After dinner.

Ye Qian and her mother were watching TV in the living room.

I came to the study alone, sat in a chair, and turned on the computer.

"In the future, try to complete everything before 10 o'clock," Ye Qian came over and said at this time, "My mother goes to bed on time at 10 o'clock at night, and she will wake up at the slightest movement, and she will never sleep all night after waking up!" ”

"Okay!" I smiled and said, "I'm trying to change my habits, code during the day and rest at night!" ”

"Also, don't smoke and drink, don't stay up late," Ye Qian said seriously, "It's good for the body!" ”

"Thank you for your concern!" I laughed.

Ye Qian turned around and walked out of the study.

I looked at the computer, but my mind was already a mess.

After I took a bath in Ye Qian, I washed myself, and then went into the house and got ready to sleep.

There are three rooms in the house, one for me, one for Ye Qian, and one for the old lady.

The night grew deeper.

I didn't feel sleepy.

I got up and stood at the window, pulled out my cigarette, thought about it, put it back in, and then looked at the still noisy street outside, and began to think about it.

At this time, Ye Qian quietly pushed the door in.

"I knew you weren't sleeping!" Ye Qian whispered.

"You know I've been coding black and white upside down for so many years, smoking, drinking, and staying up all night!" I said helplessly.

"Of course I know," Ye Qian said softly, "slowly you will change!" Everyone lives together, they have to accommodate each other, and the days to come will be long! Ye Qian said and wrapped up like a snake, and her slender fingers began to grope around my body, "Be quiet when you do it, my mother must not have slept!" ”

"I really don't want to do it," I said with a blank face, "and I'm really tired after a busy day!" ”

Ye Qian's hand stopped groping.

She sighed softly and stood silently in front of the window, looking out at the street without saying a word.

I vaguely saw that Ye Qian's eyes were crystal bright, and there seemed to be tears flashing.

"I'm sorry!" I said and stretched out my arm to hug Ye Qian.

Ye Qian pushed me away and turned around and walked out of the room.

The night is still difficult.

I'm still not sleepy.

It was only at dawn that I fell asleep.

The days go by.

After the day is night, and after night it is day.

I couldn't sleep every night and my nerves started to weaken.

I finally managed to make myself unable to sleep at night and wake up during the day.

Finally, one day, I couldn't take it anymore.

"I want to move out!" I said to Ye Qian seriously.

"Back to the urban village?" Ye Qian asked.

"You can move anywhere!" I was disappointed and said, "If you don't smoke, don't drink, or stay up late, you won't be able to change it for at least a while." ”

"I don't blame you," Ye Qian said seriously, "I've been thinking about this these days, it's a little awkward for the three of us to live together, and my mother still hasn't fully accepted you!" ”

I smiled wryly.

Ye Qian frowned.

"I'll tell you a joke!" I told Ye Qian seriously, "A writer from Beipiao was driving a car, and suddenly, he saw the right turn signal of a car in front of him start flashing, so he muttered in his heart: 'Oh, it looks like I want to turn right!' However, he saw a beautiful woman holding out her left hand from the front window, with her palm facing back. The writer asked, puzzled: 'Hey! Are you going to turn right or left? The beautiful woman said, 'Of course I'm going to turn right!' The writer asked, 'Then what do you mean by stretching out your left hand backwards?' The beautiful woman snorted and said, "I'm going to cool dry my freshly applied nail polish!" Do you see that the color is beautiful? ’”

I started laughing when I finished.

Ye Qian looked at me expressionlessly.

"You have time to think more about making books," Ye Qian said impatiently, "Don't tell these nonsense jokes, okay!" ”

"I'm just thinking about making books!" I said to Ye Qian seriously, "I want to plan a car humor book, in the form of a joke and a warm reminder, according to the basic elements of road traffic such as people, cars, roads, and the environment. The new humorous jokes about driving are borrowed from the 'baggage' of traditional humorous jokes and strive to innovate and connect with social hotspots, so that humorous jokes are more connotative and worthy of taste. Just like the joke just now, here are the top 10 driving vices that female drivers should correct......"

Ye Qian looked at me with extremely sharp eyes.

I shut my mouth in a huff.

"Go on," Ye Qianling said sharply, "the publication of similar books? ”

"No book of its kind has been published!" I say for sure.

"What are the features and selling points of this book?"

"The most popular life language, the funniest driving humor, the most practical driving experience, the most relaxed reading experience!"

"The main line?" Ye Qian couldn't wait to ask.

"The main line is," I said unhurriedly, "this book is a beautiful fashion writer who interprets all sorts of witty jokes that she experiences and sees while driving." As you laugh at it, remind motorists to learn the lessons from these humorous jokes. ”

"Not bad!" Ye Qian said happily, "There is no such book on the market now, it is a blank!" ”

"Then make a set of four," I said happily, "this series of books interprets all kinds of interesting humorous jokes she has experienced and seen in learning to drive, driving, using cars, playing with cars, etc., from the perspective of a beautiful writer, plus concise and warm tips, so that readers can taste the happiness brought by car humor, and subtly grasp the experience of various car owners." ”

"It's just your choice," Ye Qian said with a serious face, "You still live in this house!" My mother and I live in the suite by the Xiba River, you can make books with peace of mind! If you miss me, just call, I'm on call! ”

"Don't stress me too much, okay?" I said with a laugh.

"What I said is true!" Ye Qian smiled coquettishly.

"Then I'll tell you another car humor joke, okay!" I said excitedly to Ye Qian.

"Talk about it!" Ye Qian urged, "Hurry up and go back to make a sample chapter!" ”

I smiled and was so happy.

I saw Ye Qian, who was frowning just now, frowning and smiling.