Ma Sanye said:

"You don't know how to do it. It is true that the body has a purple color after death. Purple stiffness is formed, mainly by murdered, especially strangled people, with purple all over the body. Of course, there are also cases where the corpse spots are abnormal, scattered all over the body, and they look purple.

When a person is buried after death, in a humid environment with air and no sunlight, there will be mold and bacteria on the body, and white fluff will grow, which is actually a very small mushroom. Tell me, which level is low and which level is high? ”

Second Uncle Niu didn't wait for him to think about it, and said: "Fortunately, it's daytime, if it is night, you rush into the car and disturb it, we can ...... together."

"Bah, don't say unlucky things." Ma Sanye hurriedly stopped.

Zhang Wei really noticed what a fatal mistake he had made, and hurriedly humbly learned: "So, the name of the wandering corpse doesn't sound very good, but it's actually very powerful?" ”

Ma Sanye said: "I have been out of the funeral home for several years, not to mention the purple zombie, even the white zombie has been cremated." If they are asleep, they are basically harmless, and they have never been seen when they are awake. As for the higher levels, I haven't seen it. ”

Second Uncle Niu said: "Don't say anything to scare children. ”

"Is he a child? Almost thirty people. ”

"If you don't marry a wife, you're a child."

When Zhang Wei heard about marrying a wife or something at this age, he selectively didn't hear it, and quickly changed the topic: "Have white-haired zombies seen it too?" ”

"Why didn't you see it? Some families go abroad with their families, and they may go to the north to seek a living, while those in the inland go to the coast to seek a living, and they never come back. But every year Qingming has to come back to the grave, thousands of miles away, how troublesome. I asked someone to dig up the grave and take away the white-haired zombies inside with sparks. ”

Zhang Wei immediately asked again: "How powerful is that wandering corpse?" ”

"We haven't seen each other, how do we know how powerful it is." Ma Sanye said, he also took out a cigarette, smoked it one by one, and then continued, "Green zombie, I have heard that the fungus on the body has grown for a long time, and the sun shines, just what kind of photosynthesis, transformed into green plants, it becomes a green-haired zombie." ”

Second Uncle Niu smiled: "This is all heard, but although there is no information about the wandering corpses, we can find clues from the ancient classics." ”

"Oh? What canon? "Zi Bu Yu", "Taiping Guangji", "Reading Wei Caotang Notes", "Liao Zhai", "Zhong Kui", "Classic of Mountains and Seas", "Sou Shen Ji", "Ping Demon Ji"? ”

No one expected that this Zhang Wei was still a lover of these classical books, and he reported so much in one go. It seems that it is not unreasonable for him to come to the live broadcast with an iron rice bowl.

But suddenly I heard him say to himself again: "I remember, there seems to be a mention of these zombie classifications in "Zi Bu Yu". ”

"No, these are all three-legged cat characters, and what I'm going to tell is a really powerful story."

Second Uncle Niu said matter-of-factly, he hadn't read any of these books, and of course he didn't know that there were some demons in them that destroyed the world, especially "The Classic of Mountains and Seas". He took a puff of cigarette, and then said, "What I'm going to say is 'Monkey King beats the white bone spirit three times'." ”

"Huh? "Journey to the West"? ”

"That's right, but Sun Wukong also has a copy of the three dozen white bone spirits, and now it's lost." Second Uncle Niu said firmly.

Zhang Wei finally reacted, his eyes widened and asked, "Second Uncle Niu, you don't mean that this white bone spirit just doesn't turn bones, right?" Sun Wukong's strength in Taiyi Sanxian also has to fight three sticks!? ”

In front of the gods and Buddhas, the white bone spirit is a rookie who has just started. But if you put it in front of ordinary people, it will be a complete demon.

"That's right, that's pretty much it." Where does Second Uncle Niu know what Taiyi Sanxian is, when he saw Zhang Wei say it himself, he accepted it when he saw it, and immediately took over the conversation.

"What kind of world is this?" Zhang Wei was a little confused, and thought to himself, I was still reading the scientific observation report column yesterday, why did I invite the monsters in the mythological story today?

The strength of the white bone spirit, for ordinary people, is the lethality of a nuclear bomb, and there is no room for resistance.

