Pretending to be cute can solve the problem of population expansion in an instant, but it would be nice to put it in modern times! If you are cool and handsome, humans will have to use asexual reproduction, an idiot can be your teacher, a mentally retarded can teach you to speak human, as long as you look up, the ozone layer will burst, and you want to immigrate to Mars in order to leave you.

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down, bullets and missiles will fly at you if you go to war, grenades will blow themselves up when they see you, others will fly planes to hit Gemini and you will have the same power as long as you parachute, all the places you have visited will become monuments, and the monuments you have visited will become history.

I didn't know you until I did anything good in my eighteen lifetimes, and even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough!

Gu Xiao scolded in one breath, and the robber leader fainted to death on the spot, and by the time the crowd arrived, he had already died of foaming at the mouth!

Gu Xiao quickly ran to the street and stood in front of the young woman and the two old men, and the tired three looked at the iron-masked man who suddenly rushed out in surprise, and they were afraid and confused for a while.

"Hello!" Gu Xiao chuckled and said hello to the three of them.

"You...... Okay......" The young girl returned to Gu Xiao's friendly greeting.

"Are you in trouble?" Gu Xiao continued to speak, his face unfathomable.

When the three of them heard this, their eyes instantly widened, and they were completely surprised in Gu Xiao's words, they were stunned for three seconds, and then the three of them knelt down together. shouted continuously: "O master! ”

Long Yuqi who followed only instinctively frowned, what is this?

"Don't be polite, get up and talk." Gu Xiao chuckled and stepped forward to help the young girl.

When the three of them saw that there was a master to help, the joy on their faces was completely revealed, and the girl's delicate face did not show a touch of blush.

"Good man! Please help! Lao Ran stepped forward and said with tears in his eyes. The Red River, which was about to grab the sky, was about to overflow, but Gu Xiao stopped it loudly: "Okay, let's go in and talk about it!" Talking on the street, be careful that the walls have ears! (Weakly ask, where did the wall come from!) ）

Under the leadership of Gu Xiao, the three of them followed into the room of the inn in disbelief, at first this room belonged to Long Yuqi, but this time it was back, it was impossible for Gu Xiao to vacantly give up the room, so he could only find Long Yuqi.

"That's it! Uncle, say it! Gu Xiao sat in front of the panicked three and said with a chuckle.

When the young man saw Gu Xiao smiling, he blushed again, but he still took the old man next to him to answer Gu Xiao's question.

"That's it, we ......," the girl began, recounting the tragic fate of the three of them.

Gu Xiao sulked his head and didn't speak, just clenched his fists, the volcano was about to erupt.

"Damn, it's so damnful! You have to blow up his nest! Gu Xiao clenched his fists and said angrily.

After hearing the girl's words, I realized that the three of them went to the capital to find relatives, but they passed by this unknown town halfway through, and they actually encountered an accident, that is, the plot that the people of the rivers and lakes are very familiar with, robbers and robbers!

It stands to reason that robbing gold and silver treasures can still be understood, what is not good to rob! actually robbed the three of them to go to the capital to find people's money, not to mention, the most important thing is to rob the girl's lifelong happiness, because the evidence left by the fiancé's house when he was a child 'one word' the address of the fiancé's house! It was also snatched away.

What is not good to rob, robbing the token of the future husband of the girl's family, doesn't this make it clear that it will not give people a good time? So the angry Gu Xiao did a very reasonable thing.

That is, he stood up and said to the young girl: "Girl, don't be afraid, what's the matter, brother is single with you!" ”

The girl didn't know what to say, just nodded instinctively.

"Dragon!" Gu Xiao turned around and shouted, and the person standing behind him was stunned, and he didn't react for a while, so he could only reply to Gu Xiao's call in half a beat.

"Yes"

"Let's go and help them get the words back," Gu Xiao said cheerfully.

Suddenly, the sad three people raised their heads violently and stared at the three people in front of them tightly, not only them, but even Long Yuqi looked at Gu Xiao with disbelieving eyes.

"You're sure!" Long Yuqi shrugged his eyebrows.

"Yes!"

"Superior!" The three of them said in unison, and Gu Xiao stretched out his hand to stop the ensuing overwhelm.

"I already have a way, I just need someone to cooperate!" Gu Xiao said. The afterglow of the corner of his eye drifted to Long Yuqi on the side.

Long Yuqi suddenly had a feeling that something was wrong, but it was too late.

"That's it...... Don't divulge it! Gu Xiao laughed, and everyone was thundered.

The sun was hanging in the sky, and at noon, this time was the hottest, so Gu Xiao, who was enjoying the shade under the big tree, bit a straw and half lay next to the big tree.

Long Yuqi stood aside, looking at Gu Xiao with eyes that can kill bacteria, very unbalanced in his heart, because at this moment, Long Yuqi was wearing a Taoist robe, holding the 'No. 1 'garlic in the rivers and lakes' in his hand and erasing it with a big fork, and then wrote it again-count! ”

Gu Xiao glanced at Long Yuqi, but smiled silently.

"Do you think this can really work, is there such a trouble, just kill it." said in a cold tone, Long Yuqi was already starting to lose patience, let alone looking at Gu Xiao's outfit.

The costume of the Taoist seems to be a little too long, and there is a brush in his hand, which is reminiscent of the treasure in the hands of the 'Tai Bai Xing'.

The most speechless thing is Gu Xiao's face, there is no latte mask to cover it, but there is an extra black mole the size of a bean next to his nose. The most indescribable thing is that there are two hairs on it! Khan! It completely changed the beautiful image of His Majesty Gu Xiao.

"Can you really find the bandits?" Long Yuqi asked suspiciously.

"What's not to do, just wait for me to speak, don't believe the robbers won't come out!" Gu Xiao said confidently.

Long Yuqi's face trembled slightly, a little gloomy, but he couldn't see what Long Yuqi was thinking.

Gu Xiao suddenly got up, patted the dust and dirt on his body, straightened up, and reached out to take the 'counting flag' in Long Yuqi's hand, because he was a Taoist priest in the rivers and lakes, he could naturally be called a counting flag.

"The sky is big, the earth is big, someone in my ancient times is the biggest, I want to know the things in the world, and the first god in the world knows the world!"

Gu Xiao took a sharp breath and began to shout to himself.

Long Yuqi behind him shuddered, and almost didn't stand firm.

The sky is big, the earth is big, someone in my ancient times is the biggest, I want to know the things in the world, and the first god in the world knows the world! The sky is big, the earth is ......

Gu Xiao's voice resounded in the woods, not to mention the bandit leader in the mountains, even the animals that hibernated three feet underground screamed.

Gu Xiao read the words in his mouth, but out of the corner of his eye, he was looking at all the movements around him, as if he was waiting for something to appear.

But a minute passed, two minutes passed, ten minutes passed, and nothing appeared! Gu Xiao began to wonder if the feng shui was not calculated well when he went out today! It's still at the wrong time, the robbers are - lunch break!

Just when Gu Xiao was depressed, a loud voice completely saved Gu Xiao.

Gu Xiao sighed: "God still loves him!" ”