Chapter 52: The Mouse Chooses the Topic to Make You Laugh
Ye Qian and I went back to her residence.
Dead.
After lingering sorrow.
"By the way," Ye Qian suddenly asked me as if she remembered something, "What books have you been busy with lately?" ”
"Love Mouse Enlightenment." I said softly.
"What?" Ye Qian asked in surprise.
"Love, Mouse, Enlightenment," I smiled, "After finishing a set of two manuscripts of So Simple, I immediately started the second book topic. The second book topic is related to mice, because books about rats are selling very well now, and love is an eternal topic. Therefore, Lao Yang and I planned the book topic "Love Mouse Enlightenment" together. ”
"This is outrageous!" Ye Qian thought about it and said.
"The idea," I explained, "is to use the distinctive biological characteristics, living habits, and cultural characteristics of mice as a medium to express the diversity, complexity, and competition of modern people's love life." ”
"Here's an example!" Ye Qian urged with interest.
"Let's start with finding love!" I explained in a serious way, "Where is the delicious food?" The rats happily say, 'It's not in heaven, it's not in hell, and no one will bring it to our mouths, it's just in our constant search.'" Sniffing here, sniffing there, the joy of finding food is the greatest joy of our lives! ’”
"There are rats," Ye Qian laughed, "How to connect with love?" ”
"Where is beautiful love?" I laughed, "It's not in heaven, it's not in hell, and no one will give it to us, it's only in our constant search." Look here, look there, the greatest joy in life is the happiness of finding and obtaining love! ”
"It's a bit reliable," Ye Qian thought about it, "but I always feel that something is wrong?" ”
"Let's talk about getting love!" I smiled and said, "How can I get delicious food?" The rats whispered, 'Look east, look west, listen carefully, and then crawl gently toward the food when there is no danger.' To obtain food, you must be bold and careful, have clear eyes and ears, and have quick legs and feet. ’”
"How do you connect with love?" Ye Qian asked.
"How can we get a good love?" I said earnestly, "Take a look, listen, think again, and then approach when the time comes." To get love, you must be busy and leisurely, and you must be anxious when you are slow; Don't let opportunities slip away easily, and don't be fooled by illusions and fail miserably. ”
"I still think something is wrong?" Ye Qian looked suspicious.
"Don't worry, I'll talk about managing love again!" I said in all seriousness, "How can we survive better?" The rats sincerely said, 'Don't eat alone, don't fight in the nest, and don't be selfish.' The secret of survival is to unite each other, benefit each other, and help each other. ’”
"How do you connect with love?" Ye Qian looked puzzled.
"How can we manage love better?" I smiled, "Be honest and friendly; Be passionate; Be respectful of each other; Be peaceful; Have dreams in your heart; Be free; to frolic and play; To create surprises; Learn to be merciful; Learn to appreciate; Learn to be intimate; Learn to chat...... The secret of managing love is to share, share, help each other, and love each other. ”
"Don't stop!" Ye Qian laughed, "Go on!" ”
"Finally, the dangers of love," I said with a smile, "rodenticides, rat traps, sticky rat nets, cats, and humans, all kinds of dangers pose a great threat to the survival of rats." However, wherever people go, they still follow. For rodents, food is a danger; For human beings, love comes with risk. When danger comes, whether to escape or face it is often determined by our state of mind, which in turn determines our fate. A positive mindset can bring out our own intelligence, while a negative mindset can tie our hands and feet and stop us from moving forward. Blindly avoid the risks that are worth taking, and you will not be able to live with a good love. ”
"Anything else?" Ye Qian said in a weird way, "If you have it, just say, let me have a good experience!" ”
"And "Marriage Mouse Enlightenment"." I said it seriously.
"What?" Ye Qian asked in surprise.
"Marriage, rat, Enlightenment," I said with a smirk, "take getting married!" How can I have my own nest? The rats happily said, 'You need to build, and you need to maintain it all the time.' Only a nest built by yourself will make you feel safe and comfortable to live in! ’”
"There are mice," Ye Qian smiled, "How do you connect with marriage?" ”
"How can we have a good marriage?" I said seriously, "You need to choose, you need to build, and you need to maintain it all the time." Only by cherishing your marriage can you feel happiness and sweetness! ”
"Go on!" Ye Qian laughed.
