"It's really good," Ye Qian said with a smile, "Finally, take the Three Kingdoms as an example of playing with cars!" ”

"Okay," I said seriously, "do you know what happens when the famous cars are in three countries?" When the celebrities of the Three Kingdoms start playing with cars, do you know what the story will be? ”

"What happened?" Ye Qian smiled, "Please explain!" ”

"A car is more than just a means of transportation," I said with a smile, "it represents a culture, a fashion, a way of life." Playing with cars is a thing that pursues the forefront of fashion, which can give people a kind of vitality, a kind of playfulness, and can better reflect the life pursuit of high-level people. This book is based on the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, one of the four great classics of Chinese literature, and compiles all kinds of humor and jokes that occur in the process of playing with cars by the characters of the Three Kingdoms, so that you can quickly master various skills and experiences of playing with cars while laughing happily. ”

"How do you classify it?" Ye Qian asked with interest.

"There are six chapters," I said, thinking, "famous cars, modifications, car models, racing cars, self-driving, and cars." ”

"Please give an example of each article," Ye Qian smiled slightly, "Let's start with the famous car chapter!" ”

"When you pay attention to a celebrity, there are always some celebrities who come out and have fun; When you fall in love with a famous car, there is always a better one on the street. ”

"Give an example!"

"The title is "Three Knots of Fans"!"

"Where's the joke?"

"The market is full of people. Liu Bei is selling straw sandals, Zhang Fei is selling pork, and Guan Yu is selling mung beans. None of them had a good business, so they chatted as they looked at a Cadillac sedan parked on the side of the street. Guan Yu said with a disdainful face: "People who sit in this kind of car will definitely not play with a big knife!" Zhang Fei looked at Guan Yu and said disdainfully: "People who say such things must have no money in their pockets!" As he spoke, the two men began to fight without speculation. Seeing this, Liu Bei reconciled: "Don't fight, don't fight!" Since the three of us are so lost, why don't we go to Taoyuan together! ’”

"Where's the tips?"

"The Cadillac sedan has always been recognized as a model of luxury sedan that fully embodies the American spirit and leadership style, and its passengers' dignity, calmness, heroism and power have made Cadillac a symbol of power, so it has always been one of the preferred cars for dignitaries and Huaxian families to enter and exit important places. The Cadillac Corolla shield logo features bold and sharp edges that reflect Cadillac's futuristic design philosophy. The new corolla retains the existing color combination – golden and pure black – symbolizing wisdom and wealth; Red, symbolizing bold action; Silvery white, representing purity, kindness, virtue and abundance; Blue represents the chivalrous spirit of chivalry. ”

"Modification for example!"

"Women must think twice before plastic surgery, because if the plastic surgery is not good, it will become disfigured; You must also think twice before modifying the car, because if you don't change it well, it will destroy the car. ”

"Give an example!"

"The title is 'Wooden Ox and Flowing Horse'!"

"Where's the joke?"

Zhuge Liang invented the wooden ox and the flowing horse, and used it to transport grain and grass, so as to defeat Cao's army. Later, the wooden ox and the horse were lost, and even Zhuge Liang's proud disciple Jiang Wei would not make it. Jiang Wei asked before Zhuge Liang died: 'Military advisor! The wooden cow flowing horse is so easy to use, why don't you modify it again? Zhuge Liang sighed: "I don't want to modify it!" Our descendant Liu Chan listened to the slanderous rumors of Liu Hao and these villains, and insisted that the pollution of wooden cattle and horses was greater than that of cars. For the happiness of future generations, you still have to wait to modify the car! ’”

"Where's the tips?"

"Car modification can be divided into three categories: racing car modification, civilian heavy modification and civilian performance improvement modification. In terms of the content of modification, it can be divided into appearance modification, internal mechanical modification, audio-visual modification, intelligent modification, etc. Each of these modification categories has its own specific goals and uses, and if they are confused, it is easy to have a wrong perception and opinion about car modification. For example, the modification of a racing car is to be modified according to the different requirements of the event, and its modification is mainly to increase speed and power, without considering fuel consumption and environmental protection. ”

"Take an example of a model car!"

