In the east, on the high platform of the performing arts. The night wandering god first held a jade flute, riding a white crane, with a broad crown and broad sleeves, fluttering.

The first piece is a solo flute.

The night wandering god puffed his lips and blew, and the soft tone came out.

Listening to the sound and distinguishing the tune, I know that it is one of the three famous songs of the underworld, "Requiem", the tune is melodious, quiet and leisurely.

But most of the listeners below are peddlers and pawns, and they are actually Riba people, so they are naturally unmoved by the song of spring and snow.

This can be seen from the sparse and polite applause from the audience.

The night wandering god is not yet self-aware, and he is intoxicated by his own tune, and he can't extricate himself.

Like a fairy out of the dust.

Riding the white crane, it is like controlling the crane dance.

"Huhu ......" Because the time was too long, there was a poor ghost in rags who dozed off and snored.

"Cut! What's that? Lao Tzu spent 100 million eight, is he here to be hypnotized? ”

"I paid a bigger price, and I want to refund the ticket I bought in the hands of scalpers!"

"Go down! Hit the streets! A reckless ghost with a big waist shouted and threw a leftover banana peel in his hand to the stage.

Impartially, right on the nose of the night wanderer.

The night wandering god is enjoying himself alone, and he is having a lot of fun.

The power of a banana peel is so great that it can literally kill his musical dreams on stage.

He was about to have a seizure, and he wanted to call his iron dog to bite this guy.

But this thought was only for a moment, and he could not offend the audience, and he could not be rash and lose his money.

The sound of the flute stopped abruptly, and the night wandering god bowed to his food and clothing parents, and hurriedly led his white crane to escape from the stage.

Because he walked too fast, he left a shoe on the stage and didn't bother to pick it up.

Poor shoes!

Isn't this a cold scene? How to recover from the embarrassing situation?

Suddenly, someone fell from the sky, wearing an embroidered jacket in red, with long sleeves fluttering, doing a shocking dance.

The second program is the men's solo.

The god of the day tour is holding the Longquan sword, performing the wandering skill, circling in the air, all as if there is nothing to rely on.

Shaking his sleeves, shaking his hair, and asking no questions, he could see that it was one of the three famous dances in the underworld, "Exorcism Dance". Teeth and claws, posture staggering.

What the? Exorcism dance, heavenly spirits and earth spirits, holding a sword to greet indiscriminately, this is another set, cliché, no interest at all.

How can those people who eat melons be embarrassed?

What these viewers want to see are beautiful and handsome guys, scratching their heads and posing, cocking their butts and exposing their thighs, this is the king.

A yawn for a while.

"What about the exorcism dance, who did you play it when you scared Lao Tzu away? You're different. ”

"Go home and pick up the baby, don't be embarrassed."

", uncle!" It's still that reckless ghost, he's really an angry young man, and he's now drinking a bottle of energy drink called "Black Girl Mountain Spring". I just took a sip, and the lid was not buckled, and I threw it directly on the table.

The god of the sun was dancing energetically, without the slightest warning against the attack of the hidden weapon, and a bottle of red liquid was poured on his head.

It's like a soup chicken, the dark red water stays down the cheeks, the water droplets cross the lips, and the sun wanders subconsciously sticking out his tongue and licking it, rushing out of his mouth:

"Black girl mountain spring, a little sweet!"

The audience burst into laughter.

The Sun Wandering God is also a figure with a head and a face in the underworld, which is really embarrassing. Angry, he scolded in his heart: "This straight thief, you are waiting for Lao Tzu to settle the score." You have to stab this grandson with a sword in eighteen transparent holes! ”

He just thinks about this, how can he have a grudge against the box office?

He wiped his face, smiled, bowed deeply like a gentleman, dragged his sword upside down, and walked all the way to the entrance of the stage.

When the audience is wondering if his panties are also wet? Suddenly, he saw the sun wandering god running back, stretched out his hands and pressed down, making a soothing movement.

Lang Sheng said: "The much-anticipated ghost show starts now, and the ghost demon is invited to make a big and shining appearance." ”

Suddenly, the gongs and drums were noisy, and the bells and chimes rang in unison.

The noise in the audience immediately fell silent. Even the occasional child's cry disappeared, and the boys and girls craned their necks, stared at each other, and waited calmly for the strange to appear.

Kong Qi appeared, with a phoenix crown and a feather coat. With a wave of his hand, he throws his feet gracefully and gracefully, and his demeanor is enough to fascinate all beings.

The night wandering god is leading in front, casually throwing the golden lotus paper that has been cut, the hole gait is light, walking on it, this is the step by step lotus also.

Riyoushen dragged his slender skirt behind, but at the same time, Kong Qi suddenly let out a fart. He was afraid that this indecent act would disturb the enthusiasm of the audience, so he hurriedly took up the powerful Northern Spiritual Skill, took a sharp breath, and as soon as the fart was released, he put it in his mouth and swallowed it, making it invisible.

agitated the abdominal cavity, the smell was unstoppable, and the god of the day had a wry smile on his face.

Drag the skirt and fart, this is what people do! Only ghosts do.

