Chapter 5 The coffin on the mountain road

"Coffin? What year? Luo Yuanhao asked.

"How do I know, aren't you an expert?" Zhang Wei replied while opening the door and inviting Luo Yuanhao to eat the so-called feast. "I bought a roll of steel wire to make ink fountain wire, and the tensile force of the wire is a ton, and I use it to tie the coffin, properly. Tomorrow we're going to lift it up with a crane. ”

"Is this ring road a tofu scum project?" Luo Yuanhao asked again.

"I haven't checked, it shouldn't be, it's been used for more than ten years, right?"

"Didn't they know what was going on when they built the road?"

"I definitely don't know, the lower section of the ring road is a commercial street, and the back section is a villa area, if I knew that there was this thing, I would have quietly disposed of it a long time ago."

"Have you been there?"

"I lived there when I was a kid, and then it was demolished, and I never went there. I heard that Feng Shui is very good, and it is a land of wealth. Zhang Wei said.

"Is there anything else? You know, I'm not a big fan of Feng Shui. Because Feng Shui, in my opinion, is basically a lie. Only a very small number have a rigorous logical and scientific basis. I can also talk about Feng Shui theory, the impression of Feng Shui theory, it seems that it is used to fool the boss's surname. Belch...... How to describe it? It is a white lie that makes the people more convinced of the feng shui master, and the things that may be extremely absurd to do next will not feel so absurd. ”

Zhang Wei thought about it carefully, and said: "Speaking of feng shui, the villa areas in that area are all 'from the back of the mountain', is this considered to destroy feng shui?" ”

The so-called building from the back of the mountain refers to two kinds, one is very comical to build on the back of the mountain, that is, the shade side, the mountain blocks the sun, and the building is built on the shadow side, so that the building is used to live in people, and sooner or later there will be problems.

The other category is the Great Evil Landscape. The Tang Dynasty poet Li Shangyin was very talented, and he listed the things of the great scenery in the "Miscellaneous Compilation", such as: the clear spring is wet, the flowers are sunburned, and the mountain is raised and other situations.

Now that such a sign has been made, it is time to take a good look.

After the two finished the dinner, it was already very late, and they chatted for a while, saying that they wanted Luo Yuanhao to live in Ma Sanye's house.

"Bah, you die Zhang Wei, it's so late, let me go to live in the third master's house, are you sick?" Ma Sanye's house is already very close to his home, but he just told his mother that he will live in the school dormitory tonight, and he will not go home, and he will go back tomorrow.

Temporary change of hexagram is naturally no problem for my family, but the problem is that I am angry with Zhang Wei's brain-dead! This has low emotional intelligence, no wonder he doesn't have a girlfriend!

Luo Yuanhao has nothing to say, and he doesn't have a girlfriend, but he just laughs at fifty steps and takes a hundred steps.

I heard that there will be tens of millions of singles in the future, and I can't join the army of singles, so come on!

Ma Sanye lives alone and has no wife. Live in the old people's club, two floors up and down, and live in one room for Luo Yuanhao. That night, the two of them talked for an hour before going to bed.

At this time, Luo Yuanhao's stomach began to growl, is this the legendary family bucket feast?

He has already begun to regret it, why is he holding on to his good face, and asked Ma Sanye if it is not good to eat? Or simply go home, Mom will definitely make a pot of delicious food.

"Alas, depressed......" After a long sigh, Luo Yuanhao fell asleep.

Before dawn, Zhang Wei was already waiting for him downstairs. But Luo Yuanhao found that this guy's dark circles were obviously thicker and bigger.

"This guy jerked off all night? Is it a masturbation game? Or masturbation what? ”

I saw that he was carrying a schoolbag and a violin box.

The violin is always reminiscent of a sniper rifle or a high-powered shotgun in it. There are countless similar plots in various film and television works.

Luo Yuanhao was a little curious, so he stepped forward and took the violin box and asked, "There are new weapons in it?" ”

"How do you know?" Zhang Wei was shocked! "I'm here to surprise you all night!"

"You're not going to really put a gun, are you?" It was Luo Yuanhao's turn to be shocked.

"Your two pistols, I actually made them a long time ago, the important thing is that this high-powered shotgun has a shooting distance of only ten meters, but it can spray out more than a thousand glutinous rice in one breath, and if there is that zongzi, one shot will be made into a sieve! Theoretically, you can deal with flying zombies, drop your gun with your left and right hands while retreating, and after firing four bullets, you can also shoot a shotgun. ”

"Well, your theory is clever. But I think it's more likely that if I step back and don't see the road, I'm more likely to fall and give up my head. ”

"Hahaha......" Ma Sanye, who got up early, laughed out loud when he heard it, he was older, his laughter turned into a cough, and then said, "Lao Niu is coming soon, you wait." ”

Luo Yuanhao nodded, and said, "In addition, do you mean zombies by zongzi?" Where did this title come from? We usually call zombies witches, or mummies. ”

"Zongzi? It seems that many novels have this title. Zhang Wei said.

"Oh, it's made up." Luo Yuanhao nodded and stopped talking.

After Second Uncle Niu arrived, the four of them got into a taxi and left.

Along the way, Luo Yuanhao put on a white hair cover and black cloth shoes, and when he got off the car, an old man with a slightly rickety, but childish face appeared in front of the contractor.