"This car model (car model) is not another car model (car model), and it has high ornamental value and decorative effect. This model is a strictly scaled down car, and it has intellectual property rights and collector's certificates and even limited editions. ”

"Give an example!"

"The title is "Cao Cao Builds the Bronze Bird Terrace"!"

"Where's the joke?"

After Cao Cao pacified Liaodong, he was in a good mood and wanted to build Tongquetai to entertain his old age. Cao Zhijin, the young son, said: 'If you build a floor, you will build three, the middle name is the bronze bird, the left is the jade dragon, and the right is the golden phoenix...... Two flying bridges were also made, and they went up into the sky, which was spectacular. Cao Cao hurriedly said, 'Good! Good! Good! Then I'll leave you to build a station in Ye County! Cao Zhi asked in confusion: "However, I still want to ask you what you are building this station for?" Cao Cao smiled: "Collect the royal car models of our Three Kingdoms!" Big Qiao, Little Qiao...... 'Cao Zhi suddenly realized: 'Oh! It turns out that the car model you are talking about is not a car model! ’”

"Where's the tips?"

"This car model (car model) is not another car model (car model). Collecting car models can not only help you understand car knowledge, but also have a high ornamental value and decorative effect, whether it is placed at home or on the desk and inside the real car, it can create a good atmosphere. As for collecting other models, that's beyond our scope of discussion. ”

"Racing is an example!"

"If you have a driver's license, you can go to racing training; If your level is high enough, you can participate in international competitions. ”

"Give an example!"

"The title is "Racing Tanxi"!"

"Where's the joke?"

"When Liu Bei arrived in Jingzhou, Liu Biao treated him very well. He wanted to abolish the elder and the young, but Liu Bei persuaded him. Mrs. Cai, Liu's wife, hated Liu Bei and ordered her brother Cai Mao to hold a banquet in Xiangyang, wanting to kill Liu Bei by chance. At the end of the period, the Yi nationality secretly told Liu Bei, and Liu Bei hurriedly flew the 'Lu' car on his body and rushed out of Xiangyang City. To Tanxi in the west of the city, people and vehicles fell into the water, Liu Bei hurriedly called 'Lu', the car suddenly surged up from the water, jumped three feet, and flew onto the west bank. Cai Mao, who led the army to the stream, asked loudly: "Could it be that you are a professional driver?" Liu Bei stopped and laughed: "Haha! Track racing and non-track racing, you can't do it! After Liu Bei finished speaking, he drove southwest. ”

"Where's the tips?"

"Motorsport is divided into two main categories, track racing and non-track racing. Track racing refers to racing cars in a specified closed field, which can be divided into formula racing, sedan racing, sports car racing, GT endurance racing, short track rallying, track cross-country racing, straight-line racing, etc.; Basically, the competition venue of non-track racing is not closed, and it is mainly divided into rally, cross-country and mountaineering races, beach races, dirt races and so on. ”

"Self-driving for example!"

"This one is in the back," I said seriously, "and I'll start with the example of the Kanche chapter!" ”

"Okay!" Ye Qian smiled.

"High heels are troublesome shoes, and many accidents are related to high heels, either you wear high heels when you drive, or you look at the beautiful women in high heels when you drive."

"Give an example!"

"The title is 'Cooking Wine and Cars'!"

"Where's the joke?"

Lü Bu defeated Liu Bei, and Liu Bei had to take Guan Yu and Zhang Fei to Cao Cao. Cheng Yu persuaded Cao Cao to kill Liu Bei as soon as possible, so as not to cause endless trouble. Cao Cao was worried that killing Liu Bei would lose the hearts of the world, and secondly, he wanted to win Liu Bei. In order to prevent Cao Cao's murder, Liu Bei pretended to be busy planting vegetables and watering in the back garden. One day, Cao Cao saw that the plums on the branches were green, and it was when the 'boiled wine' was fermenting and ripe, so he asked someone to invite Liu Bei, put the green plums on the plate, a bottle of boiled wine, and the two sat opposite each other and drank happily. Cao Cao asked, 'What have you been busy with lately?' Liu Bei replied: "In addition to growing vegetables, it is to study cars!" Cao Cao said quietly: "Since you said that you study automobiles, then let's cook wine and talk about cars!" Liu Bei Cheng said with trepidation: 'Okay! Cao Cao said: 'If there is a car, it is incredibly expensive, but it can only seat one person...... and Liu Bei echoed: 'This must be a F1 car!' Cao Cao said: 'If there is a car, its fuel consumption per 100 kilometers is equal to 0...... Liu Bei echoed: 'It must be a bicycle!' Cao Cao said: 'If there is a car, the off-road performance is very good, and the price is skyrocketing...... Liu Bei echoed: "This must be a tractor!" Cao Cao pointed his finger at Xuande, and then pointed to himself: 'Good! Good! Good! The world's heroes are the only ones who make the king and the ear. ’”

