Chapter Eighty-Five: The True Face of the Mountain God
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This one-eyed old man is very cunning, but the fat man's confident appearance makes me feel at ease, in my opinion, the fat man often plays cards out of common sense, if he really wants to be calculated by the fat man, this one-eyed old man may not be able to fight from the fat man to get anything cheap.
These two people entered the incense room again, at this time I suddenly felt that the design of this one-eyed fourth brother includes some styles and my eldest brother Sun Zhongmou is still a little similar, for example, the incense of this room, enshrined in a red cloth behind the shy mountain god who dare not see people, whether you can enter the mountain to ask the meaning of the mountain god first, this is the same as the eldest brother on the second floor to worship a mysterious thing, whether you can fish for the corpse to ask that thing has the same effect, the eldest brother's mystery made him a legend at that time, So I suspect that this one-eyed fourth brother is completely imitating the eldest brother, and the eldest brother is a real skill, and the second floor never lets people in.
The two of them went in, I can't just stand outside and wait, I walked in, I want to see what kind of medicine the fat man sells in this gourd, I walked in to see, the fat man just lit incense, but he did not kowtow to the mountain god on the futon made of the stump, this time the one-eyed fourth was not happy, looked at the fat man and said: "Kowtow to the mountain god." ”
"Fourth master, this head can't be knocked around, the man has gold under his knees, kneeling to the heavens and the earth and kneeling to his parents, how can he kneel easily? Besides, I want to kneel, fat man, are you sure this mountain god can really stand it? The fat man said.
I thought of the fat man's unruly appearance when he was incense to the city god before, and I wanted to laugh a little, which made me feel that the gods were also divided into official positions, and the fat man obviously felt that the official position was bigger than the city god, so he was very arrogant at first, but in front of the second master of the demon emperor Guan Erye, the fat man was kneeling very sincerely, although I don't know the size of this official position, but I estimate that the city god is similar to the mountain god, and they are in charge of a place, so it is not strange that the fat man does not kneel to the mountain god.
I don't feel strange, but this is disrespectful to the mountain god in the one-eyed eyes of the one-eyed fourth, and his face immediately changed: "You are not from the mountain, you are here to find fault, quickly kneel down and kowtow to the mountain god to admit your mistake!" ”
After speaking, he was about to reach out and grab the incense in the fat man's hand, but at this time, the fat man suddenly changed his respectful appearance to the one-eyed fourth man just now, grabbed the one-eyed fourth's hand, and snorted coldly: "If he is a real mountain god, the fat man, I will give him a few thin noodles, and if he worships something, he dares to call the mountain god in vain, it is really bold!" ”
Where does the one-eyed fourth have the strength of a fat man? He couldn't break free of the fat man's hand even if he struggled hard, but the fat man pushed it backhanded, and directly pushed the one-eyed fourth man to the wall, and then the fat man bypassed the incense case and reached out to grab the red cloth that was covered in front of the shrine.
The one-eyed fourth seemed to be very flustered, he ran over and hugged the fat man, he stretched out his head and said to the shrine: "Mountain God, go quickly!" ”
I was stunned at this time, what kind of thing is this, actually letting the mountain god go quickly? Now I was sure that there must be nothing serious in this shrine, and at this moment, suddenly the shrine flickered, and a small yellow head came out of the red cloth, and this little head still had a pair of round eyes that were slippery, and I looked at this little guy and was a little cute, and then the little guy jumped out of the shrine, and a jump was the old high.
That's when I realized that this isn't a fucking weasel? The mountain god enshrined by the one-eyed fourth is such a gadget? When I thought about it again, I actually kowtowed to a weasel just now, and I instantly got goosebumps.
I saw that the weasel jumped on the windowsill, this little thing seemed to be really a little spiritual, and he was still looking back at the one-eyed fourth, and the one-eyed fourth shouted: "Mountain god, go quickly, they can't help me." ”
At this time, the weasel twisted his head, and then bared his teeth at the fat man, with a fierce face, and then he was about to break the window and escape.
