The old men in the mountains spoke directly, Ge Zhuang and I didn't care, I always felt that the village chief's words were a bit suspicious of blowing up Niu Bo's words, this wooden lump really had this miraculous effect?

Ge Zhuang said uncle, if you really have bad kidneys, let's find an old Chinese medicine doctor another day, I know one, the ancestral dog skin plaster, which is used to treat lifting but not firm, strong and short, long without leakage, diarrhea but not thickening......

The village chief said fart, there is this medicine, but you can't take it to worship the emperor? He took the knife that Ge Zhuang usually used to pick his feet, carefully divided the wooden lump into three parts, left most of it resting on the wooden cabinet, smiled and sang eighteen touches, slammed the door and left.

Ge Zhuanggong and I sent him away, with a smile on our faces, and my heart was full of mother's sales and criticism!

As soon as the village chief walked away, Ge Zhuang hurriedly closed the door, and both of them were so frightened that they sweated and sat limply on the ground.

I said I've finally gotten rid of this debt collector!

Ge Zhuang spat on the ground, with a big black face, gritting his teeth with hatred, "Fuck the balls, a basket of eggs for five thousand yuan for our brothers, this old turtle grandson is not afraid of having too much appetite and breaking himself!" ”

I said, what do you want?

Ge Zhuang shook his face, revealing a little fierceness, and said Little pumpkin, can you bear this? Anyway, the fat man can't bear this breath, and sooner or later he will have to kill him!

I hurriedly said don't mess around, killing people is a crime, the village chief is in Niuzigou, that is the emperor of the soil, you dare to touch half of his hair, the whole village spits on one person, no matter how good the water is, you have to drown!

Ge Zhuang pouted with thick lips, saying that this turtle grandson is too bullying, so he left some for us, he asked us before, pretending to be like a grandson, and in a blink of an eye, he crossed the river and demolished the bridge, and took all the money back, this money was made up by the people of a village in Niuzigou, and the old immortal made a windfall this time!

I pointed to the lump of wood on the cabinet, and said fatty, don't shout, don't leave it to you, the village chief won't leave it for you, a thousand-year-old baby!

Ge Zhuang's face was purple, and he said What is the use of me asking for that thing, this blind date is yellow, I wipe his eggs and hairballs with him in the middle of the night, can I do anything?

I'm so happy that I said don't talk about it, maybe this thing can really be used as a daughter-in-law.

Ge Zhuang replied with a look on his face, "This special lady was fished out of the coffin, if it really works, maybe the dead man tried it earlier." Do you think, stay in it for 800 years, can you still not panic after changing? ”

I stood up and said it's okay, isn't it just money? If you don't bring it with you, you can earn it again if you don't have it, if you really scratch your heart in the middle of the night, you will wrap yourself in the quilt and rub it more.

I grabbed the thing in my hand, looked at it carefully, I don't have to say, the appearance is quite good, emerald green and exquisite, holding it in my hand like a cotton ball, very soft, and said to Ge Zhuang,

"Fatty, why don't we go to the county tomorrow to take a look, in case it's really Tai Sui, I've heard people say that Tai Sui can be worth a lot of money!"

Ge Zhuang wilted, saying that he was busy all day, and he didn't have any farts, so let's sleep, and I'll talk about it when it's dawn tomorrow.

The night in the deep mountains fell quickly, guarding the Yangtze River water at night, the cold wind of hula was blowing on people's faces like a saw blade, and no one dared to go out in the middle of the night.

In the depths of the mountains, entertainment basically depends on the hands, Ge Zhuang is grinding eggs with a roll of bedding, I lie back on the bed and can't fall asleep, thinking about the corpse during the day.

It's strange to say, as soon as the coffin comes out of the water, why does the river turn red? The big blood vortex is rounder than the grinding disc, and there must be a dark hole under the water, so what's down there?

After thinking about it, I lay on the bed and kept burning pancakes, Ge Zhuang trembled for two seconds, everything became tasteless, covered the bed roll and turned over to sleep, and after a while, there was a bellows-like snoring sound.