The level of the wandering corpse is a lot lower, and I'm afraid it's also a C4 bomb, and it's still irregular. It's just that it's not showing it now.

Although he didn't know the specific case of zombies, he had already ranked zombies according to the power of thermal weapons.

Purple Zombie, White Zombie, and Mao Zombie, these three levels are the levels that ordinary people are likely to kill, and at most they are firecrackers. As for the green zombie, Ma Sanye has only heard about it, and it is estimated that he wants to use the power of mortals to kill it, which is unlikely, let's define it as a high-power revolver.

As for the flying zombies, that is the level of mountain artillery, out of the category of firearms.

The Wandering Corpse is equal to the moving C4 bomb.

Generally speaking, if the corpse is stationary, it is equivalent to a tonnage of mine bombs.

If you don't turn into bones, it's naturally a nuclear bomb.

Zhang Wei couldn't help but complain: Shouldn't the upgrade of fighting monsters come step by step? How can it be directly **oss?

No wonder Shi Gong ran so fast, his feelings were the highest, and his feelings about the crisis were the most real! ** like me, I don't know anything, and I'm still in the dark!

The master, who was missed by Zhang Weixin, was trembling on the bus at the moment: "Eh, you should study hard." ”

Luo Yuanhao survived to deal with a stiff hair, and when he met a flying zombie, he was completely defeated. At this moment, he only felt that the earth was too dangerous, so it was better to go back to Mars.

So, he didn't care about himself, played games, listened to music, and honestly went to Malanshan Technical School after the vacation.

He sounded the drum of retreat, but Zhang Wei did not. On his third day of school, he called. At this time, his phone had not been replaced, and it was still in the shape of an elderly machine, and he was a little ashamed to show it in front of his roommates and ran to the corner to answer it.

"What's the matter, tell me quickly."

"Everything you want, you've got it." Zhang Wei was very excited.

"What's going on? Also, who are you? ”

", your old man is really a noble man who forgets things, I'm Zhang Wei, it's the legendary technology nerd!"

Luo Yuanhao was a little depressed, he wanted to pretend that he didn't know, he didn't want to wade into this troubled water, why couldn't the other party hear it? "Oh, Zhang Wei, I haven't been in touch for a while, have you?"

"In order to catch up with your firearms, I have been forgetting to sleep and eat lately! Yesterday, I did another live broadcast, showing off my weapons and equipment again, and the majority of netizens also provided a lot of suggestions. ”

Luo Yuanhao let out an "oh" without being salty, and heard that his roommates had started to brush their teeth and wash their faces, and most of the girls in the dormitory next door were still talking about which class had the most beautiful girls.

"You come over this weekend, it's a technical school anyway, it doesn't matter."

"What, you look down on me as a technical school student!"

The other end of the phone hurriedly apologized: "No, I mean, technical school, where you learn skills, it doesn't matter if you have cultural classes." Ironclad weekends, hurry up and take a look, you are satisfied. ”

"But it didn't work." Luo Yuanhao planned to hang up the phone.

"Don't hang up the phone, I know you're cowardly, so let's start with little zombies."

"What? What coaxed, when did I coax? Speak to me clearly! Heads-up or group? ”

"I didn't say that...... I'm not a good talker, so if you've heard it, you've never heard it. ”

"Fart, let me tell you, everyone is an adult, you can eat indiscriminately, and you can't talk nonsense. I hung up. ”

Zhang Wei said: "Don't hang up yet, listen to me." ”

"Give you ten seconds to get me interested." Luo Yuanhao said.

Zhang Wei immediately said, "Aren't you going to buy a mobile phone?" Someone is willing to give a reward of 10,000 yuan, as long as we have a real guy! Ma Sanye and Second Uncle Niu have pensions, they don't want money, this 10,000 yuan, you buy an apple, and the rest of the money belongs to me, how about it? ”

Luo Yuanhao was immediately moved, fighting a little zombie is also serious, as long as you can really buy a mobile phone, it doesn't matter: "Then take a look, come over this Friday afternoon holiday." ”

Ma Sanye and Second Uncle Niu have pensions, this Luo Yuanhao is not very clear, they look too young, and they don't look like they have reached retirement age at all. When I first met them, they were playing chess in the park. He himself went to school on the shortcut road, and the more he walked, the more familiar he became.

