The night was surprisingly quiet.

After entering the house, Yang Yan scanned around with her eyes like a policeman checking a temporary residence permit, and then quietly looked at me through the dim light of the lamp, probably to see if I was handsome, or didn't look like a bad person.

"Do you want me to turn on the fluorescent lamp for you?" I asked Yang Yan seriously.

"No need," Yang Yan said softly in a low voice, "I found out that you are not as handsome as my boyfriend!" ”

I gasped, slowly pulled a deformed cigarette out of my pocket, lit it, took a deep breath, and slowly exhaled it. I looked at Yang Yan with a dull gaze like a dead fish, then picked up a bottle of beer, bit the cap with my teeth and began to drink.

"I want to drink it too!" Yang Yan said faintly.

"Here you go!" I said and handed Yang Yan a bottle of beer.

Yang Yan unceremoniously picked up the bottle and blew it, looking rougher and more bold than me.

Drank for a while and chatted for a while.

"I want to go back!" Yang Yan said.

"Aren't you scared to stay alone in the house?" I asked, snorting out of wine.

"I'll be even more scared if I stay with you," Yang Yan said after putting down the bottle, "I'll have to go to him tomorrow!" ”

"What if you find it?" I saw through everything and said, "It's useless for you to find this kind of irresponsible man!" ”

"What if you don't look for it?" Yang Yan said hesitantly, "It's not all because of him!" ”

"It's time to find it!" I thought about it for a moment and said, "At least you'll die when you find him!" ”

"Thank you for being with me tonight," Yang Yan said with a grateful look at me, "otherwise I wouldn't know what would have happened!" ”

"You're welcome!" I said with a hippie smile, "I'll be there whenever you need it, I'll be there when you call it, and I'll be there as soon as I call it, just like a call girl, and it's free!" ”

Yang Yan smiled slightly, and her face after the rain showed a few rays of bright sunshine.

My heart also inexplicably brightened.

"If you can't find him, come back to me!" I said it seriously.

"What are you looking for?" Yang Yan stood at the door and asked hesitantly.

"Solve the problem!" I snorted and said, "How old are you, you can't have children!" ”

"You're going with me?" Yang Yan seemed to ask seriously.

"What's that?" I said indifferently, "Anyway, I've done a lot of things in my life, and it doesn't hurt to do one more time!" ”

Yang Yan looked at me and pursed her mouth again, not knowing whether she wanted to laugh or cry, or whether she didn't want to laugh or cry; Then, her lips moved, she turned, crept out the door, and went back to sleep.

Yang Yan is gone.

But I didn't feel sleepy.

I looked at the corner of the wall where I usually drank beer for two or three days, picked up a bottle, and began to drink it one bottle after another.

I'm drunk because I'm lonely;

I'm lonely because I'm alone;

I'm alone, but I often feel hypersexual.

I was so lonely and drunk in the feeling of hypersexuality.

By the time I woke up, it was already the afternoon of the next day.

I dizzily took stock of the empty bottles strewn across the room, and I needed to know which round I remembered last night; Then, I lifted my sleepy and weak legs, which were filled with lead, stepped over the mess of wine bottles in the room, and went out with bad intentions, knocking on Yang Yan's door, and she was not there; Back in the house, I went on to destroy two more beers; Then, going out again, knocking on the door again, and that's when she came back.

"Did you find it?" My emperor is not in a hurry, and the eunuchs are in a hurry.

"No," Yang Yan shook her head, "He's avoiding me!" ”

"What's the use of finding such a man?" I said indignantly, "If you suffer a loss, you will suffer a loss!" There's still a long way to go! None of these stinky men are good! ”

"Are you a stinky man?" Yang Yan asked with a wry smile.

"Yes yes yes and yes yes," I said in a weird way, "because I often have some hooliganistic thoughts of molesting women; I say no because I often just think about it and never put it into action and don't have the opportunity to do it! ”

Yang Yan laughed.

When she laughs, it's easy to feel an urge, an urge to hug and touch her.

"I'll tell you a story!" I said to Yang Yan, "A girl once told me about it. ”

Yang Yan smiled and nodded.