"Parents, how are you? I want to kill you! "Kong Qi Zhu lips lightly opened, and the swallow whispered warbler.

The ghosts in the audience, holding their lips with one hand and pressing their chests with the other, were afraid of cardiac arrest and sudden death and fell to the ground, excited and ...... It's hard to even breathe.

"Mu Ziyu, I'm sorry for you!"

"Mu Ziyu, you are mine." A female ghost shouted excitedly.

"Oops...... Sister, Mu Ziyu is a woman, so she should give it to me. A male ghost next to him corrected.

Men and women eat .......

Look at people, day and night, the two gods are ashamed and retreat to the stage.

"Everyone, please be quiet, I will sing a song "The Mystery of Love" for everyone. I hope you enjoy it. Kong Qi has bright eyes and looks around.

The audience was overwhelmed, and there was no hustle and bustle.

Meimei Kong sang quietly:

Who sits alone with the cold moon in the bright window,

At first sleep, the west wind provokes the falling flowers.

I've had two of them.

The green silk on the pillow is full of flowers.

The lamp and candle are in the painting,

Shadow can't let go of him.

No that, no that,

The slightest bleak nightmare left me behind.

I want him not to meet,

One by one, I am still worried about it.

So loving the Dharma,

Do you really understand the mystery?

The hole is dancing, like a swimming dragon, like a frightened dragon. Singing poignantly, the upper voice is a female voice, and the big beads and small beads fall on the jade plate. In the middle of the male and female neglect, there is no sense of disobedience between the vicarious, and the male voice is sung in the lower voice, as if the Kanto Han is singing on the iron plate.

Of course, it is amazing, and it is perfect.

When singing to the emotional part, two lines of tears rolled down his face.

Even the state was spent, but this did not affect the madness of the audience!

Those on stage are crazy, and those on stage are fools!

These fools simply can't control themselves. Enthusiastic applause, hoarse shouts, hugging and crowding.

The danger of stampede is imminent. Even the ferocious copper snake and iron dog can't do anything. The two animals seemed to be frightened by the sight before them, they had never seen this formation before, and they forgot how long their tongues stuck out and retracted, and they were stunned.

Day and night, the wandering spirit is intoxicated by the success of the creative and the harvest of the performance, and he has no time to extricate himself. They even want to create a bigger stir and riot.

Kong Qi wiped the tears on his face with his hand, and said weakly: "Please calm down, everyone is a quality ghost, please be quiet!" Can you please be quiet? ”

The words fell, and it was really an idol, and the fans bought it.

Kong Qi smiled at them, and his heart melted.

Suddenly, at this moment, the peach blossoms in the sky came one after another, and it was a rain of peach blossoms falling from the sky. The flowers are swirling, just like Su Dongpo's poem "The peach blossoms fall like red rain." ”

This situation seems familiar, like in a dream, Kong Qi feels like he has seen it somewhere, but he just can't remember it.

A graceful girl fell from the sky in this peach blossom rain and floated in. Holding a bouquet of bewitching flowers in her hand, she deliberately covered her face with flowers, as if she was afraid that others would see it.

"Brother Kong, I finally found you!"

"I'm sorry, the girl recognized the wrong person, my name is Mu Ziyu."

"No, your name is Kong Qi, and one of your broken teeth tells me that you are Kong Qi." The girl said.

"You are?" Kong Qi felt that his voice was so kind, and his heart was like a deer.

The girl sang faintly: "Do you really understand the mystery of such a love method?" ”

"Sister Fish...... It's really you! Kong Qi jumped up in surprise,

"I'm here to lay flowers!"

Before the words of Yu Xuanji fell, the sky suddenly became cloudy, and the wind was so strong that a large number of dark clouds rolled in, and there was a tendency of "dark clouds urging the city to urge".

In an instant, the heavens and the earth were dark. A large red bird volleyed into the air, stretched out its claws, and gently grasped the hole in its toes.

Flapping his wings more than five meters long, he called "chirp" twice, circled up, and flew in the direction of the Hades Palace.

Due to the strong wind, the fish squinted his eyes, and when he opened it again, he saw that Kong Qi was caught in the air by the big bird, and he couldn't save it, so he could only look at the sky and sigh.

Worried that Zhong Kui would find out, he took advantage of the yin wind to float up and chase in the direction where the big bird disappeared.

The yin wind came and went quickly, and the wind and clouds disappeared in a moment, leaving only a mess.

The first thing to react was the day and night wandering gods, and hurriedly looked around, their beckoning demon was gone, and immediately shouted:

"Mu Ziyu, where are you?"

"Kong Qi, come out quickly, do you want to die as a teacher in a hurry?"

Empty and without echo.

Their hearts seemed to have been taken away, and they were frightened and anxious, and immediately led the snake and the dog to run out of the hall to find Kongqi.

"We want a refund!"

When the ghosts saw that the leading actors were missing, they were still unsatisfied, and prevented the day and night wandering gods from applying for rights.

Where do you care about wandering gods day and night, there are so many. Release the copper snake and iron dog, tear and bite, and kill a bloody road.

There was a ghost scolding voice from behind:

"This grandson, I'm really not particular!"

"I'm so sorry for my parents."

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