Chapter 287: It's all foxes

This kind of god-like prophet is the most annoying.

Lu Yu's face remained unchanged, but he complained in his heart, where are you from, where are you going, and where is the future, people have seen it clearly in the prophecy, in front of him, you are *naked*, without a trace of defense.

"Actually, I'm a good person and never predict other people's future." Collector Tivan smiled lightly, "The more you know, the more boring you get, and for an old man like me, who has lived for billions of years, boredom is the biggest enemy." ”

"Billions of years?" Star-Lord exclaimed, although he had known that the collector Tivan was very old and claimed to be a lifeform that had existed since the beginning of the Big Bang, he was still shocked to hear him say that he had lived billions of lives.

I believe you're a big-headed ghost.

Lu Yu's eyes were full of vigilance when he looked at the collector Tiwan, he didn't make any expression just now, but the collector Tiwan saw through his mind very straightforwardly.

These guys, who have lived for billions of years, have all become vixens.

"Why don't you believe me, I really don't prophesy." Collector Tivan smiled and bent down, "Pan Multiverse Timeline supermarket chain owner, please allow me to propose a deal to you. ”

"I refuse." Lu Yu refused without hesitation.

I know what you want, but I'm not going to give it to you.

I'm too little of this kind of thing, so I'll give it back to you? Dream your big spring and autumn dreams.

"Why?" Collector Tivan blinked: "Don't you like money very much?" I have money, I will buy as much as you want, hundreds of billions, trillions, tens of trillions, tell me a price, and I will give it all. ”

Money is really just a number to him.

In billions of years of life, even if you only earn 10,000 yuan a year, it adds up to astronomical amounts.

What's more, he has created countless cosmic groups in his long life, and the money he has has exceeded the scope of human statistics.

Tens of trillions ......

Local tyrants.

Star-Lord slowly walked over to Gamora and whispered in her ear, "Gamora, I have a bold idea, we ......." ”

"You're looking for death."

Gamora turned around and kicked Star-Lord into the crotch.

Star-Lord felt the unbearable pain of life on the spot.

"I warn you, if you dare to attack my idea again, I will make you a eunuch." Gamora took out his dagger and said fiercely.

Star-Lord clutched his crotch and was about to cry, "...... Actually, what I want to say is, let's rob Tiwan. ”

"Ahh Uh-huh...... In fact, what I want to say is, don't always think about robbing others, we must be safe and secure. Gamora tilted his head in embarrassment, as for admitting his mistake? If it doesn't exist, I, Gamora, will never admit my mistake in front of Star-Lord, don't even think about it.

Tens of trillions.

Lu Yu's heart was moved...... It's weird.

The collector's money is used for wool, and the system uncle collects the currency on the earth, not alien currency, for him, the tens of trillions in the collector's mouth are a pile of waste paper, no, it's not even as good as waste paper, it's too hard to wipe your ass.

"Can't you satisfy a poor lonely old man's only hobby of collecting?" Collector Tiwan looked at Lu Yu pitifully, "If I see an item I want to collect but can't collect it, I will be tortured to death by this damn collection desire." ”

"Sorry, Infinity Stones are not for sale." Lu Yu refused without hesitation.

For collectors, Lu Yu can only be described as hehe.

Collectible?

Isn't this something you've cultivated to be bored for a long time? If you really can't restrain your desire to collect, in "Avengers 3" will you give the Infinity Stones to Thanos?

It's all billions of years old foxes, what do you play and talk about fasting, I don't believe a word of what you say.

"I've always believed that what is not for sale is something that you have to pay a lot to buy." Collector Tiwan looked at the Infinity Stones in Lu Yu's hand, and his eyes were filled with irrepressible desire, "Say a number, I must be satisfied if I can meet it." ”

Lu Yu's eyes lit up, "Really?" ”

"Of course it's true." The collector Tiwan said with a smile, it's not terrible to have a request, but it's terrible to have no requirements, if you dare to put it forward, I will dare to do it for you.

"I want tens of trillions." Lu Yu opened his mouth widely, "The dollar, and the currency issued by the United States on the earth, must not be printed privately." ”

As long as the collector Tivan dares to give, he dares to sell.

It's a big deal to go back and rely on your luck comparable to that of the Emperor to draw out the Infinity Stones, even if you can't draw the Infinity Stones, you can draw other items that are more powerful than the Infinity Stones.

He believed that with Uncle System's concubine host all over the multiverse, it must have collected a lot of good things.

Collector Tivan's face froze, tens of trillions are not a problem, but specify the dollar...... MMP, the number of dollars circulating on the earth market is still unknown, how do you ask me to exchange dollars?

"Actually, the dollar is only the currency of a small country, this currency is not used by even the lowest Tarios in the universe, I suggest you exchange the dollar for the universal currency in the universe, which is used by almost all civilizations and races." Collector Tivan flickered...... No, it's Amway.

There is no way, there is too little currency in circulation in the United States, even if he uses a lot of technology to smash the Americans, he can't smash it.

On the contrary, it doesn't matter if the universal currency of the universe is in circulation, the currency in circulation is as high as tens of trillions of trillions, and tens of trillions of universal currencies are drizzle.

"All I want is dollars." Lu Yu said very resolutely, I'm sorry, Uncle System only needs dollars, I'm just a part-time worker, what he says is what.

"Well, I'll try to get tens of trillions of dollars." The collector Tivan said, "I'll allow me to trade with you then." ”

He decided that he would go back and smash the United States with technology.

What, you say that the government has no money and there is too little currency in circulation? Won't you start the money printing press to print?

What, you said you started the money printing press and printed for fear that inflation would cause chaos?

I'm sorry, it's my business, I'm not worried, I'll hire you an army, and whoever dares to move will shoot whomever you want.

"Absolutely." With these tens of trillions of dollars, he won't be called Long Aotian if he doesn't empty the big turntable of the system uncle.

Uncle System suddenly came out, "You weren't called Long Aotian in the first place." ”

"But I don't think I'm any different from Long Aotian now." As soon as he left the earth, he met the collector Tiwan, and the other party cried and shouted to make a deal with him, isn't this the kind of routine that Long Aotian used to shake his tiger body and send money immediately.

Lu Yu felt that he could remove the Lu in front of his name Lu Aotian and change it to Long Aotian.

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