I finally decided to make the book "Love Mouse Enlightenment".

When I'm not coding words, I'll go with Miao Han to the wilderness by the railroad to look for the legendary gold bar.

"My boyfriend once emphasized a detail on the phone," Miao Han said while standing on the side of the railway, "he said that when he walked by the railway with the gold bar, he obviously saw the road, but when he stepped down, he fell under the railway foundation, and then he evaded the pursuit in the grass, ran a few more steps, found a small pit, so he buried the gold bar in it, and then ran away from the place where Huilongguan Village was! ”

"It's the road, but you fell?" I thought.

"Did you think he had encountered a ghost?" Miao Han asked mysteriously.

"I've never believed in any gods," I said earnestly, "but I believe what he says!" ”

"What do you think that's because?" Miao Han asked with interest.

"I know a lot about driving," I said seriously, "but in seemingly normal road situations, there is still a traffic hazard in moving vehicles." In the first case, there are also large potholes on the seemingly flat road; In the second case, the seemingly spacious road surface is often equipped with grooves or hard bumps. If you are not familiar with the road conditions and the speed is fast, both of these situations can easily cause the vehicle to bump strongly, and then you can't control the direction......"

"He ran away on foot, not driving!" Miao Han reminded.

"I know," I said earnestly, "I mean that! When your boyfriend runs away by the railroad, it's like a moving vehicle. He said that what he saw was a flat normal road, which meant that he was following a flat normal road. But he said that a ghost fell like a normal car suddenly losing its direction, simply because there were large potholes on a flat road, or a groove or hard bump in the seemingly spacious road. If it's a hard bump or a groove, he's sure to fall forward; If it was a pothole, the direction in which he fell would have been different. He said he fell under the railroad foundation, indicating that the deepest part of the pothole was inclined towards the railroad side......"

"Anyway, the place where he fell must be a special terrain," Miao Han pondered, "Is that what you mean?" ”

"Yes!" I said with certainty, "That's what it means!" ”

"There is very little construction near the railway foundation," Miao Han said with a serious face, "at least there shouldn't be much change in the past few years, let's look for it!" ”

"Just find the place where he fell," I said confidently, "and there's basically a show!" ”

Miao Han smiled and nodded.

My heart was beaming.

"But," said Miao Han hesitantly, "will we arouse suspicion if we hang around the railroad all day?" ”

"It's possible," I thought to myself, "that the next time we take a book of poems and pretend to be a poet, we'll recite poetry when we meet someone suspicious, and the poetry will flourish!" ”

"I think it's more appropriate to disguise ourselves as picking rags," Miao Han said with a serious face, "We are picking up plastic bottles and cans while looking for gold bars, and even if we don't find them in the end, we won't go home empty-handed every time, right?" ”

"Yes!" I smiled, "The thief doesn't go empty, doesn't that mean it?" ”

Miao Han smiled and leaned back.

I smiled silently.

Miaohan and I did what we said.

I decided to disguise myself as a poet with a copy of "Selected Love Poems of the World" in my hand.

Miao Han decided to disguise herself as a rag picker, carrying a snakeskin bag and a thin iron rod.

I began to recite poetry and search for it.

Miao Han began to pick up the rags as she searched for them in the woods not far from me.

There was silence in the wilderness.

Suddenly, Miao Han quietly ran to my side.

"Oh no," Miao Han said to me with a frightened expression, "there's a woman tied up in the tree over there, and that bad guy is molesting her!" ”

"In broad daylight, is there anything else?" I said indignantly, "Give me the thin iron rod in your hand, and you will stand here and do not move!" ”

Miao Han nodded earnestly.

I walked deep into the woods with a thin iron rod, my heart pounding.

At this moment, a low moan was heard.

I followed the sound and looked—

A woman is being tied up with five flowers and still stuffed in her mouth!

A gangster was molesting her with a satisfied face.

"Stop!" I shouted, "The North Drifter is here!" ”

"What should I do, what should I do!" The gangster said with a look of disdain, "Don't harass us!" ”

"Look at the stick!" As I spoke, I ran over with a thin iron rod.

Under my feet, dust was flying.

After a while, the gangster was lying on the ground moaning, and his pants had not had time to be lifted.

At this time, the siren sounded from far and near.

"It's me who called the police," Miao Han said to me from a short distance, "I'm afraid of the police, so hide for a while, and you can tell the police!" ”

"Okay!" I said with a smile.

At this time, the woman who was tied up was looking at me with a look of horror.

"Don't be afraid!" I said to her seriously, "The police are coming soon, I'll take this thing out of your mouth first!" ”

The woman did not refuse.