After sleeping for another day and a half of class, Luo Yuanhao finally went to Zhang Wei's house with excitement.

Zhang Wei, to be honest, has a fuller appearance, has good family conditions, and can work by himself. just doesn't have a girlfriend, and in private he teased him for being a glass and making a broken back mountain.

But this guy is really a tech nerd, and there is no concept of a bedroom in his personal residence, and all of them are occupied by some gadgets. The floor was littered with screwdrivers, files, welding tools, insulated gloves, wires, scissors, claw hammers, circuit boards, coin cells, resistors, plastic tubes, PV tubes, and more. The place where he sleeps is the couch and the computer desk.

Bad habits, let him wear two dark circles anytime and anywhere.

As soon as the street lights came on, Luo Yuanhao went to Zhang Wei's house, and then Zhang Wei put two pistols in Luo Yuanhao's hands as if he were offering treasures.

Holding these two long-barreled pistols, Luo Yuanhao felt like he was returning to his childhood in a trance, picking up plastic bullets on the ground in the vegetable market. It's a pity that his physical games are too short, and the rise of arcades and video games has taken away most of the children, so he has no chance to contact them.

He took the gun, and he shot it at the plastic pipe.

"Bang"

After the dull sound, the aging plastic pipe has been broken by the glutinous rice, and the glutinous rice on the ground has also been crushed. The power is comparable to a 100-dollar air gun, and the lethality of this air gun can kill poultry! It already falls under the category of controlled firearms.

"How far can you hit?" Luo Yuanhao asked.

"Twenty-two meters, twenty-five meters downwind, or more. Twenty meters against the wind is less than a little, and it will not be shorter. The speed of the gun is relatively slow, two shots a second. Clockwork, capable of firing five shots and then rewinding. After a hundred shots, the gun is basically useless. ”

Luo Yuanhao closed his eyes and thought about it and said: "Fei Stiff has about ten meters in a gliding jump, and the speed is at the level of an Olympic gold medalist, so I can only shoot two shots." If one of the shots misses, I'm basically hanging. ”

"So I got two." Zhang Wei seemed to see hope.

"The gun is too heavy, it must weigh five or six pounds, right?"

"2.3 kilograms, almost five pounds. But we're not going to fight the zombie ......."

"Set your goals a little higher, and if you encounter them, dare to fight. Of course, if you are stiff, we don't have to think about it, just send it away. ”

Zhang Wei smiled: "Don't be so pessimistic, go, I'll take you to a big dinner." Let's go eat KFC, shall we? ”

"Remove your 'bar' word, it is easy to cause misunderstanding when you listen to it."

Zhang Wei muttered to himself several times, but never understood what it meant.

He didn't know that there was such a sentence circulating in Luo Yuanhao's class: "Pretend to be tired, right?" Going to eat gnawing **? ”

Luo Yuanhao said: "The times are advancing, and the props for subduing demons and eliminating demons must also improve!" The clockwork style really doesn't work, it's heavy, it's slow, and the next time you use an air gun, three or four shots a second is about the same. Fifty meters away is more reassuring. ”

"You don't know anything about mechanics at all, and the effective shooting distance of police small-caliber pistols was only a dozen meters."

"Are we going to hit people? If it's below the hair stiff, especially the five scum of the purple zombie, just go empty-handed. If you light a fire, you won't have any. After a pause, Luo Yuanhao said again, "What ordinary people can deal with is a walking corpse at most, that is, the level of Bai Zombie." The IQ of the green-haired zombie has improved, and the combat effectiveness has also leapfrogged, unless there are many people, it can no longer be taken. ”

Zhang Wei nodded, when it came to these theoretical knowledge, he listened very modestly, and then said:

"I'll tell you about what happened this time. On the Internet, our live broadcast is on fire, there is a contractor, who seems to be a contractor, who also watched our video, and called specifically, and the other party said that it has been so long since the earthquake in the inland area, and I don't know how to do it, the ring road on our side actually collapsed. There's a coffin out there! ”