Every time I passed through that terrifying wood, I clung to the Five Thunder Charms in my hand, but she always stood on the shore for a moment and saw me appear, and disappeared like the wind.

This red-clothed female ghost has been rumored to be a god, and they all say that she is the soul messenger of the underworld.

Unexpectedly, one day I got off the ship and really received a [Prefecture Notice].

It was written in a red handkerchief that read:

"Find out that Liu Xiaoxie is sinful, you still have 'four days' in the world, and it is written in blood-red letters on the back, the prefecture notice!"

Oh my god, scared the baby to death, and finally I showed it to my dad, and my dad looked at it and threw it in the trash, and I thought it might be a prank.

But when I got off the boat the next day, I had another notice in my pocket, and the name was the same as at the end, "You have three days left in the world."

"Who's who?"

I looked around with the charm in my hand, there was no one around, it was one o'clock in the middle of the night, I felt a cool breeze behind me, and I turned my head.

Nothing, I burned the notice of the underworld, buried it in the soil and stepped on it a few times, 'Even I dare to play, don't you know that Lao Tzu has beaten zombies?' ’

I lit a cigarette and frowned to see if there was any movement around me before returning home.

I really don't want to go to the city today, I haven't been in the city for a few days, Zhao Long and I went together, we made an appointment to go to the city to drink the kind of beer for two yuan a cup, because I am an adult, and my father gives me 50 yuan of pocket money every month.

The two of us were drinking, so I told him about this strange incident, and I asked, "Do you think it might be someone who is playing tricks on me, Wu Zhigang is dead, could it be that he has become a ghost and still won't let me go!" ”

"It's possible, the villages have not been peaceful recently, and all kinds of strange things have emerged one after another, and my black eggs often scream in the middle of the night!"

Zhao Long has a black dog called Black Egg at home, and he was almost slaughtered by my father a few days ago to get some blood.

My brows are all black lines, Lao Tzu has never encountered such a strange thing when he is so old, I am not so afraid if there are a few zongzi, but the current situation is that there is no ghost, only this strange dungeon notice.

I feel like I'm being stared at by a ghost behind my back, and I feel uncomfortable like I can't put it into words.

I drank two large cups in excitement, and my head was dizzy, when a fortune teller came up on the street and said to me: "You have a black face, surrounded by evil spirits, I am afraid you will not live for three days!" ”

As soon as I heard this, I suddenly became refreshed, this person can actually see that I am full of yin energy? So he said to it, "Is there any salvation then?" ”

To be honest, feng shui, fortune telling, the ancestors of the Liu family also have hereditary, but I haven't learned it at all, I understand it? The fortune teller asked me about my birthday, pinched his fingers and counted for a while and said, "I have calculated that you will have great trouble in three days, but it is not that you will not be rescued!" ”

"You're so powerful, how can you dodge?"

Although I received a notice from the prefecture, but I didn't care much, at this time the fortune teller said that I began to be afraid, anyway, there is no good thing in this life, I must have time to study and study by myself, and I can't always let others fool.

"You are sitting on the head of the seven killings, you will inevitably meet ghosts and evils, 18 years old is the day of your worst disaster, and these three days coincide with the black dog to seize the sun, it is the disaster in the disaster, do you know what the way to save you is?"

The fortune teller said to me, and I shook my head.

He said, "50 yuan, guarantee that you will dodge!" ”

I gritted my teeth, mother's old man only has 50 yuan in his pocket, how do you know, "Give!" ”

I threw the money at him, curious to see how he said it.

"Do you know what black and white impermanence fears the most?"

This fortune teller is in his thirties, and he seems to be very shrewd, and he may really be a bit of a Taoist, otherwise it would be impossible to see at a glance that I have a ghost in me.

I shook my head, so the fortune teller said: "This is my family's ancestral secret recipe, all ghosts and monsters possessed, life and death disasters, feces poured into the solution, the best way for you to avoid death is also human dung!" ”

"Human dung?"

I almost spit out the beer I drank, wondering if I had spent the 50 yuan at a loss, but the other party was also a fan of feng shui Taoism, so I took out my five thunder talismans and showed him and said: "I am a descendant of the Liu family's Taoism, is my family's ancestral Taoism not as good as feces?" ”

"Each has its own merits, if you want to avoid the catastrophe of life and death, you must use feces, I suggest you move to a public pit, live for two or three days, and you can definitely be safe and sound!"

After he finished speaking, I immediately grabbed his hand and said, "Give me back the money, give it back to me!" ”

Zhao Long was also watching from the sidelines, I finally forced my money back, but the fortune teller just smiled slightly: "If you listen to me, you don't have to be tortured, now you force back the money, I'm afraid you will suffer some torture!" ”

I didn't understand what he was saying, but if I was asked to go to the toilet for two days, this man must be crazy.

Zhao Long said on the side: "This fortune teller makes sense, I have heard that human beings contain the five elements, and they will excrete the five elements that they don't need, so the public toilet is actually the most abundant place for the five elements, where you can be strong and strong, this is what your father told my father!" ”

"What? My dad said the same thing? ”

I widened my mouth in disbelief, and then Zhao Long said: "If someone in the countryside swallows poison by mistake, fill it with feces at this time, and solve it immediately!" ”

"According to you, he's not lying to me, but I still think I'm too bad!"

I touched my pocket, I don't know when there was a red handkerchief in my pocket, I took it out, looked at it a few times, and the date written on it had become two days.

Zhao Long took it over and looked at it for a while and said, "This mischievous person is quite realistic, this blood seems to be real blood!" ”

I touched my nose and didn't care, but who was so powerful that he could throw these things on me, could it be the female ghost in red?

It's definitely her, I'm going to deal with her tonight.

At night, I came to the grove with a stack of five thunder spells, and I shouted loudly: "Zhao Sanni, what the hell are you doing, and give me a notice to play the underworld, do you think you are the king of Yama?" ”

I shouted loudly, and the wind around me blew in gusts, "Hahahaha, hey, hey, hey......"

A female ghost in red appeared, glared at me fiercely and roared angrily, "Give me back the gold necklace? ”

"You still think about your high heels, gold necklace, red handkerchief, I'm still down the river, will I keep those things?"

I grinned, pulled out the dungeon notice and threw it at her, saying, "Did you do this?" ”

I admit that the female ghost in front of me is terrifying, but am I a Taoist priest, it is my duty for a Taoist priest to fight ghosts, and I played a talisman after speaking.

"Bang ......"

Seeing a yin thunder hit the female ghost in red, she roared in pain and didn't know where to go.

"There, there, come out for me?"

Seeing that my five thunder spells were so effective, I was more confident, and at this time, a female ghost in white appeared in front of me, and I took out a charm and shouted: "You think I won't recognize you if you change your clothes, look at the trick...... Five Thunder Bombardment! ”

The white-clothed female ghost suddenly smiled shyly: "The slave family is not the woman in red, you take a closer look, the slave family likes the Taoist, so come out for a while!" ”