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And also......

"You're staring at someone, your stomach is bloated." Tony Stark clutched his obviously bigger belly and went crazy.

You and I haven't seen other people give birth to children, which woman is pregnant and her belly immediately becomes so big?

When people get pregnant, the sperm and the egg meet first, and then take shape, and the belly gets bigger step by step.

"But sir, you seem to be really pregnant." Jarvis silently threw out a scan, "There is indeed a child in your womb who is growing up rapidly, and according to my data, it will be completely formed within a month, and then you will be born." ”

Tony Stark: "....... ”

Lu Yu: "......." ”

Lu Yu quietly took a step back, these glasses were too cruel and brutal.

So he decided to retreat first, otherwise he would be stared at and pregnant, and Miss Hill might run away.

Pregnant men are so scary!

But he still didn't feel safe when he took a step back, so he simply opened a big door in front of him, and hid himself behind the door, so that you couldn't see me.

"Jarvis, have you followed Lu Yu to break your motherboard these days? Can you say such an unscientific thing? ”

"Let's not talk about how a man can get pregnant without a uterus, how can he shoot sperm in just a glance? Could it be that his sperm can teleport? ”

Of course, sperm don't teleport, but the problem is that the props of the gray wolf have never been reasonable.

In Lu Yu's opinion, the props of the gray wolf are closer to the logical level, what principle, what scientific theory does not matter, as long as the props are used, they will inevitably achieve the effect on the props manual, unless it is offset by props of the same level, otherwise no matter how the defense can not be stopped.

"But sir, the scan shows that you are really pregnant." Data doesn't falsify, Jarvis said, and as an intelligent program, he trusts data more than theory and practice.

"Shut up."

Tony Stark's face twitched, he was also angry, and he would argue with Jarvis about this.

What does he know?

I don't understand anything.

Arguing with him will only you off.

Jarvis shut up immediately.

Tony Stark held his stomach and looked at the gray wolf viciously, "Get my stomach down." ”

After saying that, he was a little dizzy.

I was dizzy to say this.

"No, I mean, restore me to the way I was."

"I can't recover." The gray wolf said, "I only invented the glasses to stare at who is pregnant, not to stare at whoever has miscarriage." ”

Yes, I won't use it for you.

This king still remembers that you despised this king just now.

I'm sorry, but King Ben holds a grudge.

"You ......." Tony Stark was so angry that he wanted to hit someone.

So he put on the Iron Man suit, and the black hole hole pointed his arm at the gray wolf.

"Well, I want to fight." The gray wolf picked up the wolf fur and stared at Tony Stark viciously.

The east wind blows, the war drums beat, I am a wolf, who am I afraid of?

"Tony, don't be angry, it's not good to be angry." Lu Yu saw that Tony was about to make a move, and hurriedly pulled him, "After all, you are also pregnant with a child, you must be careful with yourself." ”

"What did you say?" Tony is going crazy, are you trying to fight? You're provoking my anger.

Believe it or not, I hit you out.

"I'm advising you to care about yourself, you're pregnant like this and jumping up and down fighting, it's easy to have a miscarriage." Lu Yu persuaded as if I was concerned about you, "In the past, there was a person named Xiaoyanzi, she was pregnant and jumped up and down to dry books, but she had a miscarriage, so you have to take it as a warning." ”

"It's good if you have a miscarriage."

"The child is innocent."

"Shut up, I'll break up with you if you talk about children again."

Nima, you're not trying to persuade me at all, you just want to rub salt on my wounds.

Lu Yu pouted, don't let people say that she is pregnant? Deceive oneself as well as others.

Well, he admits that he wants to rub salt in Tony Stark's wounds, after all, Tony's big pregnancy, how to put it, it's really gratifying.

"Big Big Wolf, hurry up and restore me to my original state." Tony Stark shouted.

"I said that I can't recover, I didn't invent staring at anyone who has aborted glasses, do you think this king will tell lies?" The gray wolf crossed his hands and hugged his chest, looked up at the sky, and stepped on the floor with his feet, up and down.

"Unless ......."

"Unless what?"

"Unless you give me another sheep, I'll make you a glasses to stare at whoever has an abortion." Thinking of the sheep, the gray wolf finally couldn't help but drool.

Counting this sheep, he has three sheep, and people in this world seem to be very good at catching sheep, maybe he can live a happy life of eating one sheep a year in the future.

Lu Yu watched the gray wolf drool, took a step back, and soon leaned against the wall.

In fact, he never understood why the saliva of a wolf could flow like this, the same as turning on a faucet switch.

What, you said that this is how the gray wolf drools in the cartoon, this is called the setting? Then why don't you move the setting of the gray wolf in the cartoon that the gray wolf will not get wet without saliva.

"Okay."

Not to mention one sheep, even if it is ten sheep, he will give it.

Big Big Wolf, "This king has something to do now, and it will take at least half a month to make the glasses that stare at whoever has an abortion, but if you are willing to add sheep, I can help you make the glasses in two days." ”

"I'll give you three sheep, and you can make glasses in one day."

"No problem."

Lu Yu was speechless, and the gray wolf was bought by three sheep in this way.

You want four sheep.

"I'm going back...... Wait, I almost got down to business. Tony Stark took off the Iron Man suit on his body, "Thor said that your enhancement machine can strengthen the equipment, you can help me strengthen it, at least +12." ”

"100 million, the old rules, commodity trading."

"No problem."

Looking at the back of Tony Stark's departure, Lu Yu suddenly thought of one thing, that is, Tony Stark often made up rumors about him.

He smiled at the thought of this.

Good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and if you don't believe it, look up, who the sky has spared.

He decided to dig a hole for Tony Stark.

Lu Yu called up the supermarket surveillance video, took a short video and tweeted, "Why did Tony Stark go to the supermarket in the middle of the night?" Why did Thor change the hammer? Why does the gray wolf laugh so often? Tony Stark's child with a bad belly, whose kind is it? Men and wolves, how can they cross apartheid? Is all this the progress of science and technology or the decline of morality? Stay tuned for today's exclusive masterpiece "Men Can Have Children", let's follow the video into a scientifically developed world @Nick Fury @Captain America @Barton @Natasha @Dr. Banner @Thor @Captain Dragonfly @Miss Hill @Avengers. ”

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