Chapter 21: Fooling the Devil
The top of the Yin Mountain is overgrown with bare stones, no trees, no grass, and not even birdsong.
Because it is so high that it is almost difficult for birds to fly, it is covered with snow all year round, and the wind is blowing and the snow is fluttering.
In the wind and snow, there stood two thatched houses, a fence wall that was detached. The thatch on the eaves was blown to a lonely and sad tune.
It's cold in the heights!
This is entirely the premises of the ascetics.
If it's a home, who will be nostalgic for this home?
When the year-round snow melts, it merges into a meandering stream, and the clear water flows brightly down the mountain.
By this time it was dark, the snow was clear, and there was a bleak white light.
From a distance, there are four or five small black dots climbing up the stream.
It came so quickly, and behind the jumping figure, several lines of footprints of different shades were left on the thick snow.
It was the day and night god who carried the hole, and the copper snake coiled around the neck of the god of day and night, like a purple-red scarf, followed by a brown iron dog.
After a while, they came to the grass hut and threw the hole on the ground and dusted off the flying snow on their bodies.
The bronze snake was so excited that it slipped into the thatch on the roof.
The iron dog barked twice, stood at the door of the firewood, and loyally stood as a snow-colored statue.
Riyoushen said, "I'm finally home." ”
In the face of this situation, he couldn't help but sing a poem, saying: "Chaimen smells the dog barking, and the wind and snow return to the people at night, what a good garden!" ”
Kong Qi was smashed, "Ah! It hurts.
As a puppeteer sealed by ecstasy, he seems to see a ray of light in a desperate situation, accepting his white house, barking dogs, wood doors, and even flying snow.
It seems to be his hope!
He sat on the snow, no pain, no cold. Lick the falling snow on the side of your mouth, a hint of sweetness. He coughed twice, cleared his voice, and sang in his standard bel canto: "The sun is far away from the mountains, and the sky is cold and the white house is poor." ”
Kong Qi echoed the night wandering gods, flattered them, and sang the desolation and tragedy of Liu Changqing's masterpieces.
"It's so beautiful."
"A good apprentice, coupled with the teachings of Dun Dun as a teacher, and he does not hesitate to give teachings, he will definitely progress by leaps and bounds and become the third person in the underworld music scene, just around the corner."
Day and night, I was full of pride.
"As for the first and second, naturally there are two great gods, not to mention it." The hole gas is colored.
The two gods were bathed in the snow, intoxicated.
Riyou Shen used his hand on the Baihui acupoint of the hole qi, urged the true qi of the ice wheel, and rubbed it for a while. Kong Qi only felt the cold air penetrate his bones, and in a moment, he regained consciousness.
He came into the house with his wandering spirits day and night.
When the night wandering god lit the lamp, the pipa, erhu, chime, flute, flute, flute, sheng, and hanging on the opposite wall all appeared in the dim light.
On the ground in the middle are harps and drums.
No way! It's like a music hall, although it's shabby.
"Without further ado, practice. And also...... There are a lot of piles of coins waiting for us to earn! It's exciting to think about. Riyou God said dancingly.
"New singers need to seek innovation and change, they can't take the popular route, the current audience is quite picky, how deep and deep the water in the showbiz is, even if you die, you don't know if you drown." The night wanderer is thoughtful.
"That's right! We must find another way and be unique, in short, we can be as alternative as we can, everything is grandstanding, and everything is based on the box office as the first priority! "The day tour is a big brain.
These ideas made Kong Qi irritable, walked to the wall, saw the chime antique, the pattern is strange, can't help but pick up the copper hammer hanging next to it, strike a few times, the bell chime and chime, refreshing.
Ye Youshen looked at the silhouette of Kong Qi, stared at it for a long time, laughed unconsciously, and said: "Boys and girls, there must be great nobles, big brother, look at whether this apprentice is very good-looking!" Like a big girl. ”
"What a surprise is this, there are more people in the entertainment industry who rely on their faces to eat." The god of day travel is dismissive.
"If our apprentices have a face, art, and color, we will definitely be better. But this is too ordinary to be unique. Then, the point is here, male models and women, both men and women, yin and yang are one, men and women dress up, dancing, happy, fascinating all beings, and stunning the underworld......" After the night wandering god said that, he couldn't help but raise his hands, his body rotated, his hands danced, and his heart yearned for it.
"How did you come up with it! Thank God, thank you, thank you for all. Riyoushen admired his brother's whimsy, and couldn't help but fold his hands, close his eyes and say, "Let the banknotes come more violently, let the dark coins smash me to death!" ”
This made Kong Qi see the madness of artists, who were attached to one thing.
If you die, you have to love, and if you don't drench it, you won't be happy.
Reach a consensus and determine the plan.
Day and night, Youshen made a set of equipment for Kong Qi overnight, phoenix crown and xia veil, feather coat, rouge gouache, lipstick perfume .......
