The reader continued to write about the strong Gu Xiao War, which was slow and uneven

Hearing this, the Bumps and Slows stopped what they were doing, and instead noticed the soybeans in the huge footbasin at their feet, and the Aquila Warriors went back to the supply station to resupply. Long Yuchu, who looked depressed, just flew up and found that all the bumps and slows had gone down to eat.

"Ah Ling, are you okay?" Long Yuchu asked cautiously through the walkie-talkie.

"Okay, I heard you're impotent?" An indifferent voice replied.

Hearing this, Long Yuchu couldn't wait to find a wall to knock himself to death, and the intelligent computer on the Sky Eagle said to himself: "The whole country knows about your impotence, and you're still shy, show your sister another day." ”

"It must be a good thing done by Gu Xiao!" Long Yuchu gritted his teeth and cursed. But he quickly calmed down and said into the walkie-talkie: "What's the matter, how can a man like me be impotent?" Why don't you try it?" Long Yuchu, who wanted to make a joke and harmonize the atmosphere, didn't meet sex.

Ah Ling was silent for a while, which made Long Yuchu think that this call would not be over.

"Okay, you can come to my house when the battle is over." Ah Ling's calm voice made Long Yuchu not know what to do.

"The pilot was extremely emotionally unstable, his heart beat 200 beats per minute, his brain waves were chaotic, and the Aquila 1 requested to land." Gu Xiao, who was in the command room, couldn't help but feel very strange when he heard this sentence and the call for help from the computer, Long Yuchu's mental quality, but he couldn't understand it, how could a man who could do it against himself have a problem in his heart?

"I'm Long Yuchu, and it's back to normal here." After making a decision, Long Yuchu still decided to go to Ah Ling's house after the battle, this is a good opportunity to get back together after all! You must not give up easily. But what should I do if I am really impotent? If this is to let Ah Zero know, he will not be laughed to death. Let Long Yuchu get tangled, let's continue.

"I don't know why His Majesty Gu Xiao took out so many soybeans for Bump to eat slowly?" Situ took a sip of the cappuccino and said.

"I didn't get rid of something I couldn't figure out when I was a kid." Gu Xiao smiled and said into the microphone: "It's time to rest, please continue slowly!" ”

Soon most of the bumps were lifted into the air, and only a few chunky bumps were still eating on the ground.

"You, you, hurry up and dare him to go up, otherwise the soybean pig's trotters will burn the soybeans and I will drink a fart." Gu Xiao hurriedly ordered his subordinates to catch up with the little fat bump slow, and then he couldn't drive away Gu Xiao had to send a few teams of ground troops to take out the momentum of not being able to grab the soybeans and the bad man to rush the soybeans.

Over there, Long Yuchu was fighting while tangled, Gu Xiao also saw that Long Yuchu was not in a state today, and Situ directly pointed out that the guy must have been affected by Ah Zero, otherwise his ability to be uneven and slow would definitely be a steamed bun.

Gu Xiao nodded and said that he was looking at his watch while watching the fight between Bump and the Sky Eagle Warrior.

Long Yuchu was already entangled at this time, no matter if he went to impotence or not, he would have a chance to go to Ah Ling's house if he won the battle first! figured out that Long Yuchu was extremely handsome in the sky at this time, because no one of the bumps and bumps could last three rounds in his hands, and after a long time, there were no bumps around Long Yuchu who dared to approach him, because the surrounding bumps and slowness had become concave and convex steamed buns.

I saw the auspicious clouds falling from the sky and the slow boss Diga appeared on the stage, and the sky was still very face-saving with a lightning bolt, the only imperfection was that the lightning hit Diga's forehead, at this time Diga looked at Long Yuchu's No. 1 machine and had a duel.

At this time, Long Yuchu was like a male dog with a hair * (it didn't seem to be very appropriate~~~) to bite everywhere, defeating all the opponents who were fighting for his wife, and at this time, Long Yuchu, who thought he had won, saw Diga~~~

"Burn! Microcosm! Long Yuchu shouted and rushed towards Diga, and Diga also cooperated and rushed towards Long Yuchu with a "ha".

Later historians believe that Long Yuchu was no longer a human existence at that time, and he met the highest requirements of all mecha pilots. There are also later generations of lun physicists who say that Long Yuchu was no longer a human existence at that time, and it is appropriate that he should be called a beast, and the words of later generations are all, let's continue.

Gu Xiao, who was sitting in the command room, watched with interest a large number of bumps and slows in the sky at this time and confronted the Sky Eagle Warriors, and the happy look on his face made Situ wonder if Gu Xiao's brain was caught by the door, if he lost, he would lose the country!

"Your Majesty Gu Xiao..."Situ was stopped as soon as he spoke.

"Don't worry, even if you lose your country, you will lose your country, anyway, you will inexplicably become the boss of this country, as for cappuccino, you will definitely have it, so don't worry.

"That's good, that's good!" Situ seemed to be just as concerned with himself as a small citizen. Gu Xiao also saw this in his eyes, but he didn't care about it, after all, Situ had been with him for so long, how did he change from a majestic general to this, and it is estimated that he has nothing to do with himself.

"Rock-paper-scissors!" Long Yuchu, who rushed to the middle, actually played rock-paper-scissors with Diga Bump. This stunned the group of bumps, and the Aquila Warriors' onboard computers collectively shut down for ten seconds before they returned to normal.

