"I found a phenomenon," Ye Qian thought about it, "no matter where you rent a house, you like a house with a spacious roof and a wide view!" ”

"Yes!" I laughed.

"Why?" Ye Qian asked curiously, "Is it to see the scenery?" ”

"Not only," I said with a smile, "do you know Thackeray?" ”

"Is that your landlord?" Ye Qian asked knowingly.

"You knowingly asked," I smiled, "he's a well-known English writer." He has a habit of taking a deep breath outside every night before he starts writing. A friend asked why. He replied: 'During the day, my lungs are filled with the evil spirit of this abominable world, and if I do not breathe at night, how can I write something fresh and fresh?' ’”

"Good at breathing 'fresh air'!" Ye Qian said with a smile.

"Yes," I said seriously, "only by spitting out the old can we accept the new, and only by pushing the old can we bring forth the new!" ”

"Being good at breathing 'fresh air' is a symbol of vitality!" Ye Qian agreed.

"Yes," I said in a deep voice, "those who are good at breathing are good at survival, and those who are good at receiving are easy to become great!" ”

"The question is," Ye Qian thought about and said, "You always come to the roof of the building to spit out the old and accept the new, aren't you afraid that others will suspect that you are an underwear thief?" ”

"What do you mean?" I asked, puzzled.

"Look—" Ye Qian said and snorted angrily above the roof.

I looked up and saw several pairs of colorful bras drying on the wire above my head.

The bra flutters in the wind, and the flag is in general.

"How do you wash a bra?" I asked Ye Qian wonderingly, "Is it the bra that is the easiest to get dirty?" ”

"yes!" Ye Qian wondered, "I usually wash my bra when I wash clothes!" Even if you wash the bra alone, you won't wash so many pairs at once? ”

"There's something wrong," I said suspiciously, "there's a deception!" Maybe some of the female tenants took a fancy to me and knew that I was drinking here all day, so she deliberately hung it on my table......"

"Drink a bar!" Ye Qian smiled.

I laughed.

Ye Qian and I started drinking and chatting at the same time.

Soon, several empty beer bottles were lined up on the wall.

At that moment, the landlord laughed and staggered up to the roof.

"Which girlfriend is this?" The landlord smiled, "It's much better looking than that Chu Fangfang!" ”

"Chu Fangfang is not my girlfriend!" I explained.

"I know she's not your girlfriend," the landlord said, "she's your temporary girlfriend, right?" ”

"Do you drink?" I digressed from the subject.

"Let's have a bottle!" The landlord said and picked up a bottle of beer and took a sip, "That Chu Fangfang is really not like a word, when he lived here, he walked hard in the house wearing high heels all day long, and trampled the tiles on my ground like a pockmarked face, one pit after another!" ”

"Her heels are so thin and pointy," I laughed, "like an awl!" ”

"If it hadn't been for the fact that she was with you," said the landlord with another big sip of beer, "I would have chased her away!" ”

"You live together?" Ye Qian asked.

"Did I say something was missing?" The landlord suddenly realized, "You talk, you talk, I came up to collect the bra!" ”

"Your bra?" I wondered, "How can I just wash my bra and not any other clothes?" ”

"I'm a bait," the landlord smiled, "The tenant reported that he kept losing his underwear, and I deliberately hung a few pairs of bras, just to catch the underwear thief!" ”

"If you don't hide on it, how can you catch it?" I pretended to say, "The second landlord I met in Shuimo West Street before was hiding in the pigeon shed waiting for an opportunity to catch the underwear thief!" ”

"I don't have a pigeon shed," explained the landlord, "I'm hiding on the roof in the distance, looking through a high-powered military binocular!" ”

"Yours," I smiled, "It's best not to take it at night, you'd better buy a night vision device again!" ”

"I bought, I bought," said the landlord hurriedly, "I can see the figure clearly, but I can't see the face clearly, so I gave up at night!" ”

The landlord said and picked up the bras and went downstairs.

Ye Qian and I looked at each other and smiled.

"You always go to the top of the building," Ye Qian said with a smile, "aren't you afraid that others will doubt you?" ”

"If you come a few more times, others won't suspect it!" I smiled, "By the way, don't just drink, have you eaten?" ”

"Nope!" Ye Qian said angrily, "Didn't I tell you just now!" Before the food came up, the guy moved his hands and feet, and I gave him a slap and left! ”

"Then let's go to the restaurant downstairs and have some food!" I suggested.

"Let's go!" Ye Qian smiled slightly.

We talked and walked towards the restaurant downstairs.

The restaurant was deserted.

The owner and his wife were sitting at the door of the hotel, staring at each other.

"Is business so deserted?" I asked the proprietress in confusion.

"It's not easy to do business now!" The proprietress sighed, "That's it, and there are often people on credit!" ”

"Do you still have someone to take credit with?" As I spoke, I picked up the menu and handed it to Ye Qian, "You can order two or three, don't order too much, don't waste it, this is not public money to eat and drink!" ”

"I know," Ye Qian smiled, "I won't kill you!" ”

"What can this little restaurant slaughter?" I smiled, "What are you going to do?" ”

"There's a sentence I don't know if I should say or not?" The proprietress looked at me, then at Ye Qian, and then asked, "It's okay, right?" ”

"Say it!" I wondered and asked the hostess, "What's the matter?" ”

"That Chu Fangfang of yours still owes our restaurant 108 yuan for the meal when she left," the proprietress said sharply, "She didn't say hello when she left...... If you will give it for her, give it to us; If you don't want to, just don't say it! ”

"I'll give!" I looked at the embarrassed face of the proprietress and said, "I'll settle this account with me in a while!" ”

"I'll just say he'll give it!" The proprietress happily turned to her husband and said, "This is a cultural person, and he won't rely on our little money!" ”

"Actually, we shouldn't care about you!" The boss came over and said.

"I guess that's it," I said with a playful smile, "and give us a stir-fry!" ”

"Look how beautiful this girlfriend is now," the proprietress said as she walked towards the operation room, "Atmosphere! Classy! ”

"In the future, my girlfriend will come to give her credit, don't give her credit," I shouted at the back of the proprietress, "I don't care about her credit!" ”

"How did she get on credit?" The proprietress looked back and smiled, "She is beautiful and beautiful, she looks like a rich person, is she the one in the Longcheng Garden Villa?" ”

"Stir-fry!" I urged.

Ye Qian stopped talking and began to drink by herself.

I wanted to say more.

After a while, I asked Ye Qian tentatively:

"Excuse me, do your boobs get big and small?"

"You're sick in the head!" Ye Qian said angrily.

"Not sick," I said with a smile, "no woman has big or small breasts, but the landlord's wife is an exception!" ”

"What do you mean?" Ye Qian asked curiously.

"Just now the landlord said," I smiled, "he said that the roof of the building was drying his wife's bras, but I looked carefully, the cups of those bras are big and small, and there are big differences, and there are different grades, cheap and cheap! ”

"You mean the landlord thief shouts to catch the thief?" Ye Qian asked thoughtfully.

"What do you think?" I asked rhetorically.

"It's possible!" Ye Qian said with a smile.

"When the landlord came up to collect the bra," I said seriously, "the first thing he collected was the bra I had bought for Miao Han!" ”

"You bought a bra for Miaohan?" Ye Qian asked with displeasure on her face.

"It's all in the past," I said with a grin, "just let it pass!" ”

"Your landlord has a problem," Ye Qian said with a sneer, "You also have a problem, and your problems are not small!" ”

"Let's eat!" I smiled.