Armed to the teeth!
Dressed up, shiny debut, sinking fish and geese, but that's it.
The two gods are customized for the hole to seize the body, and one should start from scratch and put an end to rough branches and leaves. Compose glamorous songs, choreograph dances, invent new words, and sing with accompaniment.
Hard and happy.
Overnight, everything was in place.
Kong Qi can only be at his mercy, he is just a puppeteer, and the thread is in the hands of others.
By the way, by the way, he is not just a puppet, but also a woman dressed as a man.
Now his stage name is "Mu Ziyu".
This is what his two directors came to after hard thinking and meditation. The reason is: the name is neutral, suitable for men and women, appropriate, and in line with commercial performances.
If there is any similarity, it is a coincidence!
After tossing and turning in the middle of the night, I only rested at the end of the night, and I got up at the end of the night.
I have to say that these guys are too dedicated, but rather they like to make money too much.
A round of red sun in the West is about to erupt, indicating that a new star in the underworld is about to unveil his enchanting veil.
Ancient legends:
The sun rises in the west in the underworld, and the red sun in the east is the world.
Heaven and earth were created from the beginning, one in the earth and one in the sky.
As soon as the day dawned, the streets and alleys of the capital city were crowded with ghosts, with all kinds of things and eight works, and the vendors gathered, shouting and selling, and the ghost stories were endless.
The underground is bustling, all for profit, and the underground is bustling, all for profit, and the bustle is for profit.
The capital city is the capital of the underworld, at the foot of the king of Yama, the natural scenery is different, all over the tall thousand-foot dangerous buildings, the sapa is grand, and the style is extraordinary.
The rich ghost can look into the distance, lean on the railing and play songs, expressing the sigh of wealth and me like floating clouds.
Of course, there are scattered poor streets and alleys, and low thatched huts. The poor ghosts who live here don't have such a good Yaxing, either the children cry or the wives make trouble, and they carry the burden and sell pulp every day, and they are careful.
The morning light was faint and the weather was warm, and suddenly from the sky, tens of thousands of crimson notes floated down.
Like a butterfly falling gracefully. Many ghost children chased after them, grabbed them in their hands, and folded them into paper airplanes.
Suddenly he threw it into the sky, wanting to fly higher!
The ghosts got the paper in their hands, and saw that it was written in small black letters:
Great good news, absolute gospel!
At that time, the two famous singers will invite extraordinary wonders from the ghost and demon world to dedicate a different audio-visual feast to everyone. Acting is serious.
Only unexpected, nothing can't be done, don't want ninety-nine-eight, don't want five-five-eight, the family gift price, as long as 100 million eight.
Great value for money, no regrets, performance at the time of the hour, no waiting for the expiration.
Location: Crazy City Gymnasium
Candy melon seeds are free to eat, and beautiful women and handsome guys can look at them casually.
"Wow! That's great, isn't it? ”
"What the hell? Must see. ”
"We love you by day and night!"
The cheers were thunderous, and thousands of people were empty to see the ghosts and demons, and everyone flocked to the Crazy Capital Stadium one after another.
"Oh yes, propaganda is so useful!" The day and night wandering god who scattered leaflets in the air was so happy that his mana almost failed and fell to the ground.
Looking at the big pocket in his hand that was almost empty, he couldn't help but shout: "Print a billion copies!" ”
"Let me do the math, how much is a billion times 18,000 yuan? ……”
"Haha! We got rich. ”
When the ghosts heard the clamor in the air, and when they looked up, they saw two flying ghosts, flickering east and west, like two happy little bees, constantly busy.
They all looked into the sky and shouted:
"Great God, worship!"
"Today is a living one, idol! Oh! By the way, it's not the object of vomiting, don't get me wrong! ”
"God, come down and sign for us."
Day and night, the wandering gods are not squeaking, and they are busy making money! There's no time to deal with them.
……
The entire Crazy Capital Stadium was crowded and full.
Some bought station tickets directly.
The bronze snake stuck out its tongue and coiled around the stone pillar on the west side, hideous and terrifying; The iron dog grinned, and the tiger squatted under the high platform in the east, and when he saw the naughty ghost child, he couldn't help but bark twice. A dignified and solemn style. These two pets are responsible for guarding and maintaining order.
It's really a dog fight, so many ghosts are silent and unheard of under the deterrence of these two things.
At the end of the day, after a long time, the performance began. The drums sounded in unison, the piano was harmonious, and I saw the drumsticks hitting the drums out of thin air, and no one held the mallets. The piano was also played by itself, and no one moved. It looks fresh and weird, and I think it's magic.
As everyone knows, the day and night wandering gods are afraid of spending money to hire people, so they make up a program in advance, and no one will play, which is equivalent to lip-syncing.
It's a bluff!