Chapter 44: Underworld Tourism Crazy Judge

The two ghosts said a direction, and I kept paddling and paddling, and this sea of yin qi was so big that I couldn't see the edge at a glance. I don't know when it's the end, the two ghosts actually slept soundly, and they actually snored.

I'm sleepy, I yawn and I don't know what time it is, if I was in the sun, I would have rested.

The two ghosts almost said a direction, and they didn't say to go there, and I actually fell asleep while rowing the boat.

After a while, I was awakened by a kick from one of the ghosts: "Our two brothers have a lot of opportunities, and fatigue is inevitable, and you newly dead little ghost also wants to be lazy!" ”

I stretched my waist and didn't pay attention to them, Lao Tzu is dead, can you still let Lao Tzu die once?

I looked around and found that this place was very close to Wujia Village, and I found a lot of ghosts looking down, looking at the boat I rowed, it seemed that Wu Zhigang and Wu Gulu and Baiyinshui Zongzi and Zhao Sanni were also among them.

I looked at them in surprise for a while and couldn't help asking, "Two adults, why don't you take these ghosts into custody!" ”

"Those ghosts are not in the Three Realms, and it is not for us to control them by jumping out of the Five Elements, besides, these ghosts are ......" The ghost cha said, and suddenly felt as if he had slipped his mouth, and hurriedly stopped saying it and urged me to row.

I was very curious, Wu Zhigang, what is the difference between them, but no matter how I ask, this ghost difference will not be said, but I understand that even the two ghosts can't do anything about them, so I am even more curious.

I paddled for another day and a night when I saw that the sea suddenly turned black and white, and there was a pillar in front of me that was as high as the sky, and it said "Yin and Yang Sea"

I was curious, as if I remembered that in that dream, someone said that the great wizard of the Jiang Ghost Clan had secretly come to the Yin Yang Sea? What is this place?

I asked the two ghosts, and they were both wary of anything, and they wouldn't tell me anything, so I shook my head and rowed anyway.

I don't know how long later, a towering dark castle gate appeared in front of me, and one of the ghosts said, "It's here, wait here!" ”

There were two Yaksha kings waiting in front of them, and I saw that they were seven or eight meters long, and their hands with six arms were holding swords, guns, swords, and halberds, and they looked very terrifying.

I couldn't help but look at it twice, and the Yaksha King immediately glared angrily: "Huh? ”

"Uh-huh! Hello, hello, I'm new here! ”

I greeted the two Yaksha kings with a smile and said one more word: "Aren't you tired of standing like this, rest for a while, there is no one now!" ”

At that moment, a Yaksha King rushed over with a weapon, but was stopped by the ghost: "Adults are angry, adults are angry, this little family doesn't understand the rules, and they are angry!" After he said for a long time, the thunderous Yaksha King put down his sword and looked at me angrily.

"What's wrong with me! I'm just concerned about you! ”

I felt aggrieved, and cautiously walked in with the two ghosts, and found that the environment inside was not bad.

The dungeons, towers and carved pavilions, waterfalls and springs, rare birds and beasts, I have seen, there is no shortage of them.

"Wow, what a beautiful place, this is the underworld?"

I can't help but wonder if the two ghosts are in the wrong place.

"Of course it is, reform and opening up, keep pace with the times, recently the prefecture has opened up this tourist area, just to change its appearance, so that all people know that the scenery of our prefecture is very good!"

The two ghosts laughed and seemed very proud, and my brow was full of black lines, thinking that in this case, this place could be called heaven.

However, there are only a few kilometers of beautiful places in this area, and when you walk over, you can see black clouds pressing down, cloudy winds, and ghosts crying wolves everywhere.

My heart has reached the underworld.

"Let's go, let the judge convict you, and our two brothers can rest!"

The two ghosts almost pushed me impatiently and entered the judge's hall in the capital city.

"Find out that Liu Xiaoxie is full of crimes, he does all kinds of evil, spit saliva, scold, deceive, fight, and the sentence goes to the tongue pulling prison, and it will be executed immediately, and there must be no mistakes!"

The judge didn't even look at the book of life and death, Yin and Yang, and sentenced me directly.

I immediately disagreed, and immediately pleaded: "Wait, adults only saw me spitting saliva, scolding, and deceiving people, why didn't you say that I saved people and helped my grandmother cross the road, isn't it too unfair?" ”

"Fair, you're joking, what's fair in this world, you've been brought here, Lao Tzu is fair, call me!"

The Yin and Yang Judge saw that I had sharp teeth and sharp mouth, and ordered a dozen or so ghosts around me to fight with a killing stick.

"Fuck your sister's old judge, you judge the case indiscriminately, you can't die a good death!"

I shouted loudly, "Come on, kill Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu has never done anything bad, and there is no royal law, I want to see King Yama!" ”

"You, you, you, it's the other way around! What a rampant boy, you dare to be presumptuous when you get here, and to tell you the truth, it was the king of Hades who caught you in! ”

The life and death judge's angry fingers trembled: "Look at the punishment, look at the punishment, let this kid know how powerful our Hades Palace is, right!" ”

"I'm not convinced, I'm not convinced!"

I shouted loudly: "Why was Lao Tzu arrested, if you don't give me justice today, Lao Tzu will die here, sacrifice your life for righteousness!" ”

"Oops!"

I was still beaten up, and then a little maid came in and shouted: "The judge is angry, the judge is angry!" ”

Then the little maid whispered a few words to the judge of life and death, and the judge widened his eyes and was surprised for a while, and finally shouted in shock: "Put yourself in prison and listen to the Hou's disposal!" ”

And just like that, the judge didn't make a clear decision, and I was put in jail with a dozen ghosts.

I casually asked the little ghosts around me, and it turned out that they were all doing too much abuse, and the judge didn't know how to sentence, so they were only detained for a few days.

I'll go to your sister's, this place doesn't seem to be Lao Tzu's coming, Lao Tzu should go to heaven to see his sister.

I scolded angrily: "Judge, you old animal, actually locked me in here in a daze, and when Lao Tzu goes out, he will definitely give you two a charm, strip your beard, and send you to the West Heaven!" ”

Scolding and scolding me to cry sadly, my father is still waiting for me to be filial, woo, I want to see my mother!

"Don't cry, don't cry!" A few people who were imprisoned comforted me: "We were all arrested for no reason, everyone is the same, let the family spend some money and go out, the palace of the king of Hades is open to money, there is no reason to come in if you have no money!" ”

I cried for a while, touched that there was nothing on my body, the golden key I protected was gone, and the ghost wife didn't follow me in.

I really finished playing this time, and I couldn't help but look at it when I saw a few ghosts fighting cards with ghosts.

I asked the ghosts around to know that the fighting cards played here are the same as those played in the yang world, rolling and staring, and when you lose a certain amount of money, you can go out, and burn some paper money to pay off your debts for your family.

"Play with them, but you can only lose and not win, if you win money here, you won't want to go out for the rest of your life!"

A ghost kindly reminded me.

I rubbed my hands together, thinking that it was interesting, maybe I could win more money and bribe to pay it back, and I immediately refreshed myself when I thought of this.