"It's my little tooth and little apple, I can't love it too much

The little red face warms my heart

Light up the fire of my life, fire! ”

In the spaceship, Star-Lord wore a headset and sang loudly.

"No, I mean, you lent me the spaceship, why did you come with me, and you still rely on me and refuse to leave?" Lu Yu looked at Star-Lord speechlessly.

Nonsense, if I don't come along, what if you run away with my spaceship?

Star-Lord glanced at Lu Yu, and after lending the spaceship to Lu Yu, he felt that it was better to look at it himself, after all, it was all his belongings, so he directly asked the Avengers for a suit and ran over.

Of course, this kind of reason cannot be declared, and how can a creditor say in front of the debtor that he is not worried about the other party and is afraid that the other party will run away.

So he made an excuse and said, "Because I want to see what the rest of the timeline looks like." ”

Lu Yu: "......." ”

"Then tell me why you're singing Little Apple?" Lu Yu asked, there is no reason, you are a white man, what kind of little apple you sing, or sing in Chinese, and you sing so ugly.

"Because I like it."

After Star-Lord finished speaking, he sang again, and the angry Lu Yu couldn't wait to shut his mouth.

You say you can sing it, why are the lyrics all wrong, don't you know that I'm a Virgo, do you have obsessive-compulsive disorder?

Of course, Star-Lord didn't know what Lu Yu was thinking, and he sang more and more high-pitched.

"It's my little apple, like the most beautiful cloud in the sky

Spring has come again and the hillsides are full of flowers

If you plant hope, you will reap the rewards, and you will never feel that you are annoying! ”

As a native of the earth, he hasn't been back to Earth for decades, and he finally came back, of course, to update his song list.

Considering that he is now in the stage of pursuing a new wife, he decisively asked for a recommendation on the Internet to pursue a song about his wife, and then this little apple was pushed up by netizens.

The American Music Award work, the melody of the song is simple and easy to remember, and the lyrics are even more straightforward, which is to show love.

Na Jarvis translated the text, and he looked at it, yo, isn't this lyric a reflection of my love for Gamora?

So he decisively put this song at the top of the song list, and when he had nothing to do, he took it out and sang it loudly to Gamora to show his love.

"Gamora, I suggest you take care of your lover, he's playing with noise pollution." Lu Yu turned to look at Gamora and said.

I can't control your tease, but someone can, can't I just ask her to take care of it.

"What noise pollution, you don't know how to enjoy music." Star-Lord retorted.

Gamora heard this, and the man didn't speak, and walked straight towards Star-Lord.

Star-Lord suddenly stepped back, "Gamora, don't come here, if you don't like this song, we can change the song, for example, how about you see this song 'The end of the vast world is my love, and the flowers are blooming at the foot of the green hills'?" If you think it sounds good, I'll sing this song to you. ”

Gamora ignored him and continued on his way.

Star-Lord continued to step back, "Gamora, if you don't like it, I can change the song, like this one, 'Love is not something you want to sell, you can sell if you want to buy, let me break away, let me understand your love'." ”

While!

Star-Lord's back slammed into the wall of the ship, and there was no way to retreat.

Gamora saw this, but without saying a word, kicked him in the crotch of his pants.

"I'm in the way!"

Star-Lord blocks with both hands, blocking Gamora's feet.

In the next second, a fist slammed into Star-Lord's right eye, instantly smashing his right eye into a blue nose and swollen face.

"I'm Gamora in society, and people don't talk much." Lu Yu praised, and almost clapped his hands.

Star-Lord's comic comparison should be treated by a violent woman like Gamora, and nothing else is good.

Star-Lord covered his right eye and looked at Gamora walking back, and sang in a trembling voice, "How can I bear to blame you for making a mistake, I gave you too much freedom, and made it even more lonely, so that you will fall into the whirlpool of feelings." ”

"Gamora, I think you should make him unable to open his mouth, otherwise the noise will be gone." Lu Yu said.

"No, I'll shut up."

Seeing Gamora stop his body and even continue to think about it, Star-Lord suddenly exclaimed, "Can't I shut up?" I really don't understand why you can't enjoy such a beautiful song. ”

"It's okay with the song, it's you who sing it too badly." Lu Yu pouted, sang badly, and sang the wrong lyrics, not what noise pollution was.

"Master." The Flame Empress suddenly popped out and projected her image into the middle, "There's a ship in front of us, sending out a signal to request communication, whether to pick up their signal or not." ”

"Don't pick it up, it's possible a space pirate." Star-Lord immediately spoke.

"Pick it up!"

Lu Yu only said one word.

It would be nice if it was a Space Pirate, he would have one more spaceship, so that even if Star-Lord's ship went wrong, he would have a spare ship.

The Flame Empress immediately brought in the communication.

Star-Lord protested, "I'm the captain, why is it useless for me to talk." ”

"I'm sorry, I'm the captain, you're overdue."

Zira ......

An Pulsatilla with black eyeliner, silver lip studs, and a leather cloak bowed with an exaggerated bow, "Hello, Star-Lord Peter Queir, the captain of the Guardians of the Galaxy from other timelines, hello, Gamora, the daughter of Thanos from other timelines, hello, Lu Yu, the owner of the pan-multiverse timeline supermarket chain, my name is Tanlia Tiwan, it's a pleasure to meet you." ”

"Collector Tivan, the ...... of the Universe." Gamora's face became solemn.

"Tivan, I'm so happy to see that you're still alive and well." Star-Lord said nonsense, "In our timeline, you were killed by Thanos, I was sad at the time, after all, you still owe me a lot of money that you didn't give me, now please give it to me." ”

Pay your own debts.

There's nothing wrong with it.

Lu Yu was not as funny as Star-Lord, and his face had already become solemn when the collector Tiwan shouted out a series of titles.

Collector Tanya Tivan, one of the elders of the universe, is an ancient being second only to the five founding gods.

Although he did not show his strength in the movie, his strength should not be underestimated.

First of all, in the movie "Thor 2", when Odin got the reality gem, he felt that the reality gem would attract the peep of the evil forces in the universe, and chose to give the reality gem to the collector.

It is clear that Odin considered it safer for the Reality Gem to be kept by a collector than it was for him to keep it himself.

Secondly, in the movie "Avengers 3", although Thanos used the reality gem to create the scene of imprisoning the collector Tiwan, after the power of the reality gem was revoked, the scene in the skull of the ancient gods was exactly the same as the scene after being destroyed by the power gem, that is, Thanos did not fight the collector Tiwan.

Collector Tivan is supposed to have chosen to give the Reality Gem to Thanos for unknown reasons.

Finally, Collector Tivan can tell that Gamora and Star-Lord are beings from other timelines, proving that his abilities should be rumored to be immortality, time travel, and foreseeing the future!