This coffin......

My hairs stood up, and I thought I had blown up the coffin, as the old saying goes, the covered coffin board can't be opened easily, otherwise the corpse will blow up the coffin if it is stained with yang energy, and the sudden sneer made me and the fat man tremble.

But after listening closely, the sound was not like coming from the coffin, I quickly looked back at the door of Xiaoyizhuang, and found that the village chief was carrying a basket of eggs in his hand, and he was looking at us with a pestle without moving.

"Two boys, look at the good things you have done!"

My soul was scared out, and I blamed me and Ge Da for their intentions, but Qingtian forgot to lock the door while doing this, and was actually caught by the village chief. This old guy appears here, the consequences are worse than blowing up the coffin, if it is really reported to the county, Ge Zhuang and I will definitely have to drink a pot.

Ge Zhuang's face turned white, he didn't stand or sit, his face was as if he had died of his father, "Village Chief, if I say that the person in the coffin has an itchy buttocks, let's reach in and scratch him, will you believe it?" ”

The village chief smiled cunningly, walked up to me and said tickle, then dare to be kind, I'm just watching from the side, you hurry up and scratch it, right?

I said uncle, Ming people don't say dark words in front of me, you have also seen it, as long as you don't report it to the county, you can do anything!

The pigtails were grabbed by the village chief, Ge Zhuang and I were so scared that we didn't dare to put a fart, and we handed the bench, and we served tea and water, all like children who had made a mistake and stood in line in front of him, with a blank eye, so frightened that we didn't dare to breathe.

The village chief waited until he was comfortable, then lit a cigarette and said slowly, "If you want me to say, you two boys are too fat to clean up!" dragged out a coffin in broad daylight, and I wondered what you were going to do, you were hiding such a big thing from me, you want to go to heaven! ”

Ge Zhuang hurriedly smiled at him, saying that I don't have that ability in God, and it will be almost the same after a few decades. The village chief grinned and said that Bert Niang was sloppy with me, and if this incident happened, it must be reported to the organization according to the rules, but we are in the poor countryside here, who is the organization?

As soon as I heard that there was a door, I hurriedly went into the house and took out the "old man's head" that I had just been assigned, and stuffed it back into the hands of the village chief, saying Uncle, you are affected, Niuzigou doesn't know, this poor and remote country, the village committee is the sky! Ge Zhuang and I made mistakes, we must reflect deeply, you give a thin face, think about the benefits to you when my grandfather was there?

"Okay, when the land was allocated back then, it was your grandfather who worked hard to go up the mountains and go to the countryside to run around, so that he earned a few decent pieces of land for the old and young masters of the whole village, and everyone remembers this love!"

The village chief put the money in his trouser pocket and went to see Ge Zhuang again.

Ge Qiang's face shook, and he pulled the belt of his trousers in pain, the village chief didn't understand what he meant, and was busy standing up and waving his hand, "Fatty, no, no...... Your uncle is not good at this! ”

Ge Zhuang let out a sullen fart, but he still took out the money in a proper manner and handed it to the village chief, "Uncle, it's just a small meaning, don't be polite!" ”

The village chief changed a white cloth and wrapped it, wiped his hands again, and then put it in his pocket with a smile, and said Little comrade, I see that your ideological consciousness is also quite high, fortunately, you didn't make a big mistake, this little thing will not bother the organization first, there are baskets of eggs, which are specially made up by the people of the village in order to thank you for picking up the corpses for everyone.

I hurriedly said no, the village chief insisted on stuffing the eggs into my hands, and said with a smile, "Then where is it, you have solved a troublesome matter for the village, you can collect the eggs, don't say that the villagers of Niuzigou are not benevolent." ”

I put away the eggs with a bitter face and said Uncle, are you still fine?

The village chief wandered around the coffin for a long time, and pointed to the wooden lump that I had forgotten to throw away in my hand, "What is this, you just fished it out?" ”

I put the lump of wood on the stool and said, Uncle, if you think it looks good, then just forget it.

The village chief waved his hand and said slowly, that can't be done, everyone has a part in the construction of socialism, this baby bump is your hard work to dig ashore, I am alone and uneasy, give me a knife!

Ge Zhuang hated it in his heart, but with a smile on his face, he wrinkled his face into a chrysanthemum, and hurriedly said Uncle, this is a pimple of rotten wood, what is there to distinguish?

"Rabbit cub, you have eyes and don't know gold and jade, who said this is rotten wood!" The village chief let out of his nostrils, knocked on the door of Ge Zhuang's head, and said that you don't want to know where Niuzigou is!

Ge Zhuang suffered a pimple, so he could only laugh with him and continue to talk, "Uncle, where else can Niuzigou be?" ”

"This is the Three Gorges, the border of Cuba, do you understand?" The village chief shook his head and lamented that the young man did not learn and had no skills, and he was just thinking about being promoted and making a fortune.

In fact, what the village chief wants to say, I have a clear heart, but in order to reflect the rich values of the village chief, I can only continue to pretend to be stupid, "I know the Three Gorges, what's wrong?" ”

The village chief said that you have an elm head, your grandfather is famous, how can the Sima family give birth to such a bad seed as you? What is most famous in the Three Gorges, of course, is the hanging coffin.

I "chuckled" in my heart, and hurriedly said Uncle, what do you mean, the coffin board that I salvaged with the fat man is still a hanging coffin? That's not right, don't lie to me if I don't read much, shouldn't the hanging coffin be hung on the top of the mountain, let's go into the water?

The village chief said that there is nothing unusual about the hanging coffin falling into the water? The water in Jiandao Gorge is so fast, and the back mountain is not untrodden, and your dead ghost grandfather knows best about the yellow spring.

I said hanging coffin, hanging coffin, what else? This coffin board can neither be eaten nor seen, and when it is chopped and burned as firewood, I still don't like to be clumsy.

The village chief is slow and reasonable, saying that you don't know this, it is said that the Three Gorges hanging coffin involves a very ancient country, the ancient capital of Pakistan, have you heard of Sa? This thing is very archaeological value, and the people in the county came back and down and took Niu Lao Er into the mountain to find this thing.

I said that since this is the case, the village chief, you can take it if you like.

The village chief took a sip of me, scolded the bad luck, and said that Lao Tzu had eaten too much and pulled the coffin home? Don't give the mother-in-law at home to pull the head out of the blood, this archaeological doorway, I don't understand, only the county people like it, I mean the hanging coffin on the top of the mountain for thousands of years, grow out of the Tai Sui!

Tai Sui?

Ge Zhuang and I stared at the fist-sized wooden bump on the stool, which was emerald green, and the more we looked at it, the more strange it became, "Can this be Tai Sui?" ”

What is Tai Sui? It has been recorded in ancient books that Tai Sui is also known as meat Ganoderma lucidum, which can be eaten and used as medicine, and is regarded as "the top grade of this scripture", and the effect is "long-term food, light body and immortal, and longevity of immortals". "Shennong's Materia Medica" records: "Meat Ganoderma lucidum, non-toxic, tonifying, benefiting essence, increasing wisdom, treating knots in the chest, long-term clothing and light body age." It is an immortal delicacy of ancient emperors.

My brain is about to explode, saying that fat people are not good, we are too old, will we be unlucky!

The village chief took over the conversation and said that the young man was chattering, how could Tai Sui be so evil? This is the lump of flesh on the wood, health supplements, you don't understand it too much, in short, this thing is very strange, you hurry up and bring a knife over, let's cut a portion, I have been in bad health these days, the old ladies at home dislike it, and so Lao Tzu used Tai Sui to make tea and drink, not to make her scream and not count!