I slapped it out and almost knocked this doll unconscious!

His face was suddenly full of anger, and his eyes were red and he glared at me:

"You die, die—"

I feel a gust of wind blowing, and they want to attack me?

It turned out that his father and his mother were attacked by this yin wind and fainted.

I took out the Phantom Tripod and pressed it in the air, and the child was very frightened and got into the quilt and shivered.

For a moment, I didn't know what to do.

The first time I encountered this kind of thing, I shouted, "You little monster, come out for me!" ”

I lifted the quilt and saw where he was still eating, this kind of monster, just kill it.

At this time, a woman in her twenties rushed in from outside, hugged my thigh and shouted, "Don't kill my nephew, kill me!" ”

"Neurotic!"

Why am I killing you, at this time, two sturdy men rushed in from outside and shouted: "It's him, beat him!" ”

"Whew-"

There was a sound of wind, and a man in his early twenties smashed it with a log.

I flashed to the side and said, "Listen to me!" ”

"Explain the fart, I've never seen a psychopath like you!"

The father of the demon fetus, seeing that I dodged, smashed a stool in his hand, and I didn't dodge

"Mom, it hurts, you're really here!"

I rubbed my arm loudly, and the man smashed: "I'm real, I'm real, I'm real!" ”

"Go—"

I got angry and kicked out, and the man rolled out like a watermelon, rolled on the ground for a while, and "banged" against the wall and passed out.

"Ahh

I said depressedly, I didn't mean to.

At this time, there was a noisy sound outside, and at this time I was looking at the little demon fetus, and it miraculously returned to normal, just like an ordinary child, and I was amazed again and again.

It turned out that two police officers came outside, holding up a camera to record the video, and said, "Who is killing people here?" ”

"Murder?"

My eyes widened and I said incredulously, "Who wants to kill?" ”

"You—"

Seven or eight people in the room pointed their fingers at me at the same time.

"Listen to me, listen to me!" I kept talking, but no one believed me, so I and a few spectators followed the police to the police station.

"Explain, how many people have you killed?"

Two policemen asked me.

"This is a misunderstanding officer, I haven't killed anyone yet, I'm good friends with your Captain Ye!"

"I'm going to fight you if I don't hit you!"

"Ahh

"Ahh

"Ahh

I was electrocuted a few times, and the whole police station could hear the shouting.

"You're shouting fart, you don't have the current at all?" The cop was furious.

"I don't shout, who will save me, ah-" I screamed loudly.

"Okay, okay, we've convinced you, you make a record, be obedient, by the way, do you really know Captain Ye?"

I was asked.

I wiped the saliva from the corner of my mouth and smiled, "Of course it's true!" ”

It didn't take long for them to really call Ye Wumei over, Ye Wumei twisted her eyebrows for a while, and said, "Why are you here?" ”

"It was a complete misunderstanding!"

Ye Wumei first asked people to let me go, and then made me a cup of tea, and I told me what happened.

"How can there be such a strange thing, so what now?"

"Leave it to me! But you told the police to stop meddle! ”

"Okay, I'll let you know, but you have to pay attention to your own safety, and call yourself our foreign police!"

Ye Wumei thought for a while and said.

"Play you good! Sister Yezi, then I'll go first!"

I tidied up my clothes, and Ye Wumei smiled: "Stinky poverty, I heard that you have made a fortune recently, what is the situation?" ”

"On a dark and windy night, in a dire mountain, I went forward bravely without fear of sacrifice, crossed countless rivers, dug countless pits, and finally found the treasure!"

"Yo, everything is so mysterious to you, isn't it just tomb robbery, that's a crime!"

I hurriedly covered her mouth, and the hot air of Ye Wu's eyebrows sprayed in my hands, and I was suddenly stunned.

The two of us stayed alone for a while, and I coughed and said, "Don't say it so ugly, what a tomb robbery, I'm an adventure!" ”

"I recently fell in love with a car, as long as you bribe me, I won't report you!"

"Deal!"

I laughed, we both shook hands, and I didn't want to let go.

In the end, Ye Wumei smiled: "You want to go to the toilet!" ”

"No, no! Sister, I still have something to do, so I'm leaving! ”

I looked at the time and it was already midnight, but I decided to go back and see the weird kid.

When I went back again, I found that the gate was tightly closed and it was pitch black, so I climbed up from the side.

"Pounce—"

I rolled over and stood on the ground, when a middle-aged man ran out and shouted, "I'll fight—"

"There's an ambush!"

I rolled lightly on the ground, it turned out to be the father of the demon fetus, and I said loudly: "I'm here to save you!" ”

"You better save yourself, I missed it just now, this time see where you run!"

The man was holding a cloth in his hand, and he slammed it again with a snort.

I dodged to the side and saw an amazing scene.

The demon fetus, who had just been born, had already crawled to the door, smiling and watching the two of us fight, and clapping his palms.

"Smack-smack-"

The man stopped beating me, and the frightened three souls lost their spirits, and said tremblingly: "What's going on? ”

"I said this kid is weird, you don't believe me!"

I rolled my eyes.

"Master, what do you think I should do?"

The man knelt down, I pondered for a while, walked over, looked at the child and said, "I'll draw a charm for you first, what's the situation, report to me!" ”

Although this boy is evil and close to the demon, after all, he hasn't really done anything hurtful, so he can't be killed directly.

Just like me, I'm not liked by everyone, but I'm actually a kind person.

"Daddy—"

Just as I was thinking about what to do, the ghost baby cried out again, and the man fell unconscious again.

"Huh!"

Just when I was thinking about what to do, this demon fetus said in a middle-aged voice: "Don't be nosy, otherwise you will look good!" ”

"Hehe, the scare is on my head!"

I walked over to his ass and slapped him a few times, then his face.

"Wow-"

The child burst into tears, and an anxious voice came from the room, and a woman with a beautiful face came out, and when she saw me, she was frightened and said, "Let go of my nephew!" ”

"You're his aunt?"

"Yes!"

This woman was very afraid of me, but the calf protector was anxious, rushed over to pick up the child, and it was strange to say that this doll was held by his aunt, and it was fine, and it seemed to be very happy.

"Damn, it's the first time I've encountered such a rare strange thing!"

I muttered to myself as I saw the demon looking at me triumphantly.

"Don't you notice anything wrong with this doll?"

I asked curiously.

"I think you're the most wrong, come to our house to make trouble and hurt my family!"

After she finished speaking, she took a few steps back and said nervously: "Hurry up and leave, or I'll call the police!" ”

"I'm the police!"

I said, but she didn't believe it, so she went into the house and pulled out a kitchen knife and said, "If you don't leave, I, I'll cut you!" ”

Her fingers were still trembling,

I sneered, "Are you willing, I don't think you even killed a chicken, right?" ”

"Whoosh"

The kitchen knife flew over, and it was very accurate, and it went straight to the top of my head, and I squatted on the ground in fright to escape.

"You're coming for real!"

I'm going to get out of here and talk about it tomorrow.