(47) A mouse meets a cat
I really sighed, four or five men with big knives were already standing in front of Gu Xiao, and when they saw that Gu Xiao and his party were not dressed like rich people, they suddenly lost half a point in their good mood.
However, there is still a professional ethics to say: "I built this road, I planted this tree, I have to pass by from here, and leave the watering money!" ”
This time, Gu Xiao has a black face, how can this robber and thief say it well, if he is not an official in modern times, he can become a big celebrity, because he is too talented!
Gu Xiao had a feeling of seeing his bosom friend, looking at the robber who opened his mouth, but it was important to get down to business.
"When I passed by this place, I suddenly felt that something didn't belong here, so I looked for it" Gu Xiao stretched out his hand to pray, and didn't forget to say 'Amen' after doing it
"What do you mean by that?" One of the robbers said, his eyes full of doubt, and he felt more and more strange as he looked at the two who suddenly appeared.
Gu Xiao smiled when he heard this, shook off the signboard in his hand, "The First God in the World", and read in his mouth: "The secret of heaven must not be revealed, please allow me to meet your master!" ”
Gu Xiao closed his eyes, perfectly completed the whole set of movements of the knights of the rivers and lakes, and thought to himself: "You stupid hat, see how I will clean you up later!" ”
"This ......" a few little robbers began to look at each other, unable to make a decision for a while, looking at the Taoist priest in front of them, smiling silently, it really looks like a real Taoist priest, in case what this person said is true, then their cottage will not be finished! It's too late, it's too soon.
A small thief stepped forward and bowed to Gu Xiao: "Dao Chief, please!" ”
Hearing this, Long Yuqi, who was standing on the side, almost fell to the ground, but fortunately, he quickly held on to the big tree next to him for a while.
In this way, Gu Xiao came to the robbers' lair safely under the leadership of several robbers. I also met the bandit leader I had always wanted to see.
Until he saw the robber leader, Gu Xiao sighed, the society is still harmonious, at least this world is fair, not everyone is beautiful, God gave those big beauties everything beautiful, and quite the same people did the opposite.
For example, the big brother in front of him.
Shrugged the beard on his mouth, a man with a full face with a big belly sat on a high tiger skin chair, Gu Xiao sighed, what a pity for that tiger skin chair!
"Who, report your name!" The bandit leader suddenly shouted loudly, and the sea in front of Gu Xiao's forehead floated a few head-on.
Gu Xiao looked like a professional charlatan, and someone behind him was almost stupid.
Gu Xiao took a deep breath and spoke loudly, for fear that the robber leader would be too fat and his ears would not be hearing well: "King, the breeze is sensitive, the hoe is strong and helps the weak, there are heroes like you in the world, it is really a blessing for the people of the world!" ”
The bandit leader suddenly opened his mouth for a while, and the whole thing became interested, looking at Gu Xiao, it seemed that he really thought that Gu Xiao was some kind of immortal descending to earth or something.
Gu Xiao saw that the situation was very reasonable, and began to make a lot of nonsense.
"King, you are so good, so handsome, and the world is so big, how can you be allowed to live in such a small ravine, so Poor Dao will come to rescue you from the sea of misery today." Gu Xiao chuckled and made a big salute in front of the bandit leader.
Seeing this, the bandit leader suddenly got up awkwardly from the tiger skin chair, came to Gu Xiao's side, and stopped Gu Xiao: "Dao Chief! No need to be polite! It's me who is stupid! It's really a blessing to meet such a master today! I don't know if you can give me some advice! ”
The big-bellied bandit leader held Gu Xiao's hand and didn't let go, and the fat on his face almost made Gu Xiao spit out.
However, you can't vomit, and you have to hold back no matter what, because the show is about to begin.
"The king is so depressed today, he must have done something that he shouldn't have done!" Gu Xiao suddenly stopped and looked at the bandit leader with an unfathomable expression.
"Dao Chief, save me!" The bandit leader began to get afraid.
Gu Xiao showed a strange smile.
"Has the king done something bad lately?" Gu Xiao said slowly.
The bandit leader was startled, thinking that he had really met a living immortal, and immediately knelt in front of Gu Xiao with his feet weak.
"The king is chivalrous and righteous, but he has found the wrong object, ordinary people are naturally people who want to help, how can they be the object of robbery, so the king has committed the primary crime, hoeing the strong and helping the weak!" Gu Xiao shook his head and sighed.
The bandit leader, regardless of his fat belly, should have bowed down to Gu Xiao many times, and said to Gu Xiao with a miserable appearance: "I don't want to either!" It's just that I'm the first time to rob, originally looking for someone to practice courage, but the first time I met two old and one young, and I grabbed something casually, just like that, I'm still depressed when this mountain king doesn't know if it's good or bad
This! ”
Gu Xiao stretched out his hand and patted the mountain king on the shoulder, turned around and gave Long Yuqi a wishful smile.
"If you do too much injustice, you will kill yourself, the revolutionary road has not yet been completed, you still need to work hard, king! Hoeing the strong and helping the weak, you will one day become famous in the world! ”
"Aha" The bandit leader couldn't help it, and actually howled and cried. "Thank you, Daoist!"
With a muffled cough, Gu Xiao continued: "It's useless to keep the things you robbed, and the harmful and unprofitable things should be taken away from the king's territory by the poor road!" ”
Gu Xiao looked like a man of great compassion, really like a Guanyin monk who helped all the people, but it was a pity that the Guanyin master was a woman.
"Yes! Pray the Taoist to save us! The leader of the robbers turned back and summoned one of his men, and signaled, and the man immediately went outside, and when he came back he had something more in his hand.
A baggage.
"Give it to me" Gu Xiao stretched out his hand to the man, the man glanced at the boss, and handed it directly to Gu Xiao without seeing any objection, Gu Xiao immediately began to look through it as soon as he received it, and indeed found a letter-like thing in an old man's coat.
Gu Xiao's eyes widened, hehe! That's it! Once you have it, the next step is to slip away.
So Gu Xiao hurriedly put away the things in his hand and said to the bandit leader: "King, sincerity will have blessings, so I can do it myself, and the poor road will retire first!" ”
"This ......" The bandit leader watched Gu Xiao turn gracefully, called out as he gracefully walked to his squire, and then walked towards the gate.
"Wait a minute!" A voice stopped Gu Xiao from stepping out of the door.
Gu Xiao looked back with a smile: "What else is the matter with the king?" ”
"Where are you going in a hurry?" The leader of the robbers always felt that something was wrong, and finally stopped the long way.
When Gu Xiao heard this, he was a little nervous, and he didn't know how to answer for a while, and finally began to mess around: "These things will not be beneficial to you, so naturally I have to dispose of them!" "How dare Gu Xiao tell the bandit leader that he wants to take it back to others.
When the robber leader heard this, the look of worship was embarrassing, and the excitement on his face made people speechless.
"Congratulations to the Daoist!" The bandit leader shouted to his men. Don't forget to say to the subordinates beside him: "Escort the Taoist to leave safely!" ”
Gu Xiao almost squirted out of his mouth when he heard this. Forced by the tense situation, he could only force a smile and said: "King, don't be so polite!" ”
After speaking, he immediately stepped out of the king's 'living room'. Walk faster than you lead.
Behind him came the smiling voice of the bandit leader: 'Yes, yes!' ”
PK: If you don't want Gu Xiao to die too miserably, just support it!