"You know a P!" I glared at Guo Fatzi, and said angrily: "Use the impact drill to open up the coffin a few times, and you can make nine small holes in three minutes." But what about the wood ashes? Let fall to the ground? ”

"That's right!" He nodded.

"Get out!" I scolded him and said, "The coffin of the deceased can't fall out, once the things fall out, the deceased's body will have problems in the next life, in order to save a few hours, let the deceased have physical problems in the next life?" Such a lack of morality, let's do it with the Eight Immortals? ”

"Cut, it's the same as the truth, you poke the hole with the steel bar, and the wood ash won't fall?" He seemed a little unconvinced.

"No, the ashes will only be burned in the coffin by the red-hot steel bars, and then the hole will come out, and the ashes will still be there. Our industry, unlike other industries, can cut corners, we must be responsible for the deceased, in order to let the deceased go with peace of mind. "I lectured him.

After saying that, I ignored him and squatted next to the stove to burn the steel bars. Seeing that I ignored him, the fat man felt a little bored, walked to the left side of the mourning hall, took out his mobile phone and played, stammered and sat next to him in a daze, while Ah Da kept kneeling in front of the coffin

All of a sudden, the mourning hall was quiet, the steel bar was placed in the stove for more than 20 minutes, the position of the tip was faintly red, I was about to pick up the steel bar to poke the hole, Ah Da stood up and walked over, with an expression of wanting to say and stopping.

"What's wrong?" I asked him, confused.

"The day of opening the road was originally lively, but now the dead are dying, the sick are sick, the mourning hall is too deserted, I have a little reluctance not to go, I have an idea, and I don't know if it will work." Ah Da said.

"What thoughts?" I asked him.

"While you poke holes in the coffin, I want to invite those Taoist priests back from before and let them recite scriptures for my aunt, and then..." He was stunned for a moment, his eyes stared at Guo Fatzi and Stuttering for a while, stretched out his hand and pointed at Stammer, and said, "This brother will take your place, lead me around the Dharma field for a while, and comfort my aunt's spirit in the sky." ”

I thought about it for a while, the mourning hall is indeed a little deserted, Boss Yu took out one million, hoping to make the funeral lively, according to the current expenses, there are at least 500,000 left, and now that his family has an accident, he can't hack his money, he must spend most of it, and this kind of money can't be made indiscriminately.

Moreover, the funeral is the last time the deceased is in the sun, if I wait for the coffin to make nine small holes, it is estimated that there will be no time to open the way, so I will carry it out for burial, some of which will not be able to bear the deceased. In addition, there is a small corpse in the mourning hall, and it is also a good thing for the Taoist priest to recite some scriptures.

However, I have another worry in my heart, the current yang coffin has not been broken, if I rashly open the way, will there be something strange, I don't have any bottom in my heart.

After thinking about it for a while, I stood up, walked to the coffin, and glanced at the deceased, but after a while, the deceased's face was much lighter, and a trace of vegetable blue climbed up to his forehead, and he was restoring the appearance of the deceased.

Seeing this scene, my heart is ruthless, everything is based on the dead, no matter what happens, as long as it is handled well, the problem should not be big.

So, I said to Ah Da, "Okay, just do as you say, I'll poke a hole next to the coffin, you let the Taoist priest recite the scriptures, and then the stammerer will lead you around." ”

After saying that, I dragged off the Taoist robe on my body, put it on the stammer, and taught him how to turn in circles in the Dharma field. Actually, the method is very simple, just follow the pace of three on the left and four on the right.

The steps of the three from the left and the four from the right are the most common steps in the funeral, as long as you have seen the opening ceremony, almost all of you can write it down, it is worth mentioning that this pace has been passed down from the Three Kingdoms period to the present, and nothing has changed.

He stammered and nodded, put on his robe, and said, "I've seen the road open a few times, and the pace is very familiar. ”

Later, I invited the previous Taoist priests back, and they were a little scared when they came to the mourning hall. However, seeing that we were all here, I stayed and sat at the table of the eight immortals in front of the coffin, reciting scriptures.

Immediately afterwards, he stammered and led Ah Da into the court, making the originally calm funeral become more lively again.

Not to mention, stammering and putting on a robe to open the way in the Dharma field, there is a little posture.

After arranging all this, the tip of the steel bar was already red in the stove, I reached out to the other end, it was a little hot, I found some straw to wrap on it, and then wrapped it in white linen, and then reached out and touched it, there was some residual heat, and the temperature was suitable.

I'm afraid that I won't be able to grasp the strength well, so I plan to poke a hole in the coffin lid first to familiarize myself with the strength.

This poke hole is quite particular, especially the hole in the coffin lid, it must be in the center of the position, I measured the size of the coffin lid with a ruler, length, two meters four seven, width one meter four three. (Note: Ordinary coffins are not as large)

After measuring the size, I marked the center of the coffin lid with chalk and poked it hard with the rebar. The wood of the coffin is golden silk nanmu, which is not much better than ordinary wood, and it is not very poked.

Fortunately, the tip of the steel bar is quite sharp, and it is hot red, just poking it left a mark on the coffin lid.

After poking more than forty times in a row, a small hole appeared in the coffin lid, and the tip of the steel bar cooled down, and it was put into the stove again to roast for a while, and then continued to poke when it was red.

It took an hour and a half to poke a small thumb-sized hole in the coffin lid, and the small hole was as if it had been roasted by fire, and it was pitch black, and not a trace of wood ash had fallen out.

During this period, the stammering has been leading Ah Da around in the law field, Guo Fatzi has been playing with his mobile phone for thousands of years, what makes me angry is that this product just plays with the mobile phone, and when he is happy, he laughs out loud.

Taking advantage of the gap between the steel bars and the heating of the stove, I walked up to Guo Fatzi, slapped him on the shoulder with a palm, and said angrily: "Fatty, pay attention to the occasion, this is the mourning hall, you are laughing here to count a few meanings." ”

"Brother Jiu, I didn't mean it, but this woman is talking too funny." As he spoke, Guo Fatzi handed me the phone.

I took the phone and looked at it.,It's the QQ chat interface.,This product is really chatting about QQ.。 Sometimes, I really don't understand him, what does it mean to chat with strangers, can QQ still jump out of a beautiful woman?

Suddenly, I saw the nickname on QQ, 'Bo Liang', which was the QQ nickname of the little nurse in the hospital.

Immediately, my face turned cold, and I said angrily: "I've told you a few times, men should have dignity, that little nurse asked you to kneel in public, why do you still talk to her, do you want the dignity of a man?" ”

"No, Brother Jiu, listen to me, this person is not Zhang Yuanyuan, but another person, and the two of them just use the same nickname." Guo Fatzi hurriedly explained, snatched the phone from my hand, flipped out a photo, and said, "This is the owner of QQ." ”