Hilltop villas.

Tony Stark had just returned home with a big belly when he heard the phone ring.

He glanced at the caller ID and saw that it was Natasha's, so he pressed the answer button.

"Tony, I heard you're pregnant, is it true?" As soon as the phone was connected, Natasha asked with a face.

Tony Stark was stunned, I was just pregnant...... No, you just got pregnant, you know? You S.H.I.E.L.D. are paying too much attention to my private life.

Natasha heard that there was no movement over there, the corners of her mouth hooked, and she said, "How does pregnancy feel?" Doesn't it feel very good, there is a little life in the belly, and it is making noise all the time, but no matter how much he makes trouble, he will not feel bored. ”

"Fart." Tony Stark cried out, "I'm not pregnant, I'm just gasy, but I do feel a little heavy in my belly." ”

"Nonsense, people who are all double, can their stomachs not be heavy?" Natasha glanced at Tony and said, "But it's okay, after all, men and women have different weight-bearing capacity, even if you are pregnant with a child, you will not struggle like ordinary women." ”

Tony Stark gritted his teeth and said, "I repeat, I'm not pregnant. ”

"Yes, you're not pregnant." Natasha nodded and continued: "You remember to strengthen your nutritional intake, pay attention to quitting coffee and alcohol, don't do strenuous exercise at ordinary times, and be careful when you are active, after all, you are now pregnant with a child...... ”

"You ......." Tony Stark felt like he was going crazy.

It's all to blame on that stinky wolf, who made a stare at everyone with pregnancy glasses, and used it on himself, which made his belly bigger, and now he has no face.

"I'm tired and want to sleep, so hang up first."

"Going to bed so early? Although you are pregnant, it is daytime, and you don't ....... ”

Honk......

Tony Stark hung up the phone in one breath, and his voice stopped abruptly.

He was afraid that if he listened to it again, he would be tempted to smash his phone against the wall.

Tony Stark, who hung up the phone, came to the coffee machine and tried to pour a cup of coffee to refresh himself, but stopped at the thought of Natasha's words to quit coffee.

Forget it, anyway, the impact of glasses will be eliminated in two days, so it's better to take it leisurely these days.

So the question is, what are the precautions for pregnant men?

Tony Stark began to turn on the computer to look up information on the Internet, after all, he is no different from those pregnant women now, so it is better to pay attention to it, so as not to toss himself when he gets it.

Dingdingding......

The phone rang.

Tony Stark took the phone, glanced at the caller ID, it was Nick Fury, and answered the phone.

"I heard you're pregnant?" Nick Fury said with a smirk.

Tony Stark: "....... ”

"It's the first time I've heard that men can get pregnant, but there are a lot of strange things in this world, and I won't be surprised at all." "But can you keep a low profile lately, because this kind of thing doesn't have a good impact." ”

Hearing this, Tony Stark almost spurted out a mouthful of blood.

Low profile?

Am I not low-key enough?

I drove all the way home after coming out of Lu Yu's supermarket, and I didn't even do my favorite dating before, although I didn't have the face to do it, but you still told me to keep a low profile?

After laughing, Nick Fury said with a serious face, "In the past, you often went on the lace news, after all, it was just lace news, and everyone liked to hear about it, but it was a little inappropriate for you to be pregnant again, after all, the fact that men were pregnant and pregnant was more disgusting to religious people." ”

"I'm not pregnant, and when am I on the news?" When he was on the road, he made sure that no reporters were secretly filming.

"You go to the news on the Internet." Nick Fury said.

"Online news?"

Tony Stark hung up the phone and started surfing the Internet, when he heard the phone ringing as soon as he got on.

He glanced at the caller ID and it was Dr. Banner and immediately answered the phone.

"Tony, I heard you're pregnant?" Dr. Banner asked curiously.

Tony Stark felt a depression roll in his chest.

Natasha and Nick Fury are okay, after all, they are secret service organizations, and they can know the world without leaving the door, and it is not surprising that their news is known by them, but you are a physics player, why are you so well-informed?

Could it be that you hacked my communication system or S.H.I.E.L.D.'s communication system?

"Of course, I know that men can't get pregnant, after all, there is no uterus." Dr. Banner said on the other end of the phone.

"Hmm." Tony Stark nodded.

Finally, there is a normal person, and they don't suspect that such a thing as a male giving birth to a child is a loss.

It deserves a low level of education.

"So I want to ask you, how did you get a male pregnancy, did you make a uterus transplant into it?" Dr. Banner asked.

Tony Stark: "....... ”

Dr. Banner held the phone and said, "I'm just curious, if you don't want to say it, forget it." ”

"I'm not pregnant, I just have a bloated belly." Tony Stark said through gritted teeth.

Dr. Banner didn't hear Tony Stark's tone at all, "Don't tease, stomach bloating can be so big?" And judging by the shape of your belly, it's clear that you're pregnant,"

"I said, I'm not pregnant, I'm just belly! Child! Swell! Gas! Tony Stark said word for word.

He absolutely did not admit that he was pregnant.

Otherwise, he will become a joke and will not be able to hold his head up for the rest of his life.

So he resolutely refused to admit that he was pregnant, "Again, I'm not pregnant, I just have a bloated stomach, if you want to know what gas can be bloated like this, I suggest you go to the doctor, don't ask me." ”

Syllable!

The phone made close contact with the wall and then fell to the ground.

Well, you're not pregnant, you say no, you don't, Dr. Banner thought helplessly as he listened to the last voice on the phone.

Outside the villa, Pepper Potts pushed the door in.

The first thing she saw when she came in was Tony Stark...... of the belly.

Tony Stark saw her too.

The two were relatively silent.

I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air, and I am most afraid of my girlfriend's sudden door, either being green or green.

"Listen to me." "It's explainable. ”

"Say, I'll listen." Potts looked at Tony Stark with his hands on his chest and asked, "Whose kid is it?" ”

"Big Wolf's ...... Phew, it's the gray wolf who glared at me with his pregnancy glasses, so this child has no father at all...... No, it's that there is no mother. Tony Stark said incoherently, "So you have to believe me, I'm really not pregnant, I'm just fake pregnant." ”