"Take "Dream of Red Mansions" as an example of using a car!" Ye Qian smiled.

"Okay," I said seriously, "when the famous cars are all over the Red Mansion, what are the dreamers still thinking?" What happened when the four families used cars? ”

"What happened?" Ye Qian smiled, "Please explain!" ”

"Life on wheels is light and pleasant," I said with a smile, "but the road to a happy life for car owners is often a daunting one, with a litany of unheard of problems for prospective and car owners." This book is based on "Dream of the Red Chamber", one of the four great classics of Chinese literature, and compiles all kinds of humor and jokes that occur in the process of buying a car, insurance, car maintenance, beauty, fuel saving, and car repair, so that you can quickly master various car skills and experience when you are happy and relaxed. ”

"How do you classify it?" Ye Qian asked with interest.

"There are six articles," I said, thinking, "buying a car, insurance, car maintenance, beauty, fuel saving, and car repair." ”

"Please give an example of each article," Ye Qian smiled slightly, "Let's start with buying a car!" ”

"Choosing a car is like choosing a lover, the premise is that you must have a certain economic foundation and affordability; Buying a car is like marrying a lover, what suits you is the most suitable. ”

"Give an example!"

"The title is "Grandma Liu's Donkey and Sister Feng's Car"!"

"Where's the joke?"

"Grandma Liu is Wang Gou'er's mother-in-law, an old widow who has accumulated years. She has no children under her knees, and lives on only two acres of thin fields. The son-in-law saw that his children were unattended, so he took his mother-in-law, Grandma Liu, to live together. Grandma Liu also worked wholeheartedly to help her daughter and son-in-law live. On this day, Grandma Liu rode a donkey to Rongguo Mansion and met Wang Xifeng driving a Mini on the road. Wang Xifeng sneered: 'You haven't bought a car yet? Grandma Liu smiled and said, "Why do you buy a car?" This donkey is environmentally friendly and will not depreciate, and it can run on any road, even the Gangdis Mountain can't help it...... 'At this time, Wang Xifeng, who only cared about talking, was not careful, and the car crashed into a tree on the side of the road. Grandma Liu jumped off the donkey and muttered, 'Look at it! As soon as the driver was distracted, the car had an accident; If you ride a donkey on the road, you will fall asleep, and the donkey will not have an accident! ’”

"Where's the tips?"

"As the saying goes: 'You can afford a horse, but you can't afford a saddle.'" It is used to mock those who are unplanned and inconsiderate. It's the same with buying a car, you have to be able to afford it as well as use it. Generally speaking, when the total annual income of the family reaches the price of a car, it has the economic conditions to buy a car, and the total annual income of the family should basically correspond to the price of the car to be bought, so that it can be supported and used. After all, the cost of maintaining and using a car is directly proportional to the price of the car. ”

"Insurance, for example!"

"Insurance is like a spare tire, no one likes to use it, but no one can do without it."

"Give an example!"

"The title is "Xia Jingui's Worries"!"

"Where's the joke?"

"Xia Jingui is a wicked woman. She is full of bad water, arrogant and unreasonable, has no knowledge, let alone education, and has an extremely bad character, in the saying that 'there is nothing but lack of virtue'. She didn't understand the truth of insurance at all, and thought that paying insurance premiums was a waste. Xue Pan explained: "Insurance is for you and your children, in case I am killed by a car, you can have a guarantee!" Xia Jingui said expressionlessly: "Then what if you can't die?" Doesn't that money mean you're blind! ’”

"Where's the tips?"

"As the saying goes, 'Plan ahead.'" Some disasters have unforeseen elements, and only by preparing in advance can we prevent them. The same goes for a new car, you need to do some insurance so that you can get the most reasonable assurance in case of a problem. ”

"Take an example of car maintenance!"

"If you don't take care of the car, the car won't take care of you. Take care of your car, and it will get you home safely. ”

"Give an example!"

"The title is "Sister Lin Sentimental"!"

"Where's the joke?"

"The Xiaoxiang Pavilion is a scene in the Grand View Garden. It is located in Daguanyuan West Road, opposite to Yihong Courtyard, is a guest house with Jiangnan atmosphere, and is the residence of Lin Daiyu in Rongguo Mansion. Its name is an allusion to Shun's Xiaoxiang two concubines, Empress E, and Nuying. Lin Daiyu, who lives here, is a sentimental girl who is smart inside and out. On this day, she became sad again in the Xiaoxiang Pavilion. When Baoyu saw her, she asked, 'Sister Lin! What are you thinking here? Daiyu said, 'I'm listening to the monologue of the four seasons!' I hear spring say that summer is more impetuous; Summer says, autumn is more depressed than me; Autumn says, winter is colder than me; Winter says, spring is shallower than me. Baoyu then asked, 'Then do you know what I want to monologue to you?' Daiyu asked, 'What?' Baoyu said, "You should do seasonal maintenance for the car!" ’”

"Where's the tips?"

