"Hey, secretly calling that lover?"

Dongfang Liang looked at me funny, and checked my phone.

"Hit the police flower, she asked me for help!" I didn't hide anything with Ye Wumei, and everyone knew about our relationship.

"We've been together for a night, and we have to make phone calls!"

Seeing that Dongfang Liang's expression was getting more and more wrong, I hurriedly coughed.

To be honest, although I can't touch this girlfriend, I really like it, after all, it's my girlfriend.

"You know, I'm a famous Taoist priest, and I send charms every day to comfort the female classmates who hit the ghosts, is it normal, be generous!"

I hurriedly explained for a while, and Dongfang Liang showed her beautiful teeth and smiled slightly.

It's really six palaces with no color, and it is suspected that the beautiful jade has fallen into the dust.

"Eat, Tea Eggs!"

Dongfang Liang used her beautiful fingers to gently put the dinner in a boxed lunch, and thoughtfully placed it in front of my table.

I looked at the time on my phone, it was afternoon self-study time, and at this time, Teacher Luo Liet walked in with a frown.

"Great Demon King!"

I couldn't help but shout because I was most afraid of the homeroom teacher. When I shouted out, I realized that I had shouted out my heart, and quickly covered my mouth.

"Big, demon, king!"

Teacher Luo Liet glared at me angrily: "Who, who gave me the nickname?" "Kneel and beg for a hundred eyes to sing

"He—"

All the people pointed their fingers at me.

"Teacher!" I flattened my mouth and said with a sad face: "I heard them talk about the terrible case of the Flying Demon King, and I inadvertently said these two words, I really didn't mean you!" ”

I shook my hands, but Teacher Luo Liet didn't believe it at all, under her tiger power, all the students trembled, for fear of being hit in the face by the teacher's dart, leaving a small scar, and a big shame.

"Alright, come out with the Great Demon King!"

Teacher Luo Liet didn't know why she suppressed the anger in her heart and led me into her office, which was no longer empty.

"Huh?" I wondered what was going on.

"You go and cooperate with Ye Wumei to handle the case now, and you will have a vacation these days!" Teacher Luo Liet just said a few words, I laughed excitedly in my heart, haha I can go out to play again, and Shang Fang Baojian said.

But my face was impassive, and I don't forget that I like to pretend the most, and I coughed and said:

"It's really good if I help Officer Ye, but if I fail my homework, hey, I thought about it, I'm a student or I still focus on my studies, and I don't want to disappoint the teacher!"

"Okay, if you don't want to go, I'll punish you for cleaning the entire playground, and the aunt who cleaned up today is resting!"

"Teacher, I remembered that Officer Ye asked me to go immediately, there is something important! Let's go first, bye-bye! ”

As soon as I heard this, I hurried away, but fortunately I saw that the opportunity was turning quickly, otherwise I would have to clean the playground.

When the inside, when the inside, I hummed proudly.

I found a taxi and found that I didn't have any money in my pocket, so I went, my money was spent, and most of the rest was in my wife's hands.

Come on a bully, I thought to myself.

"Pap" I flickered with the taxi driver, and it didn't take long for him to throw himself on the five bodies that I admired, and I also knew a little bit about Mai's physiognomy, seeing that this man's eyes were blank, his expression was tired, and his nose was black, I concluded that he was worried about money.

"It's so accurate, how do you know it all, even if I have a big temper and quarrel with people?"

He slapped the steering wheel excitedly, and the car almost crashed into the side.

"Calm down!"

I dissuaded it repeatedly, isn't this nonsense, you can see it by looking at your movements and expressions, but I still pretended to be mysterious and said: "Mai's physiognomy is extraordinary!" ”

"I'll give you a hundred yuan, how about I do a hexagram?"

The driver couldn't help but say.

"Uh," I said, pretending to be deep, "Actually, I haven't been out of the mountain for a long time!" Okay, give you a hexagram, take the money! ”

I put it in my clothes, and with my self-taught eight characters, I looked at his eight characters, yes

This eight characters is good, Xiao Fugui, I looked at the big luck, it turned out that this kid was committing a crime of stealing food, that is, the villain was very powerful, and two years have passed.

So I asserted, "You've been unlucky for eight years!" ”

"Daxian, how do you know, Daxian, I've been really unlucky for half a year, logically speaking, I was lucky when I was born, but eight years ago I was a mess, and I'm unlucky until now, the car is broken, my daughter-in-law runs away with someone, and I quarrel with dinner! All is not going well, Master! ”

He asked excitedly.

I rubbed my brows, it was just the simplest fortune telling, since I was always fooled, I studied the fortune telling, and understood all the eight characters and crape myrtle flying stars.

I can't learn serious things, this kind of thing is very fast, and it only took three days to learn Bazi and crape myrtle.

Most of the patterns can be understood, such as the seven kills, the injured official personality, the food god personality, judging from this person's birthday, he was born with some mothers, but his emotional luck is good.

I said it casually, and I was all right.

When the taxi arrived at the location of Ye Wumei's case, the driver was still chattering and asking: "How to break, how to break, my daughter-in-law is very good to me but divorced, can I still find her?" ”

"Even if it's looking for it, it will take a few years, not now, listen to me and work hard for two years, but don't drive!"

Because it is easy to get into a car accident when the god grabs food, I just finished talking when a police car came rushing by, and I don't know why it crashed head-on into a taxi.

"Bang"

I look stupid, this is too accurate, or is this kid too unlucky?

A policeman walked down from above, and hurriedly said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry I just got my driver's license!" ”

I snickered in my heart, and my face remained silent, this kid will have to be unlucky for two years.

"It's too accurate, it's too accurate, master, do you have any contact information, I'll visit another day!"

He saw a woman in charge of the government approaching, and he was even more convinced that I was no ordinary person.

"Ahem, I'm busy every day!"

I said casually, Ye Wumei widened his mouth in surprise, looked at me and asked, "What kind of plane are you doing, and there is a car parked here?" ”

I looked around at the police officers who were handling the case.

"I'm helping this friend dismantle the characters, you know, I-"

Before I finished speaking, I was dragged in by Ye Wumei, and then I found out that this was a song city that was open at night.

And this case is even more bizarre.

Ye Wumei whispered to me, "Vampire!! ”

"What? Bloodsucker? "I'm going, it's not a foreign thing, how can it appear in China.

I blinked and asked, "Are you sure you're not mistaken?" ”

"We made a short video, you can check it out!"

"Oh" I promised, and Ye Wumei entered the song city, only to see warblers and Yanyan everywhere, they looked at me with smiles, waved their palms, and threw flattering eyes.

"Well, hello!"

"Hello well!" I greeted them repeatedly, and it became a habit for me to smile at the sight of a woman.

"Don't laugh!"

Ye Wumei shouted at me.

"Why?" I thought to myself, laughing and laughing, also breaking the law?

"Because they're chickens, they're going to rape you!" Ye Wumei said intimidatingly, I shrunk my neck in fright and tugged at my collar, wouldn't it, are the women here so crazy?