Chapter 70: It turns out that you are such a dragonfly captain

Lu Yu glanced at the name of the person who answered Gretchen on Twitter, and then at Captain Dragonfly who turned into a panda and was lying in Gretchen's arms with his mouth slightly open and waiting for Gretchen to feed.

Who could not guess that the Captain Dragonfly in Twitter was Captain Dragonfly himself.

He clicked on Captain Dragonfly's Twitter and found that Captain Dragonfly had joined Twitter a few days ago, and he estimated the time to be the night he was summoned.

Captain Dragonfly's first Twitter message was: Hello everyone, I'm Captain Dragonfly, it's the first time I'm playing Twitter, please take care of the beauties (Meitu) (Meitu) (Meitu).

The so-called beautiful pictures are selfies.

The man in the selfie has a high nose, blue eyes, a face with clear and deep facial features like a carving, and a figure like a golden ratio, no one believes that he is not a handsome guy.

Lu Yu flipped up, and he found that Captain Dragonfly was tweeting at a rate of six or seven a day, and the content was basically all kinds of mansions, food, and scenery, coupled with the handsome face that was not worth his life, anyone who saw it thought that this was a rich and handsome Twitter.

I said how Captain Dragonfly was always silent and silent after being summoned, and he tweeted on the Internet when he was silent, Lu Yu complained in his heart.

He always thought that Captain Dragonfly was a middle-aged silent man, but now he found out that he was a middle-aged sullen man.

He clicked on the Twitter comments and found that the comments under Captain Dragonfly's Twitter were all 'licking the screen', 'my husband is so handsome', and 'I want to give my husband a dragonfly'.

Lu Yu was overturned by thunder, and said in his heart Do you have a marriage certificate with Captain Dragonfly? Just call someone's husband, and this woman, do you know that Captain Dragonfly and you have reproductive isolation?

While scolding, Lu Yu flipped through the Twitter of the sisters who shouted Captain Dragonfly's husband and said that they would give Captain Dragonfly a dragonfly, and found that their quality was actually not bad.

Damn, jealousy separates me.

After flipping through Captain Dragonfly's Twitter, he glanced at Captain Dragonfly: I didn't expect you to be such a Captain Dragonfly.

Captain Dragonfly: Giggles.

Lu Yu: But my elementary school teacher told me that it's not right to lie to people, Captain Dragonfly, I'm sorry, I, Lu Yu, am a good social successor, so even if I die and am nailed in the coffin, I have to be in the tomb, and tell everyone in this rotten voice that the photo of Captain Dragonfly is PS.

Captain Dragonfly: Wait a minute, I'll pass you on the PS technique, and no one will be able to identify it.

Lu Yu: No, I want to transform into a technique.

What's the use of PS technology, what can you do other than deceive an ignorant girl on the Internet? As an excellent successor of society, how could he possibly look down on that evil technology.

Captain Dragonfly: Deal.

Lu Yu looked at Captain Dragonfly who was being fed in Grechen's arms, and suddenly felt that the light in this corridor was so bright and dazzling.

He decided not to bring about his guilt here.

Back in his room, Lu Yu felt that he had nothing to do, so he turned on the computer, boarded his MSN number, and pulled the Flame Empress out.

"Flame Empress, can you find an MSN number named Angel in this game?" Lu Yu felt that if he wanted to deal with the kind of men and women who exuded the sour smell of love, he had to exude the sour smell of love himself, and see who was more sour and smelly.

"Me." The figure of the Flame Empress spun around on the desktop, and one by one programs popped up, and soon, she sent Wanda's MSN number to Lu Yu, "I hacked into the server of this game company and found Angel's registration with MSN, but I don't know if it's her MSN." ”

"I'll add her to try, you help me turn on her camera, the same as last time, don't be found by her." Lu Yu sent a friend application over, and it was quickly approved, and at the same time, a scene appeared on the screen opposite - a little kid sitting on a stool with his hands tapping on the keyboard.

Isn't this the white-haired little Shota last time?

Lu Yumeng, why is Wanda's MSN number his?

What is the relationship between the two of them?

It won't be a childhood sweetheart.

Lu Yuxin said, if they are childhood sweethearts, then don't blame me for destroying Zhengtai.

When the time comes, he must find this little Zhengtai's mother to tell her about the danger of children pretending to be women on the Internet and the importance of learning, and then find a school with the strictest management to send him in, so that he can taste the taste of the three-year college entrance examination and five-year simulation, and then see how he and Wanda are childhood sweethearts.

Lu Yu observed this Xiao Zhengtai on the computer for a long time, and found that he was playing all along, so he planned to turn off the video and fly to Sokovia to deal with the childhood sweetheart crisis.

That's when he saw Wanda running into the on-screen video.

Wanda: "Pietro, it's time for me to play with the computer." ”

She waited for more than two hours, and the homework was finished, but Pietro didn't mean to let the computer at all.

Pietro: "No, I'm playing a group, I'll talk about it when I'm done." ”

Wanda: "That's what you said last time, and I didn't touch the computer for a day after five hours of fighting. ”

Petero: "Can you blame me, whoever told me to match up with teammates wouldn't be able to play, if they did, it would have been long gone." ”

Wanda: "I don't care, you have to let me play with the computer now." ”

Petero: "Heads can be broken, blood can flow, computers can't let it." ”

Lu Yu listened to the conversation between the two over there, and then searched for Pietro in his mind, and when he compared, he reacted that Pietro was Quicksilver.

It turned out to be Quicksilver, Lu Yuxin said, although you don't like to read, you always play games, and you open a female account all day long to deceive people with female photos, but I know that you are a good person, so I recognize your brother-in-law.

"Flame Empress, kick him out of the game."

When Pietro was playing, he suddenly found that the characters and monsters in the game were motionless, "Why did my game drop?" ”

Wanda: "You're out of the game, just let me play it." ”

Petero: "No, this is my computer, besides, this game has a disconnection and reconnection mechanism, as long as I can go up in time to get to the group, there will be salvation." ”

"Flame Empress, blow up this game's servers." Lu Yu said calmly.

There's a disconnected reconnection mechanism, right?,Go up in time and save it.,I blew up the game server, I'll see how you can save it.,Honestly let the computer to my little Lori to play.。

At a game company, the technician in charge of the server suddenly noticed that the server's hard drive began to spin wildly, and after a while, he smelled the smell of burning.

After a while, the Flame Empress reported, "I used a data bomb to destroy the hard drive of this game company, and if you want to blow up their server, you still need to start installing the bomb from reality, it will take a little time." ”

Lu Yu, "....... ”