin gloves and put my hand into the crack of the coffin.

With this stretch of my hand, I really touched something cold and cold, smooth to the touch and soft in texture.

Before I could figure it out, Ge Zhuang blushed, and began to urge me to hurry up, "This coffin is so solid, I can't hold it anymore, have you touched it!" ”

I quickly said "I touched it", sank my wrist, and no matter what it was, I grabbed it firmly in my hand with my five fingers together, and forcibly pulled it out.

"Bang!"

As soon as my hand left the coffin, Ge Zhuang pulled the axe back and ran over excitedly to see, "Little pumpkin, what kind of treasure did you touch?" ”

I spread my hand out, and there was an extra lump on my palm, just enough to grasp with my hand, and there was a sticky flocculent mass on it, like a wood fungus growing from moldy wood, but it was green in color, and it was much more transparent.

Ge Zhuang looked disappointed and clamored to come again.

I stopped him and said that this thing is indispensable, the coffin crack is getting bigger and bigger by you, and it is inevitable that people will not see the problem, since only such a thing is touched, it means that our brothers do not have the life to get rich, so let's accept it when we see it.

"Hey......

The two were arguing, and a sneer came from Leng Buding, which was sharp and thin, which scared me and Ge Zhuang!