"As the saying goes: 'The four atmospheres are in harmony with the gods, and the heavens and men are one.'" People should be in accordance with the law of spring, summer, autumn and winter to recuperate, spring is warm, summer is hot, autumn is cool, winter is cold, only in accordance with the changes of the day, in order to live a long and healthy life. Like people, you need to adjust your maintenance methods with the seasons. ”

"Beauty is an example!"

"Everyone has a love for beauty, and people have a love and pursuit of beautiful things. The same is true for a car, it also needs to smell beautiful every day. ”

"Give an example!"

"The title is "Qin Keqing Car Wash and Lose Weight"!"

"Where's the joke?"

"The relationship between Qin Keqing and her father-in-law Jia Zhen is very abnormal. She never liked car washing. On this day, Jia Rong came up with a solution, which was to tell her that brushing the car was a full-body exercise, and the weight loss effect was very good. When Qin Keqing heard this, he turned around and happily carried a bucket of water to wash the car. That day, she washed their car so clean that even Jia's mother had to glance at the paint a few times when she passed by. Jia Rong was secretly proud. One day, when Jia Rong returned home, she found that the car had not been washed, and Qin Keqing was not at home. It was late at night, and Qin Keqing returned home. Jia Rong asked in wonder, 'Where have you been today?' Qin Keqing yawned and said, "I don't think the intensity of the exercise to wash our car is enough, I followed my father-in-law to the train station today, and wiped a train for them!" ’”

"Where's the tips?"

"When the weather is continuously fine, the whole car is cleaned about once a week; In continuous rainy days, you only need to spray the whole car with clean water to make the dirt on the car fall, and then wipe all the glass of the whole car with a damp cloth or wet towel, and do a whole car cleaning after the weather is fine; When it's raining or sunny, you have to wash the car often. ”

"Fuel Saving for example!"

"A noble lady spends money like water, this is the simplest truth; Expensive cars cost as much fuel as a tiger, which is also the simplest reason. ”

"Give an example!"

"The title is "Daiyu Funeral Car"!"

"Where's the joke?"

"Daiyu has a melancholy personality. She sadly fell the flowers in the late spring, buried them, called them flower mounds, and wrote "Funeral Flower Yin". She felt that the flowers were cleanest when they were buried in the soil. On this day, Baoyu saw Daiyu carrying a flower hoe out again. Baoyu asked, 'Are you going to bury the flowers again?' Daiyu said, 'No! I want to bury the car! Surprised, Baoyu asked, 'Why?' Daiyu lamented, 'Oh! weighed 80 pounds before buying a car, and weighed 100 pounds after buying a car; Before buying a car, I felt that the meat was all on my chest, and after buying the car, I found that the meat was running to my stomach; The most annoying thing is that the price of oil is constantly rising, 10 yuan for each taxi before buying a car, and 200 yuan for each refueling after buying a car...... Now I have buried it, and I have buried it with the earth, but it will not be clean when it will melt with the soil. ’”

"Where's the tips?"

"As the saying goes: 'The Tao is not complicated, and the tea is Zen.'" Buddhism, which has been in China for thousands of years and has a far-reaching influence, is also an interpretation and enlightenment of life. As a car owner, we should fully realize that fuel saving is not only to save money for individuals, but also to save energy for the country and contribute to the protection of the environment. In order to save fuel, you should start to make your head flexible and actively think about fuel-saving tips; Let your mind be at peace and accept the wind, frost, snow and rain of life tolerantly; Let yourself learn to perceive in daily life, observe and explore the wisdom of fuel saving and even the wisdom of life bit by bit, and strive to skillfully integrate people, vehicles, roads and Zen to achieve the highest level of fuel saving. ”

"Car repair, for example!"

"If you don't want a doctor to fix you, it's best to fix your car often; If you don't want to love your car and become Tang monk meat, it's best to improve your own car repair level. ”

"Give an example!"

"The title is "Xia Jingui and Xue Zhen"!"

"Where's the joke?"

"Xia Jingui is Xue Pan's wife, and she is quite beautiful. Xue Pan was killed and put in prison, and she couldn't bear the loneliness and seduced Xue Zhen. On this day, she saw Xue Zhen repairing the car under the car, so she also climbed under the car and said, "I think I have an obligation to help you!" After a long time, Xue Pan's concubine Xiangling happened to pass by, and she said expressionlessly: "I'm sorry to disturb you!" As a concubine, I don't have to worry about it, but for your safety, I still want to remind you that the car you want to repair has already been stolen! ’”

"Where's the tips?"

"When repairing a car, you must be clear-headed, clear about repairing the car, and don't be confused. After arriving at the repair shop, you should immediately check whether the factory has a business license, automobile repair qualification, etc. If there is an increase in the cost of repairs, it must be approved in writing by the person in advance; If the insurance claim for the repair of the car involved in the accident should be more cautious, and the relevant claim documents must not be easily handed over to others, so as to avoid insurance fraud. ”

"Very good," Ye Qian smiled, "The topic of "Humor with Cars: Red Mansion Version" is passed by me!" ”

"Thank you!" I said with a smile.