After eating.

I went back to the house with Ye Qian.

"Look at it," Ye Qian looked down at the tiles in the room and said, "It's like an orange peel turned over, densely packed with small dots, it must have been stepped on by your Chu Fangfang's high heels!" ”

"If you are a detective," I said as I looked at Ye Qian's yin and yang weirdness, "it must be more promising than being a writer!" ”

"Your life is far beyond my imagination," Ye Qian said and sat on the computer chair, "Your life is too complicated, and your feelings are too complicated!" ”

"You drink so much, can you still come back at night?" I asked with concern.

"Who said I was going back?" Ye Qian snorted wine and said, "I'm here to catch the traitor!" ”

"It's okay if I don't go back," I said, smiling, "I can't take a shower anyway, so I can only go to the public bath!" ”

"Are you really alone at night?" Ye Qian still asked in confusion.

"Two!" I said impatiently, "There is another woman, who will come in a moment!" ”

"You've finally admitted it!" Ye Qian sneered and asked, "What is she doing now?" ”

"Sit on the stage!" I'll be serious.

"Then I'll go!" Ye Qian said and walked out the door, "I don't want to be a third party!" ”

"Where are you going?" I asked hurriedly.

"You don't care where I go!" Ye Qian stood in the corridor and pretended to say, "I can go wherever I want, can you manage it?" ”

"Beijing is big, be careful to get you lost!" I said with a laugh.

"What are you afraid of if you get lost?" Ye Qian smiled, "Maybe I will go to which boss's villa, the clothes will come and stretch out, the food will open your mouth, and we won't recognize your boyfriend when he comes to the door!" ”

"Don't dare to talk nonsense!" I was so anxious that I slapped the table, "When did you become so shameless?" ”

"If you are allowed to be shameless, am I not allowed to be shameless?" Ye Qian kept muttering, "What do you want to do with such a big double bed?" When Mengjie was here, weren't you always the single bed! What do you want to do with such a big bed now? ”

"I'm going to tear it down now," I said with a smile, "and it just so happens that my single bed is still in the hallway!" ”

"That's right!" Ye Qian smiled coquettishly.

Under Ye Qian's fingers, under the surprised eyes of the landlord, I dismantled the bed by myself.

Ye Qian has reason to point fingers because she is my girlfriend; The landlord also has reason to be surprised, because when I was alone, there was a big double bed in the house, and now my girlfriend has come, but she has to remove the double bed and replace it with a single bed.

After the single bed was propped up, the room suddenly became much more spacious.

I was sweating profusely.

The night grew deeper.

Ye Qian and I finished washing up and got ready to sleep.

"How good is that!" Ye Qian lay on the bed and said happily, "In fact, for two people who love each other, the place to live can be very small!" ”

"That's right! You're right! I said and threw myself on the bed and hugged Ye Qian tightly, "For two people who love each other, a single bed is spacious; For two people who don't love it, staying in one city feels crowded! ”

That's when there was a knock on the door.

"Hey! Do you still want that double bed in the hallway? The landlord's voice came, "It's too much of a problem to put such a big bed!" ”

"No, no!" I hurriedly said through the door, "Whoever wants it will take it!" ”

"Then I'll take care of it for you!" The landlord said happily outside the door.

"What a time for him to knock!" I said to Ye Qian in great disappointment, "I didn't come late, I didn't come early, but I came when we were in Wuyun Chuyu!" ”

"Actually, it's just a bed!" Ye Qian said thoughtfully.

"It's not just a bed," I said viciously, "it's a bed that represents my depraved thoughts!" You say, I'm such a good person, why do I want to make such a big double bed and put it in the house? Worry about you, and worry about the landlord! ”

"But you're not alone now!" Ye Qian said softly.

"yes!" It dawned on me, "It's two people now, and I really need a bigger bed." Why don't I leave the landlord alone now? ”

"Forget it!" Ye Qian said and hugged me tightly, "Let's wait until the clouds and rain are over!" ”

I smiled and hugged Ye Qian tightly again.

Lingering and compassionate.

At that moment, there was another knock on the door.

"I sold that bed for 50 yuan," the landlord shouted as he knocked on the door, "I'll give you the money now!" ”

"Forget it!" I hurriedly said, "You keep it, I'll pay 50 yuan less next time I pay the rent!" ”

"Alright then!" The landlord stopped knocking.

"Look! It's all the bed's fault! I said to Ye Qian stupidly.

"Don't think about it so much," Ye Qianying said in a whisper, "Let's go on!" ”

I hugged Ye Qian tightly again.

There was another knock on the door.

"What's wrong again?" My face must have turned eggplant purple.

"Register me your girlfriend's ID," the landlord said through the door, "so that I don't have to bother you!" ”

"What are you doing in a daze?" Ye Qian said and kicked me off the bed, "Hurry up and open the door!" ”

The door opened.

The landlord quickly registered Ye Qian's ID card.

"Sorry," the landlord said apologetically, "I'm sorry to bother you!" ”

"It's okay!" I said with a forced smile.

The landlord is gone.

I went back to the house in a huff.

Ye Qian was banging the wall with her head and making a "tom" sound.

"Let's move on!" I said with a laugh.

"Keep you up!" Ye Qianjiao said with a sneer, "You hurry up and earn money for us, and when you have money, you can buy a suite first!" ”

"Yes!" I smiled, "Let's be the landlord when we buy a suite!" ”

"Stop talking nonsense," Ye Qian smiled, "Let's continue!" ”

Just then, the landlord's voice came into the house again.

"Is that BMW MINI in front of my house yours?" The landlord shouted through the door, "If it's yours, don't move it; If it's not yours, I'll let them go!" ”

"Is it yours?" I asked Ye Qian.

"It's mine!" Ye Qian said loudly to the landlord through the door.

"Okay," cried the landlord, "I see, I won't bother you anymore!" ”

"I've got to check if you have a camera in this room?" Ye Qian said and looked around the house, "There is a problem with this landlord!" ”

"Then I'll go to sleep first!" I pretended to say.