"Smack"

Ye Wumei still had her pistol on the table, sitting decadently on the Simmons mattress, her long hair forming a beautiful scenery on her forehead.

"I don't know, I don't know!!"

She said almost frantically, glaring at me fiercely: "Let me hug!" ”

I enjoyed it so much with this fierce expression, and then my arm hurt again,

'Cutie' is messing with it again.

But the woman in front of me has always been very kind to me, and I grinned at the pain, pain and happiness, which felt very much like sadomasochism.

Ye Wumei's body has a good aroma, slowly blooming on the tip of my nose.

She burst into tears and said, "It's good to have you!" ”

"Isn't it just assassinated, why be so sad?" I asked curiously.

"Didn't you notice that there was no one in my family?" She said this suddenly, I scratched my head and thought yes, there is really no one in Ye Wumei's family,

What's going on, I asked, "Is this your villa?" ”

"Your sister's villa, my family doesn't want me anymore because they forced me to get married! I'm kicked out! Ye Wumei scratched my head like crazy.

"Miss, what does it have to do with me that you were kicked out, why do you always make me angry with me!"

I just thought about it in my heart, but I didn't dare to really do it, someone said that the woman who went crazy was a tiger, who knows what would happen if she went crazy, maybe she would shoot me. Hey||Words ||Grid can be viewed free of charge

Thinking of this, I thought of that assassin, who was so bold that he dared to assassinate the female tyrannosaurus, and I went out with Ye Wumei and found the heel of a pair of stinky shoes.

This kind of stinky shoes, at first glance, are the kind of shoes worn by rural farmers, simple and stinky and stupid.

"Well, I'm sure!"

I said slowly, Ye Wumei looked at me expectantly, and then I nodded heavily and said, "This is a poor bastard!" ”

"Grass!"

Ye Wumei scolded: "Say something useful, not only do I know that this is a poor bastard, I also know that this is a man!" ”

"You've learned to draw inferences, and you deserve praise!" As I spoke, seeing that Ye Wumei was about to go crazy again, I hurriedly calmed down and said: "Don't joke with you, you still have to think about what enemies there are, why they assassinated you, this matter is big or small, it is about the community!" ”

"Nonsense~" Ye Wumei's reminiscent look was stunned for a while, and said: "I shouldn't have enemies, if those villains are enemies, then I have enemies all over the place!" ”

"Understood, revenge, it must be revenge!" I nodded slightly: "Now that you're moving, it's no longer safe for you to live here, is this the house you bought?" ”

"Rented!"

"That's easy, move tomorrow, and today will be one night!"

"It's okay to let me move, but you're going to live with me!"

“——！！！” My brows are all black lines, eldest sister, you can't deny that you are beautiful and beautiful, but I am a person with a wife.

"I'm not afraid if you're not there, don't think about it, I just treat you as a younger brother!" Ye Wumei's logic is unimaginable.

"I admit it, I'm very brave and handsome, where I'm here, ordinary evil people don't dare to make trouble, but you're not bad, three streets of might!"

We chatted and freaked him out, and the next day we did a big thing, moving.

If other people might be able to get it in one car, but Ye Wumei has a lot of things, just fashion and various tools to solve the case are loaded with a big truck.

We quickly found a secluded spot in a different location, a small unit near my school, although the conditions were much worse than before.

But thinking that she could see me often, Ye Wumei was actually willing.

When did my charm attract the big beauties that I was tempted to?

I walked slowly back to my dormitory, it was already four o'clock in the afternoon, and it was time to return to class.

Hearing a few classmates talking about a story together, I couldn't help but be shocked when I heard a few casual words.

"Did you hear, yesterday on the textile road, there was a woman who was killed, and even her eyes were gouged out by others, that picture is so beautiful, I don't dare to look at it! It's all in the news! ”

"No, the Great Demon King who eats people with stealing eyes, is it eating that and making up for that, I'm sure this killer must be blind or short-sighted!"

These people talked a lot, and their eyes were fixed on a few myopic eyes in the class.

"Ouch-"

I was scared, there have been more and more terrible things recently, if I hadn't lived with Ye Wumei yesterday, I don't know what would have happened.

"Little evil, where did you go yesterday, you came from the truth, is it you the big demon king who eats eyes!"

Zhang Yang, a troublemaker in the class, joked with me

I deliberately licked my lips and scared them and said, "Ah, the feeling of human flesh is amazing, don't mess with the little evil, otherwise it will end up eating eyes!" ”

"Ahh

The surrounding students fled one after another, and Dongfang Liang frowned and walked over and said, "Where did you go yesterday, why didn't you come back one night, and you robbed the tomb again?" ”

"Let's solve the case!" I said, "Don't forget my other identity, it's a chivalrous detective Han Yuliang!" ”

"Look at you're busy, I found out yesterday that you weren't there, so I went to the department store to buy the most expensive clothes, if you disappear and don't say hello, I'll buy more next time, hum~"

Dongfang Liang said angrily, I beat the drum again and again in my heart, I go, I began to regret knowing this woman, I didn't get a little cheap, and she always threatened me.

And her daily expenses are sky-high, if I hadn't risked my life to steal, I would have gone bankrupt a long time ago.

"Yesterday I really went to help someone solve the case!" I can only say pitifully, pretending to be pitiful for the trick I also learned, ordinary people can really deceive the past.

What's more, she likes my Dongfang Liang, she immediately changed her face and comforted: "Okay, I believe in you!" Have you had breakfast, I'll buy it for you! ”

"I want two eggs for shortbread! ~" After I finished speaking, Dongfang Liang happily trotted away. Countless friends were shocked around.

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There is no one who can train the school flower like this.

"By the way, what are you talking about the big devil who steals eyes?" I looked at Zhang Yang with inquiring eyes.

He said to me: "You don't know boss, on the night you disappeared, there was a murder, which was particularly terrifying, the girl was brutally tortured to death, even her eyes were gouged out, and her face was gnawed with flesh and blood!" ”

Damn, it's another corpse gnawing case.

I feel very sorry for this kind of thing,

And at this time, Dongfang Liang's phone call happened to come, and he had just been separated for a few hours, as for loving me so much?

"Little evil, another major corpse theft case!"

Ye Wumei said nervously to me.

I hurriedly said: "I know, I know, I know earlier than you know, you are incompetent as a policeman, you are on the textile road, right?" ”

"Huh, how do you know?"

"Everyone on earth knows it!"

"Then come and help me analyze it!"

"After class, after school, my teacher is going to scold me!"

"I'll say hello to her, and I'll die quickly!"

Hung up the phone, I looked at Dongfang Liang trotting back, pulled down the handle, this son is going to sleep!