Chapter Ninety-Seven: Itchy Hands

Eh......

The river god can't really be resurrected.

Lu Yu looked at the river god who fell to the ground and had not been resurrected for a long time.

Suddenly I felt as if I had lost countless billions.

His tears began to stream.

The reason why I always have tears in my eyes is because my best friend, the river god, died.

Just then, the surface of the water began to glow.

Dressed in blue and white plain clothes, with squinting eyes and a halo on his head, the river god floated out of the water.

"Young master, don't be sad, the river god is back."

"Come here, let me give you another gold brick."

The river god immediately floated into the distance, "Grumpy master, it hurts to be beaten." ”

I'm grumpy?

That's because I'm so angry with you.

I don't know how, Lu Yu heard the slow speech of the river god, and he had the urge to kill him again.

Hold on, hold on.

Impulsiveness is the devil!

If the river god is killed, he will have to go to the rooftop.

But it seems that the river god can be resurrected?

So what are you waiting for, hurry up and fight.

Lu Yu took out his hand speed, which he had been single for twenty years, grabbed something and threw it over.

"Oops, the river god was killed."

"Can you wait for my thing to hit you when you say that?"

Lu Yu complained.

Before you were smashed, you said that you were going to be beaten to death, the key is this tone, why do you want to hit him so much.

[Could it be that this is the legendary aura of mockery?] Lu Yu thought to himself.

Taunt aura, standard for the main character.

Everywhere you go, someone fights.

In the infinite multi-dimensional universe, only the protagonist deserves to wear such a high-end and high-grade aura.

Because people who are not the protagonists wear this kind of aura, and the grass on the grave is three feet high.

Now that there was a river god in front of him who was suspected of wearing such a high-end and high-grade aura, Lu Yu felt that it was necessary for him to stay away from him, so as not to have itchy hands, and he couldn't help but beat him to death for a while.

"You wait, I'll go get something."

Lu Yu hurriedly went to the warehouse and took out the Loki mask and came out.

He threw Loki's mask into the water, and immediately, the surface of the water began to glow.

And the river god floated out of it.

"Young master, yo ......."

"Wait, I have a question for you." Lu Yu interrupted the river god's words, pointed to the corner of the room and said, "Why were you standing there just now, and when I lost something, you came out of the water again?" ”

"Young master, this is the setting, as long as someone loses something, I will come out of the river."

"But isn't that a puddle of water?"

"Young master, it's not ordinary water, I don't know what kind of water it is."

You don't know how happy you are?

Lu Yu suddenly felt that his hands were a little itchy.

"Young master, did you drop the Golden Loki Mask or this Silver Loki Mask or this ordinary Loki Mask?"

"I dropped this ordinary Loki mask."

"Young master, you are so honest, then I will give you the Golden Loki Mask, the Silver Loki Mask, and this ordinary Loki Mask!"

[It seems that the Loki Mask can summon two forms, gold and silver] Lu Yu thought in his heart, so he took out the Divine Light Stick, ready to try the Divine Light Stick.

The Divine Light Stick can now become Sandy, but what can it change if the Divine Light Stick is strengthened?

Noah Tiga or Zakidhiga?

Forehead......

Noah Diga is okay, Zaki Diga is okay.

Marvel is a universe full of love, with a base in the name, all have friends, he doesn't want anyone to come to the door one day, and say to him affectionately: Zaki, do I still remember XX on the shore of Daming Lake?

The thought of this gave him a chill.

If that were the case, he might as well be dead.

Lu Yu threw the Divine Light Stick into the water on the ceiling.

The Divine Light Stick was trapped.

Then a burst of white light came out, and the river god emerged from the water.

"Honest master, did you drop this Golden God Light Stick or this Silver God Light Stick or this ordinary God Light Stick?"

"I dropped this ordinary god light stick."

"Honest master, you are so honest, then I will hand over the Golden Divine Light Stick, the Silver Divine Light Stick and this ordinary Divine Light Stick to you!"

Lu Yu took the three divine light sticks and fell into deep thought.

Are the gold and silver Divine Light Sticks in these three Divine Light Sticks real or fake like the Infinity Stones?

If it's true, then what can they become?

Could it really be Noah Tiga and Zakidika.

He suddenly felt that he couldn't control his desolate power and was about to transform.

[No, it can't be changed here.] 】

The river god looked at Lu Yu, who was deep in thought, and suddenly approached, "Great master, do you have anything else to throw?" If not, I'm going out. ”

Listening to the girly words of the river god mother, my hands itched again.

In order to prevent himself from beating the river god to death, he decided that out of sight was pure, "Let's go, let's go, remember to go home at night." ”

"Enlightened master, I'm leaving, and I'll go home in the evening."

No, I can't help it.

Lose you.

Lu Yu picked up the divine light stick and threw it over.

……

New York.

Nick Fury drove slowly down the street in his sleek black urban buggy.

But the car that pulls the wind is just as eye-catching as the person who pulls the wind.

It didn't take long for Nick Fury to spot a police car approaching him and even driving parallel to him in the driveway.

Nick Fury looked at the driver of the car and saw that the other person was also looking at him.

It was immediately on fire.

Look at it, I've never seen such a handsome person.

"Do you want to check my documents?"

The other party didn't say a word, and drove away.

Nick Fury sneered and prepared to drive away.

And then......

A police car crashed into his car, knocking it into several places.

Taking advantage of this gap, two more cars crashed into his car one after the other.

Suddenly, he became a sandwich biscuit.

If it weren't for the street to his left, he wouldn't have the slightest doubt that he would turn into a dumpling.

"If a fracture is found, an anesthetic injection is recommended." S.H.I.E.L.D. retarded alert.

Nick Fury didn't say a word, took out the anesthetic needle and started fighting.

Just as he was injecting the anesthetic, a crowd surrounded him.

Nick Fury's heart sank, "Get out of here." ”

"The powertrain is malfunctioning." Artificial retardation answers.

"Then you're going to fucking fix it." Nick Fury is about to die of anger, won't Nima fix it if he breaks down? This is Nima's artificial intelligence.

If you look at Jarvis, his life is well organized, and then look at the white queen of others, he will manage the company.

Look at this artificial retardation again, it doesn't automatically repair when it fails, and there is not even a reminder, he must ask before he says.

You have to throw it away.