When he saw me coming over with the fat man, he probably thought that I had come to persuade him to move again, and he stopped looking at me after a blank look, so I walked over and said with a smile: "Fourth master, are you busy?" ”

He ignored me, and I took out my cigarette and handed it over, and he waved his hand, and shook it with the gun he was hanging around his neck, signaling that he would only smoke this, and that his gun was exactly the same as my grandfather's. At that time, these things all looked the same, and I sneered and said, "Fourth master, didn't I come this time to persuade you to move, didn't we all come last year?" I know it's your business, I'm here this time, it's my friend who came out here, I want to go into the mountains to get some game, I want you to show me the way. ”

The one-eyed fourth man softened his attitude a little, he glanced at the fat man and said, "Did you bring any guys?" ”

The fat man was stunned for a moment, and then he realized that he probably asked the guy who went into the mountains to hunt, so he said: "I really didn't bring this, the gun is now contraband, and the bow and arrow are not handy, in fact, I am not for hunting, but for seeing and playing." ”

The one-eyed fourth glanced at the fat man with that one-eyed eye again. Then he said to me, "In the mountains or outside the mountains." ”

I smiled and said, "Naturally, it's in the mountains, this is my friend, and outside the mountains are barren mountains, what is there to play." ”

The one-eyed fourth looked at the two of us again and said, "You two can't do this." I have the equipment here, do you want it? ”

"What equipment?" I asked.

The one-eyed fourth's one-eyed eyes flashed with the unique cunning of the mountain people, and said, "Professional, if you want, you can go and see it in the house." ”

Before I could speak, the fat man said, "Cheng, I came in a hurry this time, and I really need something professional." ”

The one-eyed fourth nodded and said, "But my thing is not cheap." ”

"Money is a trivial matter, the fourth master, let's take a look." The fat man said, after speaking, the one-eyed fourth took us into the house, he pulled out a box from under the bed, opened, there were a lot of mountaineering clothes, hiking shoes, and flashlights, tents, sappers and shovels or something, it was like a treasure chest, I thought at first that the one-eyed fourth was quite economically minded and would go to wholesale equipment to sell, but this look feels like this clothes are old. I muttered a little in my heart.

"These are all left by those bosses, they don't want to wear it once, pick if you want, give me a thousand dollars, whatever you want." The one-eyed fourth said.

I thought to myself, this old one costs a thousand dollars. Although everything in this clothes is a famous brand, but after all, it is worn, and it really feels disgusting to wear it, who knows that the fat man has already picked it up, and it really made him find a large mountaineering suit to wear. He took a sapper shovel and a strong flashlight, this person relied on clothes to really fake, the fat man who changed into this clothes looked professional immediately, he said: "Old man, this thing is really not expensive." ”

I don't have a cleanliness fetish. If I really had to wear this dress under special circumstances, I really don't feel like I can wear these old clothes of unknown origin, even if they all look very new, but anyway, the two of us are a thousand yuan, and it would be a waste not to take it. I took a flashlight, a dagger that looked very sharp, and I found a small first-aid kit at the bottom of the box, which I also stuffed into my backpack, and then took out a thousand dollars and handed it to the one-eyed fourth. To be honest, it's not expensive to buy these things for a thousand yuan, but it's just a bit disgusting.

The one-eyed fourth took the money, counted it three times one by one with saliva, and looked at the authenticity, and then said, "How many days have you been going?" Outsiders come for 3,000 a day, and I know you if you are from the village. One thousand and fifty-one days, if you catch game, you will be counted separately, if you can go in, if you can't, you will go back. ”

I'm going to stomp my feet and scold my mother when I hear it, one thousand and five days. Why don't you grab it? And this old guy is too cunning, we have paid for this equipment, if we go back now, wouldn't the 1,000 yuan just now be spent in vain?