I smoothly removed the unidentified object that was stuffed in her mouth.

"You just wait to pay for the medical bills!" The woman spat vigorously on the ground and said to me expressionlessly.

"Do what is righteous, no compensation!" I smiled.

Just then, the police appeared.

"That's my husband," the woman explained to the police, "and we were playing some fresh things in the wilderness, and we were attacked by this gangster with a thin iron rod, and he wanted to insult me!" ”

"Oops! Damn! I exclaimed, "What the hell is going on?" ”

"Get in the car!" The police said to me, "Waiting to be handcuffed?" ”

I got into the police car in a huff.

At the sound of the siren, I suddenly remembered a poem I had just memorized halfway through:

"The farthest distance in the world is the distance between fish and birds, one in the sky, the other deep in the bottom of the sea......"

I walked out of the police station in a bad mood.

Ye Qian was silently by my side.

"I'm sorry," I said to Ye Qian seriously, "please come and redeem me!" ”

"You said that you are really," Ye Qian said angrily, "It's not good to code words at home, what are you doing in the wilderness?" ”

"I really didn't know there were couples playing with that!" I hurriedly explained.

"You're still too pure," Ye Qian smiled, "Don't be nosy in the future." People are willing to mediate, and they can pay for some medical expenses. If the two are not willing to mediate, you can wait to go to the detention center! ”

"Then they want too much!" I said indignantly.

"10,000 yuan, it's time to buy a lesson!" Ye Qian comforted.

Just then, my phone rang.

When I looked, the caller was an unfamiliar number.

I wondered.

"Writer," Miaohan's voice came, "hurry up and get the money to ransom me!" The Tattered Kings kidnapped me, saying that I was robbing their business, and picking up rags on their territory without saying hello to them! ”

"I'll be right here!" I hurriedly asked, "Where are you?" ”

"It's by the canal not far away!" Miao Han said in a trembling voice.

"Don't be afraid," I said earnestly, "at once!" ”

"Hurry up!" Miao Han urged.

"Hurry up and drive me over," I hurriedly said to Ye Qian, "A friend has had an accident and has been kidnapped by the Tattered Kings!" ”

"I'm not going," Ye Qian said angrily, "You don't have to be nosy!" ”

"It doesn't work!" I said it seriously.

"Let's go!" Ye Qian smiled, "You drive, I don't know the place!" ”

I hurriedly opened the door and sat in the driver's seat.

The car is racing.

Soon, we came to a canal in the garden.

Miao Han was squatting on the ground with a dejected expression.

Three or four tattered kings surrounded her with various weapons.

"Did they move you?" I asked Miao Han.

"Nope!" Miao Han said aggrievedly, "But they scared me!" ”

"That's easy," I said, turning to the King of Rags, "She loves environmental protection and cleanliness because she loves environmental protection and cleanliness, and for the beauty and cleanliness of Longguan Town, it is specially approved by the mayor of the town!" Do you think she's like you to sell for money? Look at your unproductive appearances, did you drift north just to pick up rags? ”

"What are we doing?" A long-haired, rusty king said to me dissatisfiedly, "We are also freelancers, we don't need to commute to and from work at fixed hours, and we don't have the threat of computer radiation. When you are tired and sleepy, look up at the clouds in the sky, and look down at the flowers beside you, just like a wise man who was born calmly. If you're lucky, you might even pick up a lot of treasures! There are always many surprises in our work! ”

"Your state of mind, you should be a writer!" I said it seriously.

"I used to be a writer," said the King of Rags, solemnly, "for the sake of codewords, I drifted to Beijing!" All day long all night coding words, the result is that the cervical spine is not good, the waist is not good, the legs and feet are not good, and the skin of the face is not good, this computer syndrome is terrible! ”

"I'll talk to you about code words another day," I said to the Tattered King with a blank face, and then turned to Miao Han and said, "Throw that tattered tatter you picked up!" Get in! I see which of them dares to talk nonsense? Give them money, do they dare to ask for it? Illegal detention plus extortion and sexual harassment are enough for them to drink a pot! ”

Miao Han got into the car with a "whoosh".

I slowly got into the driver's seat, stepped on the accelerator, and the car was gone.

Behind the car, the dust was flying.

The Tattered Kings began to run wild in the dust.

"It's so slow," I said with a laugh, "no wonder it's a rag!" ”

"It's still your temperament good," Miao Han smiled, "At first glance, you are a Taoist person!" ”

"What's the relationship between the two of you?" Ye Qian spoke at this time.

"Landlord!" Miao Han said seriously, "I'm his landlady!" ”