The foreman of the bag was about to step forward to shake hands with Luo Yuanhao, but in order to avoid gangsters, Ma Sanye walked in front of Luo Yuanhao to shake hands for him: "Master, he has a heavy cold, you have low luck recently, and you are going to get sick when you shake hands." ”

"Oh oh oh, I see, a few masters, please." The foreman walked with a few men for five or six minutes before he came to the side of the cracked road. A very thick iron plate is padded on it, and the vehicle can pass through it for a while. At this time, the iron plate was pulled apart.

Zhang Wei had already informed that there would be a live broadcast today before he left, so when it was time for the live broadcast, there were as many as 200 viewers waiting.

Luo Yuanhao took a look and found that the outside of the road was seriously cracked, and it was not uncommon for a pig to fall casually, and the inner side was close to the mountain and did not crack. It's as if the highway suddenly opens its mouth and chooses people to devour.

Borrowing the sun's rays in the morning, I opened the rift, and it was more than ten meters deep!

The dark coffin is in that position, and the mobile phone is not a professional camera after all, so it can't shoot clearly at all, so in the live broadcast room, all of them are "go down and take a look".

Luo Yuanhao walked down the cracked mountain, and when he looked at it again, he inhaled hard, there was no corpse qi at all, and there was nothing weird. And there is plenty of sunshine here, and there is a bustling commercial street below, with all kinds of brand stores stretching all the way down without end.

Luo Yuanhao turned on the mobile phone light, his mobile phone light was comparable to a flashlight, so it was very bright, and the dark coffin below was unobstructed.

"There are coffins!" Someone began to leave messages in the live broadcast room.

"This coffin looks like new."

"There seems to be room under the coffin."

"If you look at the address structure, it's a bit like a cave. Small caves. ”

"Could it be a cave burial? It seems to be a situation peculiar to ethnic minority areas. ”

"What kind of frame burial, that is called hanging coffin, also called cliff burial, is distributed in the southern minority areas. It's terrible to be uneducated. ”

"That's not a hanging coffin, the cave is too small, it doesn't form a cliff, and it's inside, who has the ability to put it in?"

"It's all, just wait for the master to take out the coffin."

"The coffin can be taken out to hang, don't you see that the narrowest part is not even thirty centimeters?"

More than ten meters deep, there may be a karst cave below, there are no dozens of tons of cement, and I don't want to fill this section of the road. However, if you want to save this bit of cement, it is not that there is no way, that is, it is overhead, only pouring cement on the surface, and leaving it to the bottom of it.

The reason why the contractor didn't do this was because he didn't want this place to move again one day, continue to crack, and continue to expose the coffin.

"Want to do it once and for all, but you're only willing to give 10,000 yuan?" Luo Yuanhao felt that this contractor was too picky, and he had to find a way to let the contractor fill the small karst cave with inferior cement, which was almost the cost of 10,000 yuan. And you can also get a mobile phone, killing two birds with one stone.

It's just that this coffin has no coffin, and it is obviously not a funeral for a rich and noble family, and it has no smell at all, and it doesn't look like a corpse.

It's just cracked in this place, right?

The sun gradually shifted, gradually aimed at the crack, and when the light was abundant, Luo Yuanhao didn't think much about it, and said to Ma Sanye: "Ma Sanye, you see, this contractor is a little picky, what I want is to let him fill the cement and get the money that belongs to us." Sorry for you, go talk to him. ”

The foreman of the contractor was competing with Zhang Wei at this time: "This really can't be filmed, can't be filmed, big brother." ”

Zhang Wei said: "Look at my hand, no, look at my mobile phone, you are in it, it is a mosaic, no one can see you." ”

The contractor didn't dare to look at the camera at all, for fear of being deceived. One hand covered his face, and the other hand wanted to snatch the phone: "If you can't see it, you can't do it, he can't happen to this thing, do you understand?" ”

Zhang Wei said: "Now is the information age, I don't send it, others already know about it, I just use it and send it again." ”

The foreman said: "We said at the beginning, if you don't shoot, why did you shoot secretly?" You've already filmed, I don't care, anyway, I can't shoot if you kill me now. ”

The foreman of the contractor has great strength and a strong figure, and one arm stopped Zhang Wei's body. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't tear through the enemy's encirclement, and he was so anxious that he jumped to his feet.

At this time, Second Uncle Niu came up from below and pulled Ma Sanye up by the way.

Seeing this, the foreman hurriedly folded his hands and bowed like a Buddha: "Two masters, what do you say next, has it been solved?" ”

Ma Sanye pulled the foreman aside and whispered, which made Zhang Wei very happy, and hurriedly slapped at the crack, and then talked endlessly about what happened today, and even the weather changes and time were clearly explained.

"Where's the ink fountain line?" Luo Yuanhao turned around and asked.

"In my bag." Zhang Wei immediately put the mobile phone on the ground, and then took out the bundle of thin steel wires more than 20 meters from his schoolbag and handed it to Luo Yuanhao.

"Today, I will also hang up the coercion and make a martial arts film." Luo Yuanhao said, tied the so-called ink fountain thread to the belt buckle, and then asked Zhang Wei to wrap around the pine wood on the side, ready to go down.

Soon the sunlight turned around, facing the crack, and Luo Yuanhao immediately climbed down with all his might.