I glanced at the photo, the woman was seventeen or eighteen years old, sitting at the head of the bed with a fluffy bear, dressed more fashionably, a pink shawl with a pair of pale yellow [color] bell bottoms, a white face, watery eyes, a little high nose bridge, red lips, showing a hint of a smile, as far as the photo is concerned, this girl is very beautiful.

Can such a beautiful girl have such a good chat with Guo Fatzi?

I had some doubts in my heart, and I couldn't help but glance at the photo a few times, it was indeed beautiful, and then I stared at Guo Fatzi, there was only one adjective, fat, these two people stood together, it was simply Beauty and the Beast.

suppressed the doubts in his heart, pretended to be surprised and asked, "This girl has taken a fancy to you?" ”

He nodded and said, "Sort of!" ”

"What do you mean?" I asked.

"I sent her a picture of you, and I used your name to chat with her." He said lightly.

Hearing him say this, I wanted to hit him, but this feeling was particularly strong, and I raised my hand and was about to beat Guo Fatzi, his mobile phone QQ rang, and I grabbed it, and I was stunned by the above sentence.

"There are still thirteen days of spring, I want to go to Quyang, if you have time, we can meet in Quyang! Let me tell you quietly, I am more beautiful than the photos! ”

Made, Quyang again, what's wrong with this society? All ran to Quyang one by one, what big thing is going to happen in Quyang? I don't know why.

I quickly typed a few words back in the past, "Is there something big going to happen in Quyang?" ”

Soon, QQ rang out, "I don't know, at the beginning of spring, my enemy will appear in Quyang, ta take away everything from me, I want to take back what originally belonged to me, hehe, do you think I'm a little violent." ”

Looking at this, I couldn't help but think of Joyce's beautiful face, she seemed to have been in Quyang for a while, and I don't know if I found Granny Qiao?

I was stunned for a while, and I didn't reply to her, I roughly flipped through the chat history, and I almost broke out in the above paragraph. I saw that the woman sent a message to ask Guo Fatzi what animal is most similar to humans, Guo Fatzi said frogs, the woman asked why, Guo Fatzi replied, all tadpoles became.

Made, no wonder this product is playing with his mobile phone all day long, tinkering with it for a long time, and actually flirting with beauties on QQ.

I threw the phone to him angrily and asked him what was going on with the woman.

He coughed and said, "Since you want to know so much, I will satisfy your curiosity today, that woman's name is Su Mengke, eighteen years old, and she seems to be from Hunan." This morning, she inexplicably added me QQ and asked me if I was Chen Jiu, when you opened the way in the court, I said yes, and then she told me that she had an enemy who took everything from her. ”

"And then?" I asked

"No, I've been busy with the funeral today, how can I have so much time to talk about QQ." He glanced at me angrily and pouted, like an angry little daughter-in-law.

I don't know why, I have a very strange feeling in my heart, I always feel that I may know the enemy in Su Mengke's mouth, but as for the reason, I can't say.

At this moment, there was a 'snort' sound from the side of the stove, and I turned my head to glance at it, and the whole steel bar was burned red, and the snort was the sound of the straw burning at the other end of the steel bar.

As soon as he saw this situation, he didn't have time to ask any more questions, so he greeted Guo Fatzi and asked him to ask Su Mengke's enemy, and he nodded and agreed.

I hurried over to the stove, poured some water, extinguished the straw, and when it had cooled down, I took the steel bars to the coffin.

This coffin poke hole, which is similar to the attention of the coffin lid, needs to find a central position. However, the coffin needs to be poked eight holes in the four directions of the southeast, northwest, and two holes in each direction.

The center of the two holes is not easy to find, if the two small holes are next to each other, it is not the center of the location, it will be some away, violating the word "center", when Lao Wang was talking about this, he did not poke these two holes in the end.

I thought about it for a while, and finally decided to do it according to the rules of my ancestors, and the funeral scriptures have clouds: 'Things have no yin and yang, go against the sky, the solitary yang does not give birth, the yin alone does not become successful, and the two or five are transformed, but they can be reconciled'.

The so-called half-fold is to find the middle point on the coffin, divide it into two sections, and then find the center point in the position of the two sections.

If this method is used, the two holes in the coffin cannot be poked in the center of the coffin, but are biased towards the front and tail of the coffin.

In this way, the whole coffin will become ventilated on all sides, and more importantly, the small hole above the coffin lid, once the coffin lid is covered, the nine small holes are connected, as the so-called ninety-nine to one, these nine small holes will describe a gathering yin array, and there may not be a problem before burial.

Once buried, the speed at which this coffin inhales yin qi will become extremely terrifying, and I am afraid that in less than a year, this coffin will change the aura of the entire cemetery, and even the aura of the entire mountain.

I've been thinking about how to break the yang coffin before, but I didn't expect what happened after the burial, but now that I think about it, a cold sweat broke out on my back, is my father's method really good?

For a while, I was stunned, I didn't know what to do, logically speaking, my father made coffins, and he should know everything about coffins, and now the requirements for 'two' in the funeral scriptures must be two or five probation.

These two are fundamentally conflicting, I don't doubt my father's method at all, but, the funeral scripture has never been wrong, where should these two holes be poked?

After thinking about it for a long time, I didn't find any clue, so I had to call Lao Wang and ask him to ask his father.

Just two minutes later, Lao Wang made a phone call and came back, he said: "Your father is asleep and can't wake up, but he said a dream word, 'Ninety-nine is one, with the shock of the town, the fusion of yin and yang, and the party is the foundation.' "I really don't understand you father and son, so you have to play some dumb riddle and let me be the messenger." ”

I smiled awkwardly, said thank you to Lao Wang, hung up the phone, and began to ponder the meaning of my father's words, my father's last sentence, Yin and Yang are blended, Fang Wei is fundamentally and the burial scripture is not born in the lonely yang, only yin is not successful, two or five probation, but can rush to harmony, it is the same truth, talking about the harmony of yin and yang, is it... The previous sentence of my father, ninety-nine to one, to shake the town, is the trick to burial?

I suddenly remembered that my father's last action was to throw the rice pot on the ground, that is, when buried, instead of carrying it to the tomb like an ordinary coffin, putting it aside, tinkering with the inside of the tomb, and then putting the coffin in, but carrying the coffin and smashing it directly into the tomb.

If that's the case, isn't that disrespectful to the dead? After all, whether it is burial or carrying the coffin, the emphasis is on stability, and there can be no mistakes.