River God?

Could it be the river god?

After the system's prompt sound was finished, a puddle of water appeared in front of Lu Yu.

That's right, it's really in front of you.

He was lying on the bed, and the pool of water was on the ceiling.

"The river god (the only one), produced in the Eastern Universe (100,000 bad jokes), this is a river god who even belongs to him in the Milky Way."

A god in a hundred thousand bad jokes?

Lu Yu had a sissy in blue and white plain clothes, squinting, and speaking slowly.

Belch...... The sissy was said by the Queen.

Long live the Queen, Queen Saigao.

After shouting to the queen, Lu Yu felt that he was going to get rich.

Because according to the rules of the river god, as long as you throw something into it, the river god will emerge from the river and ask the person who lost the thing whether you lost this golden XX or this silver XX, and this ordinary XX.

As long as you say that I lost this ordinary XX, the river god will give you the golden XX, the silver XX and the ordinary XX.

Thinking of this, Lu Yu grabbed a bottle with his hand and threw it into the pool of water on the ceiling.

Then a strange scene happens, the bottle that comes into contact with the water falls into it in defiance of gravity.

The surface of the water began to glow white.

Dressed in blue and white plain clothes, squinting, a river god in the style of two-dimensional painting floated out of the water and hung upside down on the ceiling.

"Young host! Did you drop this gold bottle, or this silver bottle, or this ordinary bottle? ”

Lu Yu: "...... Can you not hang on the ceiling, it's scary. ”

Think about it, when you go to bed in the middle of the night, there is a person suddenly hanging on the ceiling, and this person is still looking at you, how terrifying.

"Huh...... Is it okay for me to do that? ”

The river god reversed.

"Please, don't turn your back on me, okay?"

"Eh......"

The river god turned.

"I dropped this ordinary bottle."

"Young master, you are so honest, then I will give you the gold bottle, the silver bottle and this ordinary bottle!"

After saying that, the river god disappeared.

"That is, I'm known as an honest little Langjun in the rivers and lakes."

Lu Yu got the three bottles and immediately got up from the bed.

Money keeps me motivated.

He found a brick on the ground and threw it at the ceiling.

When the brick comes into contact with the water, it sinks in.

The surface of the water began to glow white.

Dressed in blue and white plain clothes and squinting, the river god floated out of the water with a large bag on his head.

"Young host! You're dropping this gold brick ....... ”

"I dropped this ordinary brick."

Before the river god finished speaking, Lu Yu looked at the gold bricks and silver bricks in the hands of the river god with bright eyes.

The weight of the bricks just now is not light.

River God: "Huh...... Young master, I can't answer until I've finished my lines. ”

Lu Yu was puzzled: "Why?" ”

River God: "Because it's a setting." ”

Lu Yu: "...... Say it, then. ”

River God: "Young master! Are you dropping this gold brick or this silver brick or this ordinary brick? ”

"I dropped this ordinary brick."

"Young master, you are so honest, then I will hand over the gold bricks, silver bricks and this ordinary brick to you!"

The river god disappears.

Lu Yu had three more bricks in his hand, a golden brick, a silver brick, and an ordinary brick.

He threw away the ordinary bricks and stared at the ceiling with sparkling eyes.

"It's going to be developed this time."

Lu Yu has thought about it now, go back and throw a bunch of things into it by himself, don't care about the size, as long as it is heavy enough, he will definitely make a lot of money.

But when he thought about it, how tiring, how wasteful and inefficient it was to throw things in, it was better to open a company by himself, hire people to throw things inside, dig it as an inexhaustible gold and silver mine, and become the richest man in the world in minutes.

He knows that more gold will depreciate, but before gold is completely worthless, there is no pressure to make him the richest man in the world.

"Host, you're thinking too much." The system popped up, "The system prohibits the host from doing business. ”

The full name of the system is Wanjie Supermarket System, not Wanjie Trading System, if the host supermarket manager goes to do business, then who will take care of its supermarket?

Lu Yu: "Young system, can you not splash cold water on the host." ”

System: "....... ”

Is my host possessed by the river god?

[Since the system has cut off the way to sell money, then I can use it myself.] 】

The river god can summon items in both gold and silver forms from the river, and he summoned the space fleet in "100,000 Bad Jokes".

Lu Yu felt that this could be used as a copy.

Thinking of this, Lu Yu took off the Infinity Ring inlaid with the Space Gem and threw it into the water.

The surface of the water began to glow white.

Dressed in blue and white plain clothes, squinting, a river god in a two-dimensional painting style emerged.

"Young host! Did you drop this gold infinity ring, or this silver infinity ring, or this ordinary infinity ring? ”

"I dropped this ordinary Infinity Ring."

"Young master, you are so honest, then I will hand over the gold infinity ring, the silver infinity ring and this ordinary infinity ring to you!"

The river god disappears.

Lu Yu had three more infinity rings in his hand.

They are the Gold Infinity Ring, the Silver Infinity Ring, and the ordinary Infinity Ring.

It stands to reason that he should be happy with two more rings, but .......

"River God, you come out for me."

"Young master, what do you have to do?" The river god popped up.

"Why are gold infinity rings and silver infinity rings made of gold and silver?" Lu Yu asked.

"Huh...... Are rings made of gold and silver bad? The river god was puzzled.

"What a fart."

Lu Yu almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and the root of the Infinity Ring was the space gem inlaid on it.

The space gem contains an infinite amount of energy.

But the gold infinity ring and the silver infinity ring, the space gems on them are really made of gold and silver.

"I want real Infinity Stones, not fake Infinity Stones made of gold and silver."

Three black lines appeared on the river god's head, and he said slowly: "Eh...... The power contained in the Infinity Stone is too great for me to summon its gold and silver forms. ”

"So that's why you're using fake gems to trick me?" Lu Yu looked at the river god with an unkind face, "I heard that you will be resurrected after death, and every time you die, you will have an extra halo on the top of your head, until you gather the Olympic rings, you won't continue to increase the aura, right?" ”

River God: "Huh...... It seems like this. ”

Lu Yu took out the gold brick and slapped it on the head of the river god.

The river god fell to the ground.

The river god died in a fit of rage.