"There was a girl who had fallen out of love, and she was so sad that she thought about death," I started talking about after taking a big sip of beer, "and my friend asked her, 'Do you love him?'" The girl said, 'I love him very much!' The friend asked her again: 'Does he love you?' The girl said: 'I don't love it at all!' Her friend advised her: 'Well, it is he who should be sad, because he has lost someone who loves him very much, and you have just lost someone who does not love you!' I looked at Yang Yan, who was silent and indifferent, and then said meaninglessly, "The truth of this story is very simple, falling out of love is just losing someone who doesn't love you!" However, it is difficult for many people who are caught up in it to wake up. A leaf obscures the eyes, and the whole forest is gone; A ship ran aground, negating all shipping lanes. The days have to go on, the broken love is just like a disease rather than a terminal illness, and the only one who can heal the pain may be on your own! ”

"I understand this truth," Yang Yan said quietly, "but I just can't do it!" ”

"There is no grass at the end of the earth," I said, "and the birds should choose good trees to perch on!" After one mountain, we will see another mountain scenery; Close one door to love, and we will open many more doors to our love! I paused, took a sip of beer, and then began to gush again, "In this world, the only person who can really accompany yourself to the end may be yourself, so why bother to live with yourself?" We are not parasites, whoever leaves can live......"

Yang Yan looked at me quietly and listened quietly.

From time to time, she also frowned or smiled slightly to show puzzlement or understanding.

"I really found out," Yang Yan suddenly said seriously, "You speak with a fairy aura!" ”

"Fairy or wine?" I asked.

"And I also found out," Yang Yan said with a serious face, "although you are not as handsome as my boyfriend, you are smarter than him!" ”

"Why are you thinking about him again?" I pretended to be angry and said, "You've gotten to the point where you don't want to live here, and you still miss him!" ”

"I want to forget him too," Yang Yan said helplessly, "but I just can't do it!" ”

"Then I, an immortal, will give you some guidance today," I looked at Yang Yan's young and beautiful face, and then looked at her ignorant eyes, and said with kindness and ill will, "As long as you listen to me and follow the method I teach you, within three days, you will walk out of this rainy season of feelings and see the bright sunshine over the capital again!" I wonder if I can smell the faint fragrance of flowers in the air after the rain has passed! ”

"What's the solution?" Yang Yan seemed interested.

"From now on, throw away everything that has to do with this relationship!" I said in a firm tone, "Clean up everything related to him, throw it away if you can, out of sight, out of mind, so as not to see things and think about people!" Love is like this, when holding hands, it is like a silkworm spinning silk, the more you vomit, the more you spit out, the more lingering; If you break up, those love threads will become a mess, the more you pull it, the more messy it becomes, and the more irritated it is! With a knife, it hurts for a while rather than for a lifetime! I couldn't wait and said, "If you can't bear it, I'll come!" That's what I love to do! ”

"Does that work?"

"How do you know if you don't try?"

"That's good!" Yang Yan gritted her teeth and said, "I've wanted to do this for a long time, but I can't bear it all the time!" Yang Yan said and began to rummage through the cabinets to find it, "This dress was bought for me by him, and he once said that I looked the best in it!" He looks good at his mother's size, she's a liar! Yang Yan said viciously, picking up the scissors with her hands and feet, and in the sound of "click", the long sleeves became short sleeves, and the short sleeves became vests, and the vests eventually became wisps, and it was impossible to tie the mop, "I have never found that it is so enjoyable to engage in destruction!" ”

I know that Yang Yan is obviously angry.

In a few moments, the house became a garbage dump.

I sat silently on the edge of the bed.

I was sipping a beer while watching Yang Yan try to end a relationship.

"It's so much easier!" After a period of smashing and robbing, Yang Yan sat on the edge of the bed tiredly, let out a long breath, looked at the garbage in the room and sighed, "No wonder you are so tired of living, it turns out that you are carrying so much garbage!" Yang Yan said and snatched the beer bottle from my hand, and after taking two sips roughly, she picked up her arm and smashed the bottle with a "bang", "You say, do I have to stab him twice in the face or wipe his neck, and see what he will do to deceive other girls in the future?" Yang Yan asked me with blood-red eyes.

"What do you say?" I asked Yang Yan.

"If I wipe his neck," Yang Yan said with a sad face, "I will definitely go to prison, then my mother will be very sad!" ”

Looking at Yang Yan, who had a long boyfriend and a short boyfriend just now, under the guidance of me, an immortal, I was going to pull someone twice on my face or wipe my neck, and a sense of accomplishment arose.

"No, I still have to go find him!" Yang Yan said as she stood up, "If you don't wipe his neck, at least you have to scold him for being a dog blood spray, otherwise how can you digest this evil breath?" ”

I nodded in satisfaction.

Yang Yan viciously picked up a fruit knife and went out.

I laughed, sang and danced until I grabbed two bottles of beer, and then jumped to the top of the building, and watched the clouds roll and the birds and birds fall while crossing Erlang's legs, and I drank it in a good mood.

Very late, very late, Yang Yan came back.

She arrived before the laughter arrived.

She didn't go back to her house, but went straight to mine.

After laughing heartily, Yang Yan silently picked up a bottle of beer on the table and drank it without saying a word; As I drank and drank, my tears suddenly "poofed" and fell down like beads of broken thread.