In the school, Lu Yu and Gretchen are alone and widowed, living in the same room, and they are doing that kind of thing......

"Yu, help me get the tweezers."

Lu Yu handed the tweezers to Grechen, restrained his desire to take the syringe and give Uncle Wolf a needle, and then thought in his heart about how to get some blood from Uncle Wolf.

There's no way, although Uncle Wolf was beaten to a coma, but his body is strong, and not a drop of blood has flowed out, so how can he take blood from Uncle Wolf.

And Gretchen, it's been two hours, don't you want to go to the toilet to pee or something? It's really not okay, you go out and rest, rub your eyes or something, you've been in the medical room, it's hard for me to do it.

"Gretchen."

"Huh?"

"You've been doing it for so long, are you tired, do you want to go and rest?"

"Oh, no, you can rest by yourself if you want to rest, in fact, I can be busy alone."

I know you're busy, but that's not what I'm going to talk about.

Lu Yu: "Then are you thirsty?" How about we go outside for a cup of tea? ”

"No need, if you're thirsty, go drink water, I'm not thirsty yet."

Plan failure ×.

Lu Yu thought for a while, it was probably not possible to let Grechen out, and Uncle Wolf didn't know when he would wake up, although he looked quite embarrassed now, but he couldn't stand up to other people's physical strength, and it wouldn't take long for any injury to get better, and it was already very unexpected to lie down for so long this time.

It seems that the only way to do it is to make strange moves.

"Captain Dragonfly, it's up to you this time." Lu Yu communicated with Captain Dragonfly through the system.

"Me?" Captain Dragonfly was stunned.

"Yes, use lust to tease her." Lu Yu said: "You know, it's the kind of male creature that girls like so much, and they don't have any clothes on their bodies to tease her and steal her attention." ”

There was no way, there was only one chance, so I had to sacrifice the hue of Captain Dragonfly.

But he diverged his thinking, Captain Dragonfly, as a middle-aged uncle, seems to be still single? Then this wave is not a loss.

Captain Dragonfly outside the door took his finger and spun it in a circle a little above his temple, and a black and bold question mark popped out of it.

An unclothed male creature who can flirt with women?

What is that?

I'll start by searching the world's network.

Captain Dragonfly begins to search the web.

Captain Dragonfly has searched for it.

He took out his cane and thrust it into the ground.

Boom!

A puff of white smoke came out, and when the smoke cleared, Captain Dragonfly turned into a creature with dark eyes, a round body, and short limbs.

"I'm here......."

Captain Dragonfly was unsteady on his feet, fell to the ground with a thud, and then rolled up in the hallway, banging, on the door.

In the medical room, Gretchen, who was observing the electrocardiogram, heard the sound and got up to open the door outside, and was stunned when he saw a black and white round creature outside the door.

Lu Yu in the back looked at the creatures rolling in and was stunned.

This is a panda?

But the question is, how can there be pandas here?

"Could it be that Professor Charles stole it from the East?"

Just as he was contemplating whether to report Professor Charles for stealing a national treasure, he saw the round panda wink at him.

Lu Yu: I'm gone, I'm not mistaken, the national treasure actually winked at me?

Captain Dragonfly: "It's me." ”

Lu Yu: "......." ”

I told you to turn into a peerless beautiful man to flirt with Gretchen and draw her attention away so that I could create an opportunity, and you turned out to be such a cute thing?

Can this cute thing tease a high-IQ woman like Gretchen who took the doctorate exam at a young age?

"What a cute little thing, where did it come from?" Gretchen picked up the national treasure from the ground, turned his head to Lu Yu and said, "Yu, you are here to help take care of our compatriots, I will go to it first to find something to eat, it should be hungry." ”

wtf????

Where do you tell it's hungry?

Why can't I find out it's hungry?

Lu Yu watched sideways as Gretchen left the medical room with the national treasure, and finally found that no matter how high the IQ was, a woman could not escape the attraction of cute things.

In these years, men are not as good as pandas.

"Okay."

Lu Yu saw that Gretchen was gone, so he quickly took a syringe and pierced it in the arm of the unconscious Uncle Wolf, drew a little blood and threw it into the system space, fortunately, the system only needs a little blood to collect the blood of mutants, otherwise if it is thrown in whole like Thor's hammer and the destroyer, then he will not have to drain Uncle Wolf's blood.

At that time, it is estimated that he will be able to hear the game system reminder of "Marvel OL": Your friend Uncle Wolf has been offline from "Marvel OL", if you need to find it, please quit the game and go back to hell.

But when he thought about it, Uncle Wolf's recovery ability seemed to be second only to the little, and he might not be able to die if his blood was drained.

Lu Yu: "System, how many points do I have now?" ”

System: "0.2 points? ”

Lu Yu: "Uncle Wolf's ability is worth so much?" ”

System: "The blood has a self-healing factor and a strong self-healing ability, but the development prospect is too small, and there are not many points that can be redeemed." ”

Lu Yu: "Okay. ”

Everything is up to the system uncle, but he is not surprised by this, even Thor's hammer is worth one point, and the blood value of these mutants must not exceed Thor's hammer, he is already very satisfied if he can have 0.2, and he is ready for 0.02 in his heart.

Lu Yu got Uncle Wolf's blood, and he lost interest in Uncle Wolf, although Uncle Wolf is extremely masculine, but there is no way, who calls Uncle Wolf a man, as the so-called same-sex repulsion, opposite-sex attraction, he thinks, or little Lori and little sister cute.

Coming out of the infirmary, Lu Yu saw Gretchen feeding the cats in the corridor...... No, it's feeding the pandas.

But Gretchen, do you have any misunderstanding about our panda, the national treasure of Greater China? You actually feed it meatballs and barbecue?

As a good person, he felt that he still had an obligation to remind her.

"Gretchen, pandas eat bamboo."

Lu Yu reminded.

Gretchen: "Eat bamboo? Doesn't it eat grilled meats and meatballs? ”

After speaking, Gretchen also took out his mobile phone to show Lu Yu.

On Twitter, Gretchen posted a picture of Zhang Guobao and asked: Who knows this animal? What does it eat?

The following answer is: This is a giant panda, its bite force is second only to the polar bear, the same as the brown bear, the running speed can exceed the maximum speed of the Usain Bolt flat in the mountains at an altitude of 2,000 meters, and it can climb a tree more than 20 meters above sea level, and play with three or four wolves as a cushion.

Its favorite foods are meatballs and grilled meat.

wtf????

Who is the mentally retarded person who wrote this answer?

If you don't understand, don't pretend to be forced.

Let me pretend to be this wave.

Lu Yu looked down and finally saw who the answerer was.

Captain Dragonfly?????