Gradually, I also felt my eyelids sinking, and I blew the oil lamp and fell asleep.

In the middle of the night, the cold wind at the door of Xiaoyizhuang is blowing loudly, tonight the wind is worse than the first few days, as if there are a pair of invisible hands pushing the door panel hard, "bang bang" for a while, noisy people are also upset in their sleep.

I had a strange dream, I woke up in the middle of the night and it was not a place, and the bottom of my ass kept shaking, and when I opened my eyes, I actually sat back on the small boat where the body was retrieved.

The boat was still floating on the windy slope, facing the big red coffin, which was floating and sinking on the river, and a woman in red clothes was sitting, carrying me on my back and crying.

She wore a crown on her head, her long black hair dragged all the way to the water, the phoenix crown mink fur, the waist of the willow branches, just looking at the back, indescribably beautiful, I propped the boat over, slowly approached her, and said girl, don't cry, where is your home, I will take you back.

The woman didn't cry, she slowly looked back at me, she didn't move when she turned around, but the big red coffin under her ass turned around by itself, revealing a face crawling with bloody holes, turning over the scarlet rotten flesh, and smiling at me slyly,

"For ...... Miscellaneous...... What...... Beat...... Disturb...... I! ”

I said "ahhh

Speechless, I turned on the flashlight, lit the kerosene lamp, looked at Ge Zhuang who was still panting and said, "Fatty, why are you sleeping in the middle of the night?" ”

Ge Zhuang's face turned blue, and he trembled slightly when he spoke, "Little pumpkin, I dreamed of a woman with a first-class figure......

I said that you kid won't play in your dreams, so you will get out of bed unconsciously, so that you usually have less eggs!

Ge Zhuang shook his head and said no, he looked frightened and spoke in a trembling voice, "That woman is sitting on the coffin board on the Troubled Wind Slope, and she turned around and asked me why I bothered her?" Damn, a face full of skull eyes, I can see bugs crawling......"

There was a "buzz" in my head, and my hands shook in fright, and I almost threw the kerosene lamp on the ground.

The flames on the oil lamps flickered on and off, and a gust of cold wind blew in along the cracks in the walls, crushing the flames into small dots the size of mung beans.

Under the flickering light, Ge Zhuang's face turned pale and looked at me directly, "Little pumpkin, are you also having nightmares?" ”

I said yes, so what, don't scare yourself at night, look at your dog, sun, coward, big man is scared like this by nightmares, do you want to hide back in your daddy's pants and crotch?

I said this completely to give myself courage, the content of my own dream is exactly the same as what Ge Zhuang described, two people had the same strange dream at the same time, and it made me panic when I thought about it.

Ge Zhuang turned over and got out of bed, I asked him what he was doing, he said I was in urgent need of urination, do you want to go over together? To be honest, this dream is so real, buddy is scared enough, and he doesn't dare to go outside alone to open the gate and release water.

"Look at your breath!"

I scolded him, and I felt that my lower abdomen was a little swollen, and I was also holding a bubble of urine, and I didn't know if I was scared out of that strange dream or what, so I got out of bed and put on my shoes, and said you wait, I'll go with you!

As soon as these words fell, there was a "bang" at the door of Xiaoyizhuang, as if something had exploded, I could hear the sound of footsteps, and there was a faint crisp sound of a bell "jingle bell" in the wind.

"Who shook the bell in the middle of the night to drive away corpses?" Ge Zhuang probed his brain and asked.

I laughed and scolded the dead fat man, this is not Xiangxi, where did the corpse chaser come from? Besides, what kind of corpse chases are fake!

Ge Zhuang waved his hand and said, "Don't talk yet, how do I feel that there are people outside!" ”

I listened carefully, and I really heard a sound of footsteps, as if they were circling around the door of Xiaoyizhuang, walking back and forth, and after a while, I came to the door and knocked on the door.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Three knocks on the door, two short and one long, so that the suspense scared my heart out!