I was about to bargain, but the fat man interrupted me and said, "Done." It's just that the fourth master, we are not sure how many days to go, in this way, the fat master, I have 3,000 yuan, set for two days, if you really have fun and have fun, then let's calculate it separately, how about it? ”

The fat man said, and took out 3,000 yuan, I looked at it and felt pain, how much is my monthly salary? But I only hurt a little, and I also know that a Taoist priest with real skills like the fat man is actually not short of money.

The one-eyed fourth took the money, and it was a slow count, and he looked at the watermark one by one to verify the truth and falsehood, and finally he took the money and beckoned to the two of us: "I want to go into the mountain, go, go and put incense on the mountain god to keep you safe." ”

"Do you want incense?" I asked.

At this time, the fat man kicked me gently, winked at me, and signaled me not to say too much, I don't know what the fat man meant, but he didn't say anything, and followed the one-eyed fourth into another opinion room, the room is not big, but there is an incense case, an incense burner, just on the opposite side of the incense burner, is a shrine covered with red cloth, and I can't see anything inside. I said in my heart, why is this mountain god still so delicate that he doesn't dare to see people?

The one-eyed old man pointed to the incense on the incense table and said, "One person salutes the mountain god three and kowtows." Whether you believe this or not, the mountain people have the taboo of the mountain people. ”

Because the fat man just signaled to me to stop talking, I held back and stopped talking, picked up the incense and lit it on the candle, and then kowtowed to the mountain god, this futon of the one-eyed old four family is also very interesting, it turned out to be a tree trunk, if you look at the annual rings on the trunk, this tree is old. I didn't pay much attention to this, and I stuck the incense into the incense burner and stood aside.

The fat man wanted to take the incense, but at this time, the one-eyed fourth waved his hand and said, "Wait first, I'll watch the incense." ”

The fat man smiled: "Can't you see it, old man, will you still watch the incense?" ”

I do know what incense is. Now many places have incense fortune telling, He Xiangu will do this, that is, people give incense to the statue of the god, and then ask what they want to ask, and the god or witch can answer you according to the incense. In other words, the trend of incense burning is the way for the gods to communicate with them.

The one-eyed fourth one-eyed one stared at the three incense sticks I inserted on the incense burner, just like that, but after a while, suddenly my three incense sticks were extinguished at once, and the one-eyed fourth's face suddenly changed, I hurriedly said: "Fourth master, you are a fragrance tide, right?" ”

"The mountain god doesn't agree with you going into the mountain, you can't go, go back." At this time, the one-eyed fourth seemed to be very nervous, stood up all of a sudden, and was about to push the two of us outside after re-incense the mountain god.

He was a bit mysterious, so I almost didn't react, but then I thought it was a trick used by the one-eyed fourth to pit those bosses in the city, the equipment money was collected, the money for entering the mountain was also collected, and the incense was extinguished, and then made up a mountain god who disagreed with you entering the mountain, and you entered the mountain to have a big disaster.

"Fourth master, from a village, my surname is Ye. You're not going to be like that, are you? It's not like I haven't been in this mountain. I said.

"The mountain god doesn't welcome you, you go back!" The one-eyed fourth still drove the two of us outside.

At this time, the fat man suddenly pushed me and said with a smile: "Yezi, since the mountain god doesn't welcome you, you can go back, it's the same for me to go in and play alone." ”

After speaking. The fat man bluffed his head and said to the one-eyed fourth: "Fourth master, he is not welcome to the mountain god, and I haven't made incense yet, what if the mountain god has no opinion on me?" If the mountain god agrees to me to enter the mountain, I will double the price for you, if the mountain god does not agree, it is my life, I will leave now, and I won't say anything about the money, how about it? ”

The one-eyed fourth rolled his eyes around, nodded and said, "Okay, remember what you said." ”

I think fatty, you fool, can't you see that this is the trick of the one-eyed fourth? If he wants to ignore your money, Lao Tzu's incense will be extinguished, but yours will not be extinguished?

But just when the one-eyed old man entered the house, the fat man winked at me, a picture of the mountain man with his own clever plan, which made me wonder what the fat man was playing again, after all, from the moment he entered the house and saw the box of equipment, the fat man was not normal.