"Who wants you to like it, people and ghosts have different paths?"

I stared nervously and carefully at the female ghost in white in front of me for a while, only to see her face blue and full of messy hair, her figure flickered in front of me, her lips were red, I am afraid that she had just drunk human blood, I almost vomited when I thought of this.

"Get out, get out of here...... Quickly let Zhao Sanni come out to see me, my little Taoist ghost hunt is not in vain! "I haven't forgotten my mission, this fool puts a hell notice in my clothes all day long, thinking it can scare me, cut ......

"The slave family really likes Mr., you don't know that Zhao Sanni has hurt a lot of people by doing wrong, even the ghost she bullies, I am the poor ghost who is often bullied by her!"

The white-clothed female ghost said miserably, and actually cried.

I was stunned, I didn't expect this red-clothed female ghost Zhao Sanni to be so hateful, even the ghost hated her, so I nodded and said: "Lao Tzu accepted her today, look at my five thunder talismans!" ”

I pulled out a stack of five thunder talismans, which I drew with my heart, and I must have blown it up.

"The slave family kindly reminded the son, I'm afraid you don't have a few days of longevity!"

When she said this, I was immediately frightened, and asked nervously, "What are you talking nonsense?" Do you know the Prefecture Notice? Who the hell is playing prank? ”

I pulled out the dreaded dreaded dungeon notice, which showed that there was one day left, and it was time for me to die, and I didn't even know who made it.

"That's not a prank, but it's true, the Jiang Ghost Clan only has a notice from the underworld, so I'll use it for you!"

The female ghost in white said, my eyes widened and I said incredulously: "You mean that the notice of the underworld can really kill people?" ”

"It's not just about human life, it's just incomprehensible, let me tell you this, the history of the Jiang Ghost Clan for thousands of years has only such a notice of the underworld, Zhao Sanni accidentally drew your name!"

The female ghost in white looked at me and said with some amusement.

I opened my mouth wide and was dumbfounded, did Zhao Sanni hate me so much? Actually gave me something that is thousands of years old for a little Taoist priest to use?

So I do need to go to the toilet for two days?

I muttered in my heart, the little heart that was shocked by this news kept beating, Zhao Sanni, Zhao Sanni, you can't beat me, just use this despicable method, the next time I see you, I will definitely rape you first and then kill you!

The Jiang ghost clan has been inherited for too long, the ghost ship is too weird, and there are terrible silver masks, and the lives in the vicinity are not as good as death, all of which shows that there is a big secret in this, and now such incredible things as the dungeon notice have been sorted out.

At this moment, a grimace suddenly appeared and scolded: "The stinky woman is looking for death!" ”

It turned out to be the female ghost in red Zhao Sanni came, as soon as she stretched out her hand, I saw a powerful yin qi blasting the female ghost in white into pieces.

"Five thunder and five generals, five dings and five armor, the thunder god electric mother is as urgent as the law!"

I looked solemn, hurriedly threw out the spell, and the yin thunder gradually condensed, but the female ghost in red had already run away, and giggled: "She said that there is indeed something, our master accidentally wrote you into the notice of the underworld, and now even the Jade Emperor can't save it!" ”

I browned a few black lines, who was the owner she said, what other terrible things did the Jiang ghost clan have, I wanted to ask clearly, I shouted to the source of the voice: "Zhao Sanni, you come out for me, I want to talk to you!" ”

When the female ghost saw me, she ran away and didn't talk to me at all, and I shouted for a while only to hear her say, "You have one more day to take care of the aftermath!" ”

I rowed away helplessly, and my heart was also up and down, and my father was still waiting for me to be filial. I can't die, I remembered that the fortune teller told me that I could go to the toilet and hide for a few days, so I said to Zhang Wei: "Head, I have to take a day off tomorrow!" ”

Tomorrow is the last day of the dungeon notice, I don't want to die outside, I want to die at home.

Zhang Wei didn't ask much and nodded in agreement, if I don't bring them food, they will have to use other means of transportation to prepare food during the day, but the roads here are very difficult to walk.

I don't have so much time to care, I have never done evil, isn't this wronged, I took out the red handkerchief in my clothes, and it read: [Find out that Liu Xiaoyi has done a lot of evil, and you still have 1 day in the yang world! 】

I don't want to talk to my father, my father can't help anything except in a hurry, I suddenly remembered my dead mother, so I came to my mother's grave,

I put three sticks of incense on my mother, and I muttered in my heart, this time I'm going to the underworld to reunite with my mother, and I don't know if my mother is doing well over there?

Stroking the little red bump on my left hand, I sighed in my heart: "Ghost wife, ghost wife, when I go to the underworld, we will really become husband and wife!" ”

I found Zhang Pengcheng and Zhao Long, and finally saw them, and I went back at night.

Zhao Long especially likes to drink, as soon as I see him, I must drink two cups, drinking and drinking I have a lot of alcohol, I can drink half a bottle of liquor, I drank dizzy and pondered.

I don't know if the hell in this underworld will really come to arrest me?

By about eight o'clock in the evening, a few of us were still drinking, but neither of us knew anything about me until they found me lying on my back.

"Little evil, little evil, what's wrong with you?"

", I'm dying, but I've drunk half a catty of wine, it's ridiculous!"

The two of them shook at me, pouring vinegar into my mouth, and I couldn't say anything to them.

At this time, there were two yin chasms dangling in front of me, very terrible and ugly, and they said unceremoniously:

"Let's go!"

"Two big brothers, it's not good to arrest innocents indiscriminately, I didn't do anything wrong, why did I die so early?" I said unwillingly.

"That's what you say, everyone, hurry up and go less grinding!"

The two of them impatiently handcuffed me. I looked at my good friend sadly, ambiguously...... You snatched my only cigarette too, you fuck, two scum.

It turned out that when he saw that I was dying, Zhang Pengcheng turned out half a box of cigarettes on me, and then said: "Little evil, you won't need it anyway, leave some souvenirs for your buddy!" ”

"I'll go to your sister's, bad friends, bad friends!"

I have been taken away by two yincha, I was carried by two yincha, I saw my father enter the house in a panic, I couldn't help but stop for a while, I didn't expect my father to fall down.

Hey, from now on, people and ghosts have different paths, the end of the world is strange, and they will be fathers and sons in the next life.

I found myself crying and couldn't cry, and I was dragged by two of them and just walked away, and we got on a boat.

Why did the two ghosts take me on the boat, I felt a little wrong, but the two of them were too strong, and I was like a little ant in their hands, unable to turn over the wind and waves.

You can only get on the boat obediently.

"Liu Xiaoxie, I heard that you are very good at rowing, if you go to the underworld to suffer, it is better to row for our two brothers!"

Then on the orders of the two ghosts, I went rowing.

I never thought that Lao Tzu would have to row a boat when he died, oh my God...... It's fucking crazy!