"Where's the tips?"

"As the saying goes, 'People are divided into groups, and things are gathered by like.'" In the depths of the human heart, there has always been a desire to share joys and sorrows with people who share 'common hobbies'. With the rapid growth of private car owners, the traditional way of interpersonal communication is being quietly rewritten, with cars to meet friends, car friends are full, play cars, this emerging way of communication is recognized by more and more private car people and become popular. While expanding the radius and circle of life, private cars also add a different kind of fun to the busy and ordinary life. ”

"Now it's time to give an example of self-driving, right?" Ye Qian asked with a smile.

"Okay," I said earnestly, "sail the boat with three points of risk, and be careful to sail the ship of ten thousand years." No matter where you drive, home is your ultimate destination. ”

"Give an example!"

"The title is "Three Tours of the Thatched House"!"

"Where's the joke?"

"At the end of the Han Dynasty, the Yellow Turban Incident started, the world was in turmoil, Cao Cao sat in the imperial court, Sun Quan supported the troops of Eastern Wu, and Liu Bei, the Yuzhou Mu of the Han Dynasty, heard Xu Shu and Sima Hui say that Zhuge Liang was very knowledgeable and talented, so he and Guan Yu and Zhang Fei went to Wollongong, Longzhong with gifts to invite him out of the mountain. The boy said to Liu Bei: 'Mr. is not here, he has gone on a road trip around Wollongong!' Liu Bei returned disappointed. Soon, Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei braved the heavy snow to invite Zhuge Liang for the second time. The boy said, 'Mr. is not here, he has gone out of the province for a road trip!' Liu Bei returned in a huff again. After some time, Liu, Guan, and Zhang visited Zhuge Liang for the third time, and this time Zhuge Liang was sleeping. Liu Bei said happily: "It's so good, he finally has enough for You!" The boy smiled: "He is still swimming, but he is sleepwalking!" Liu Bei smiled and said, "Then we won't alarm him, let's stand until he sleepwalks back and then talk!" ’”

"Where's the tips?"

"When traveling by car, you generally need to drive for a long distance, and the place you arrive at is generally a place that is relatively unfamiliar to travelers, so it is best to travel together like Liu, Guan and Zhang, and don't set off alone like Zhuge Liang, one is safe, and the other is to prevent fatigue driving."

"Yes, yes," Ye Qian said hesitantly, "This joke should be a driving joke, how to divide it into playing in the car?" ”

"You asked a good question," I said earnestly, "driving is divided into roads, environment, pedestrians, emergencies, accidents, and tourism; Playing cars is divided into famous cars, modifications, car models, racing cars, self-driving, and cars. In fact, the self-driving chapter can also be divided into driving, but if it is divided in that way, the content of playing with cars will be greatly reduced. If the content of the four books is basically the same, it must be cleverly selected and divided, because the self-driving chapter also belongs to playing cars! ”

I saw Ye Qian's mouth open wide, looking at me in surprise.

I laughed.

"Now take it!" I asked smugly.

"Not convinced! Defy! Ye Qian hurriedly said, "I won't accept it if I don't do it, but I will really convince you after publishing!" ”

"Good!" I said in all seriousness, "Where are we going this weekend?" ”

"Let's go to the zoo!" Ye Qian suggested, "I've been busy all day, I haven't seen something on four legs for a long time!" ”

"Isn't your office chair four-legged?" I asked with a smirk.

"Did you say a four-legged computer chair?" Ye Qian smiled.