"A weasel, even dare to call himself a mountain god, where to run!" The fat man broke away from the one-eyed fourth at this time, lifted the sapper shovel and slapped it at the windowsill, even if the fat man's skills can't be compared with my eldest brother and Li Qing, it is also a person I have seen who can fight very well, the most important thing is that his movements are very fast, completely disproportionate to his bulky figure, this sapper shovel slapped over, the weasel couldn't dodge at all, and how strong is the fat man? A shovel went down and slapped the weasel into meat sauce, almost bloody and fleshy.
I was startled, and I didn't expect the fat man to make such a ruthless death, after all, we both knew that there was a group of weasels in this Funiu Mountain, and it was not an ordinary weasel, it was a refined thing!
And at this time, when the one-eyed old man saw the weasel that was slapped into meat sauce, his face suddenly turned pale and pale, and he pointed at the fat man and shouted: "You killed the mountain god!" You actually killed the mountain god! You will be punished! The mountain god will definitely take revenge! ”
"How to get revenge? Report to the Heavenly Court to send a heavenly soldier to arrest the fat master in the future? Believe it or not, the heavenly soldiers will take you first, worship the goblin to cheat the incense, and your clothes are plucked from the dead, right? How many of the people you brought into the mountains were killed by you for your money? The fat man sneered and looked at the one-eyed old four.
I was surprised to see a weasel popping out of the shrine and being slapped to death by the fat man with a shovel, and the fat man said that the equipment was all for money, and I was even more chilled, and I shouted to the fat man: "Fat man, do you know that you are still fucking wearing?" Isn't it disgusting? ”
"I knew the fat man when I saw it, but who is the fat man? There is no taboo on me, and when I enter the house, I smell a fishy smell, and I worship a weasel to deceive people, and there are really you. "The fat man said to the one-eyed old four.
The one-eyed fourth man was now leaning against the wall, he stared at the weasel who was lined up with meat sauce, and then glared at the fat man fiercely and said, "You wait, you will regret it." The mountain god will not let you go. ”
The fat man walked over, lifted the one-eyed fourth, and pulled it over with an ear scraper, the fat man was really ruthless, and this time the corners of the one-eyed fourth's mouth were drawn blood, and he scolded: "Fat man, I know that there is a group of yellow-skinned spirits in this mountain, you really take it seriously, mountain god?" The mountain god looks like this? ”
Who knew that after the fat man said this, the one-eyed fourth suddenly stared at the fat man, and then spit a mouthful of blood on the fat man's face, and sneered: "You really didn't go into the mountains to hunt, just to find Wong Tai Sin." ”
"You know and you don't want to lead the way? Believe it or not, I'm calling the police now, you don't have more than one or two murders on your hands, right? It's too little to shoot you once! The fat man said.
"If you kill me, kill me, no one will be able to take you into the mountains." The fat man's face was fierce, but this one-eyed fourth man was not afraid, and he even dared to threaten.
"Leaf, call the police!" The fat man turned back to me.
I didn't expect the plot to reverse so quickly, which almost made me unable to react, but I also knew that this thing must not be good, from the yellow skin jumped out and then looked at the one-eyed old four's attitude towards the yellow skin, I knew that I was definitely looking for the right person this time, so I took out my mobile phone and prepared to call the police, but it was definitely not a real report, I knew that the fat man was actually threatening him.
I took out my mobile phone and pretended to call, but I really didn't call, because there was no signal here at all, who knew that this one-eyed fourth didn't seem to be afraid at all, he even closed his eyes, an expression that you killed my uncle, and it was really a bit like death.
The fat man raised his hand directly and said, "Do you believe it, fat man, I can blind your remaining eye in one circle?" ”
Looking at the appearance of the one-eyed fourth child at the moment, I am a little unbearable, how to say that this is also a lonely old man, who was brought up by the fat man like a chicken, but I can't help it, the main thing is that this one-eyed fourth man not only worships the yellow skin as a mountain god, but he even has a murder case in his hands, which is a bit hateful.
Just when the fat man was about to call, suddenly someone behind me gently took the mobile phone from my hand, and then said to the fat man: "Put the fourth uncle down." ”
As soon as I heard this voice, I knew that it was Chen Dongfang, and when I turned around, sure enough, Chen Dongfang was standing next to me, and that Li Qing was standing at the door with a smile on his face.
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