"Diga Bump Slow, I heard that you have never been defeated by rock-paper-scissors?" Long Yuchu asked loudly.

"Wrong! Not to never lose, but never to fail. Diga said slowly and calmly.

"Dare to ask who your master is?" Long Yuchu asked.

"My master is Yushu Linfeng, he wants to like sugar, and he is a bad boy who sees people pinching cars and seeing cars pressing." Diga said slowly and forcefully.

"It turned out to be the apprentice of the bad boy, so coincidentally, I am the apprentice of the righteous hero who is petite and cute, upright, flowers bloom, and don't like sugar." Long Yuchu laughed loudly, "Your master has never won against my master, right?" No mistakes, not a lot of words"

"Nonsense, my master is the first in the universe." Diga's bumpy and slow silver face turned inexplicably red.

"Speak with strength! Best-of-three. Long Yuchu shouted loudly.

"Rock-paper-scissors." The two said in unison.

"Haha, the apprentice of the righteous hero is nothing more than that! It's so easy to lose. Diga took a slow step, and Long Yuchu shouted that it was unfair.

"Rock-paper-scissors." This time, Long Yuchu made a brilliant move, and the cloth that Diga bumped and slowly came out of was the stone himself.

"It looks like my unbeaten streak has increased by another one." Diga's two duck-egg-like eyes were about to fall out.

"Wait, you can see I'm out?" Long Yuchu said: "I came out with scissors, my hand is just clenched and look underneath." ”

Dijia took the opportunity to look at Long Yuchu's bottom and saw it, and he couldn't wait to fall down, and the toes of Long Yuchu's two feet were all scissor-shaped.

"Okay, you win! One last time. Diga's eyes couldn't help but pop out.

"Hey, it's almost there!" Gu Xiao, who was sitting in the command room, looked at his watch boredly.

"Goo." There was a sound in the air, and it was soon changed to "coo".

"Come on, Situ will bring me a video recorder, bumpy and slow farting is something I haven't heard of! Not to mention I've seen it, I think I can sell it for a good price if I record it.

"You guys are so poisonous!" Diga also heard that this beauty man also ate a little, and now he just feels that his stomach is very swollen, and there seems to be something about to erupt near his anus.

"Cloth ~~~~~~." A shrill sound resounded in the sky, and then it was like thunder, and the people hiding in the basement on this day thought that the country was slow to use armed satellite forces to strike at the bumps! Only those Aquila warriors knew about it.

"Look at how big that bumpy slow ass has gotten! Haha" Gu Xiao took the video camera and slapped everything in the sky and laughed wildly: "Situ, look at the bumps and bumps that ate so many of my soybeans and now I can't wait to turn into a round ball, so cute." ”

"Oh my God, what a miracle the landscape of bumpy and slow farts! Your Majesty, Gu Xiao, aren't you afraid of polluting the air? Situ suggested.

"I'm afraid of a yarn, I'll let them remember that I, Gu Xiao, is not easy to mess with, and call out the chengguan brigade to get an electric fan to blow the wind for me."

As for the third round of the rock-paper-scissors fate battle between Diga Bump and Long Yuchu, it is no longer important, Di Jia Bump and Bump begged Gu Xiao not to upload the video he filmed to the Internet, on the condition that in the future, the Bump and Slow clan will resolutely implement the family planning policy for a hundred years without wavering, and Gu Xiao also promised them to release the little monster. In this way, Gu Xiao's battle against Bump and Slow ended perfectly.

But how could it be so easy to end? ....

"Those bumps and bumps are slow and slow one by one, like they have taken * medicine, TT doesn't want money? The body is so big that you can't even afford to drink a cappuccino if you go on like this. Hurry up and give me the idea to do Situ, they will go on like this for a hundred years, and I can't live more frugally as an emperor! ”

"You can't live without a cappuccino! Situ hurriedly figured out a way! ”

Situ, who went to the slow place, returned to the palace after more than ten days and reported to Gu Xiao: "Those groups of slow bumps are unwilling!" They say it's a lot easier for them and it's effective in preventing AIDS! ”

"I'm dizzy, and I'm going to get AIDS if I'm slow and uneven? It's a big game now. Gu Xiao said sadly.

On the other side, Long Yuchu was looking at himself somewhere in the toilet of someone's home at this time and said, buddy, you have to give face! Otherwise, I'll be ruined. Then a miracle happened, it was very face-saving, and it was very happy to look at Long Yufu.

"Bang bang bang! Long Yuchu is embarrassed to change the day, my parents came to see me today, you should go home quickly! Ah Ling said softly.

The place where he had already gotten up suddenly softened, "My God, for my fate is so miserable~~~~~~" Long Yuchu cried and shouted!

"Cards." The passer-by A said.

"Today's filming is finally over, and the director is so miserable for me? You know who I like, and you still put someone else on me! Long Yuchu hurriedly stepped forward and asked.

"It's very simple, you didn't help me say a word when I was pulled down. I'm a black-clothed guard who sponsored Gu Xiao 2,000 taels in friendship! As a result, two sentences were said, not for the development of the plot. ”

"But isn't this the end of my life?" Long Yu asked puzzled.

"In the end, you are the director, I am the director, I have no unspoken rules, you are good, and dare to tell me the conditions, if there is a sequel, I will consider your impotence problem, but you know." Passerby A said and threw an unspoken look at Long Yuchu. Rub your thumb and middle finger.

"Hey, forget it, I'll continue to be an impotent man!" Long Yuchu said firmly.

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