"How can we live happily?" I laughed," said the rats, cheerfully: 'Always have hope, always have faith, and more importantly, be positive and optimistic in the face of danger.' Only by taking food as happiness and happiness as obtaining food can you be happy and happy every day! 'How can we run a marriage happily?' You need to always have hope, you have to have faith, and you have to be positive and optimistic in the face of adversity. Only by treating marriage as work and work as marriage can you be happy and happy every day! ”
"Is it over?" Ye Qian asked pretendedly.
"Not yet," I said with a smile, "how can I protect my lair?" The rats whispered, 'Prevent smoking, waterproofing, and poisonous snakes.' Only by building their nests under the stacks of wood and the walls of their houses did they dare not burn them, nor do they dare to irrigate them, let alone let poisonous snakes enter their homes. 'How can I preserve my marriage?' Get rid of the root cause of the problem! It is necessary to cut the fuse that caused the war! It is also necessary to constantly strengthen the bond of affection! Even if there is a problem, take the initiative to solve it and don't let it automatically turn into a crisis! Only by maintaining it at all times can a marriage always be complete! ”
"Not now, right?" Ye Qian asked thoughtfully.
"And," I said in all seriousness, "how can we master the secret of survival?" The rats said happily, 'You have to be gregarious, you have to forage for food alone, and you have to learn to have fun in a cold and dark environment!' The secret of survival is to base everything on the way of nature. 'How can you grasp the secret of marriage?' It is necessary to be intimate and interactive, but also to make each other 'sexually interesting'! The secret of marriage is to grasp the two-way interaction between giving and receiving! ”
"I'll never ask you what books you make again!" Ye Qian said bitterly.
"Why?" I asked, puzzled.
"We are not all the way," Ye Qian said seriously, "I am separated from your world!" ”
"Actually, to be honest," I said seriously, "I'm not very optimistic about this topic!" ”
"Then why are you doing it?"
"For the money!"
"Fortunately, I didn't ask you about this topic before eating," Ye Qian said with a smile, "Otherwise, I would have saved today's dinner!" ”
"Fortunately, I didn't tell you about this topic before I did that," I said with the same smirk, "otherwise you might have saved me the money for doing that just now!" ”
"You're right!" Ye Qian laughed.
I smiled.
My head is starting to crawl with rats.
"I'll tell you a joke!" I smiled and said to Ye Qian, "I wrote it, and it was published in the magazine "Happy Forest" this year. After telling this joke, it will definitely change your opinion about mice and sparrows! ”
"Please!" Ye Qian smiled.
"The title is 'The Sparrow and God,'" I said with a laugh, "and God said to the Sparrow, 'I thought about it, and I was a little embarrassed to have caused you to be like this, because the feathers were not gorgeous, and the cry was not good, and the physique was not strong.......' It's not fair to you. Now give you a chance to change, do you choose a tactful singing voice, a muscular physique, or a talking tongue? The sparrow didn't even think about it, but chirped, 'Why do you want such a graceful singing voice?' Is it like a lark who is put in a cage and let those old men walk and dangle all day long? What do you need with such developed muscles and a strong physique? Is it like a turtledove that people shoot one by one, and can you eat two more bites when stir-frying, roasting, and roasting? As for the talking tongue, we don't want to be chained to the iron frame like a parrot like an idiot, and learn to sing along all day long...... I think it's still the same! Just dressed up as a grizzled ordinary person, it is better to go deep into the masses and go deep into the grassroots masses in order to survive better! God shook his head and lamented, 'Oh! What a world! Just now I also wanted to change the mouse into a mink, so that they are also fashionable and fashionable, personality, who knows that they are so scared that they go straight to the cat's arms, saying that if you give them a mink, it is better to let the cat eat now, save being caught and then peeling and refining, and finally not feed the rest to the cat! God looked at the sparrow flying away, and continued to lament: 'It seems that I don't need to look for flies, and I guess he doesn't want to have a pair of wings as beautiful as butterflies to fly around!' ’”
"You can really write," Ye Qian praised, "It's very meaningful!" ”
"Has this changed your mind about rats and sparrows?" I asked Ye Qian with a smile.
"Changed," Ye Qian smiled, "Changed my opinion of mice and sparrows, but my opinion of your topic is still the same old cow - still!" ”