I went back to school and slept honestly, and the next day Ms. Loliet came to talk to me.

"Little evil, I heard that you have been very busy lately, digging treasures again, and going to the police station again! Have you forgotten that you are a student, and you still have a teacher in your eyes?"

"Teacher, it is undeniable that I am stupid, but I have been studying hard, every time I experience danger, I will tell myself that I want to see the teacher for the last time and die, whether it is in the tunnel or in the snowy mountains, I am studying hard!"

I replied seriously, but Mr. Luo rolled his eyes for a while, pointed at my head and said, "You think you are an underground party, still a snow mountain, and an authentic, I'll go-"

"Teacher!"

My head was pointed and swayed, staring at Mr. Luo's hot body, and I wiped it and said, "You-"

"What are you, what are you—"

Teacher Luo Liet continued to point at my head and screamed at me.

"Your—"

"What you are, what you are!"

"Your clothes are buttoned!!"

After I finished speaking, Teacher Luo Liet's face was flushed: "Nasty, pervert, look there!" Go back to class and study! ”

"Teacher, aren't you trying to discipline me? I hope the teacher will continue to teach me! ”

"Get out—"

Teacher Luo screamed loudly, and I said again, "You-"

Teacher Luo looked at himself for a while, looked at me in surprise and said, "What's the matter?" ”Нёǐуапｇｅ.сОМ

She was afraid that she was wrong, so I laughed and said, "The leek stuffed bun you ate this morning!" ”

"Get out!"

Amid the screams that could be heard throughout the school, I returned to class in fear.

The rest of the students are waiting for my good news.

"Little evil, little evil, what's wrong, what's wrong with you?"

"No-what, I'm going to study hard, don't bother me!"

Looking at so many students around me, most of whom I knew, I used a book to cover my eyes and pretend to sleep, but Wang Xiaohua uncovered it.

"He's pretending to be asleep!!"

The madwoman screamed loudly, and everyone gathered around.

"Xiaoxie, I have always been very optimistic about you, you are brave and strong, fearless and upright, young and strong, I have a cousin to introduce you, okay?"

"Little evil, your domineering spirit has always shocked my feelings, I seem to be friends with you!"

I listened to the gossip around me, no, how could this be, I clearly remember that I was kicked by ten thousand people, and now I have become a heartthrob?

"Make no mistake, you lunatic!"

I stood on the table angrily, waved my hand and roared around: "Teacher Luo said, Lao Tzu will be the class leader in the future, whoever is disobedient will be beaten on the ass and hung on the flagpole to show the public, I think that one wants to try!" ”

The audience was silent, startled by my yelling, and I was about to sit down to sleep.

At this time, squad leader Zhou said timidly: "Xiaoxie, you will be the squad leader in the future, I will be the deputy squad leader, okay, I would rather run errands for you!" ”

"You go and hang on the flagpole for an hour now, and I'll make you my attendant!"

After I said that this squad leader really went, my eyes widened in amazement, and I screamed: "God, come and save these stupid people, have you worshiped me to the point of idiocy?" ”

"Hmm"

There was a fascination and dumping of eyes around me, and I left the school with a cold snort, and a voice came from behind: "So cool, so handsome, so stylish!" ”

Dongfang Liang sat in his seat and didn't know what to think, and at this time he screamed: "Ah-"

In desperation, I was about to leave the school, but at this time, Teacher Luo happened to come over and beckoned to me, "Little evil, come here—"

"What for?"

I walked over strangely and asked, "Can't I hide for a while?"

"Now I appoint you as the class leader, there are a few bad students here, you go and educate them ideologically, it must be profound, understand?"

Teacher Luo said meaningfully.

"What?"

I pointed to my nose and said, "I'm going to educate students? No kidding, is it the same as me? ”

"These students, skipping classes, fighting, lying, and not studying well, can only fight violence with violence, and punish them with a villain like you! That's it, you don't have to say it, if you can't do it in half a day, you will be punished for standing under the flagpole for a day! ”

"What?"

I watched Teacher Luo leave in a dashing manner, his head was full of little stars flying, they didn't study well, and they had a fart relationship with me.

I took the list that Mr. Luo gave me, and there were actually six or seven on it, and there were two people I knew.

These two people are Zhao Long and Zhan Xiaoxiao.

I went, and sure enough, the bad was the worst for the bad.

Hmph, I stood on the podium with a fake tiger, coughed and said: "Now, I am your class leader, I will educate you on behalf of the teacher, now Zhan Xiaoxiao, Zhao Long, Zhang Yang, Lu New Year's Day——"

Before I could finish speaking, I heard a shout from below.

"Hit the squad leader—"

I hurriedly looked up to see who said it, but there were a large number of male and female heads in front of me, and it seemed that the one who said this was under the table,

I roared, "Is it him, who said it, dare to stand up?" ”

"Hit-"

I heard a whoosh - a gust of wind and rain, books, pencil cases, school bags and even apples and oranges flying together.

"Mom"

I hurriedly got under the table, but luckily I was able to dodge quickly.

When I stood up, a pen flew over, and I glanced at the corner of my eye, and the two fingers "snapped" between them, pressed them on the table and grinned: "What other tricks?" ”

I saw that it was Zhang Yang who was still pencil to me, and I hooked my finger and said, "You kid come over to me!" ”

"Little evil, they asked me to do it, I really didn't mean to!"

Zhang Yang trembled with fear and said.

"I don't care who asked you to do it, I'm going to kill the chicken to show the monkey, from now on I have set ten rules, whoever dares to break it will end up like this!"

I pulled out the marker pen I had prepared and swiped four big words on him: "I'm a bastard!" ”

"Now you obediently go and stand under the flagpole for a day, or I'll hang you up!"

"Little evil, don't be so ruthless, I'm also your friend!"

"Less nonsense!"

I smacked him, "I have a friend like you, I might as well die." Give you a minute! ”

Seeing that I had subdued Zhang Yang, who was the most difficult to treat, these students suddenly fell silent.

"Ten-big, rules!"

I deliberately lengthened my voice and said, repeating what Mr. Luo told me again, and adding a few more.

For example, [You should call Liu Xiaoxie as Liu squad leader, and you must not make loud noises when the squad leader is sleeping, etc.] 】

These students were originally my fans, but now they all hate me to the core.

I don't care so much, and it's not the first time that my brother has been hated by everyone.

"Haha, it seems that I really have the talent to be a squad leader!"

I was sleeping in a daze, and I was woken up by a deafening sound.

When I woke up, there was no one around, and the whole classroom was on my own.

The loud sound turned out to be the sound of a bench falling to the ground.

In front of me, there were a bunch of dense leave slips, some of which were even attached to my head

Damn, forty leave slips.