Readers continue to write about the extraneous cow! Gu Xiao vs. Bump is slow

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"Report to the sir, Area F has been breached, please instruct." A handsome second lieutenant reported loudly.

"Got it, go down and rest!" A young man in front of the lieutenant said without looking back.

"What do you think of Long Yuchu?" A man in a black suit who was sitting next to him asked.

"It's about me, I was playing soy sauce on the street at the time." A man hiding in the shadows replied in a whisper. "By the way, how did that guy get into trouble?"

"This is for Confucius. Since we crossed over with His Majesty Gu Xiao, we have never seen strange things, only Confucius can answer the questions in our hearts. Situ Qingan held a cup of cappuccino in his hand and said: "I have no regrets in my life when I come to this society!" It's a pity that there is no cappuccino to drink. ”

"You know a cappuccino, you're a mug!" Long Yuchu heard the words cappuccino, "Situ, can you drink something other than cappuccino?" ”

Situ held back his glance, looked at the intelligent computer on the wall, and asked, "Confucius, do you know why you rebelled?" ”

"Let me think about it." The voice of the smart computer Confucius is neutral and sounds very magnetic. "Judging from the information shown on page 124, line 5 of the stealing state secret document Zero Dog, I don't know."

Long Yuchu and Situ were immediately embarrassed.

"Confucius, you also grew up drinking Sanlu like Bump Slow? Or did the river crab virus give you to the river crab? Long Yuchu said coldly and sarcastically.

"It's about me, I'm going to make soy sauce." After Confucius replied in a cold voice, he then shook the sentence, "You guys play slowly, I'll go play chess with Duke Zhou." ”

Everyone fainted directly, and Confucius, as the national computer center, actually left his master in danger and went to play chess with Zhou Gong instead.

"Confucius doesn't know what's going on, what now? How to negotiate with Bump and Bump? Although Situ is not afraid of death, he is afraid of losing Cappuccino, and the group of bumps and slows are still very fierce.

"You two are brain-dead, Confucius doesn't know what he doesn't know, don't you know Lao Tzu?" Gu Xiao came in from outside the door, and the first sentence left Long Yuchu and Situ speechless.

"Anyway, I had a whim that day that the slow bump was also caused by human genetic mutations, but why haven't I seen them urinate?" Gu Xiao's question completely thundered the two of them.

"The sky is thundering, how can I stand up to such a thunderous majesty." Situ was old and wanted to find a wall to break himself, but he looked at the cappuccino in his hand and flinched.

Gu Xiao continued: "Didn't I visit the state that day, and I asked the huge bump slow, don't they usually have any other entertainment activities besides fighting small monsters?" And you know what the guy said? He said that happiness is not like cats eating fish, dogs eating meat, bumps and slow beating little monsters? At that time, I was directly embarrassed."

"This is not a good thing that your despicable majesty has done!" Long Yuchu said to Gu Xiao with a dead face.

"Despicable or not, I'm just giving them three deer, otherwise how can they grow so tall and strong? It's not because of melamine, or you can drink some of it, it will definitely make you more effective than Viagra seven times a night. Gu Xiao said as he looked at Long Yuyu's face.

Long Yuchu couldn't help but burn his eyes of hope when he heard this, I haven't gotten up for a long time since she left, is it a curse of fate, I love him so much, but I haven't been able to be a man since she dumped me. "That makes sense, Your Majesty will give me something to try." Long Yuchu's dead face was instantly full of vitality.

"When this bumpy and slow attack is repulsed, what about Confucius?" Gu Xiao asked into the computer screen.

"That guy went to play chess with Zhou Gong." Situ said with a look of indifference.

"Playing chess? His CPU burned up! Gu Xiao immediately slammed on the keyboard and said fiercely, "If you don't come out, I'll let Sister Feng accompany you." How can you say that you have more knowledge than Tsinghua students, and you may be older, but with your experience, you should barely match Sister Shangfeng" Gu Xiao YD said with a smile, "This is the CD I just got, Confucius, do you want to enjoy it?" ”

"Brother Gu Xiao, you have to spare me, I just went to play a game just now, how could I play chess with Zhou Gong's old immortal!" Confucius in the computer said sadly.

"Sister Xinfeng has to be confident." Gu Xiao looked at the introduction on the disc and chattered.

"Weren't you Brother Xinchun some time ago?" Long Yuchu asked.

"Brother Xinchun was resurrected in a full state, that was the myth of the past, and now we all have to believe in Sister Feng, so that we will have the confidence to defeat the bump slow.

"Your Majesty Gu Xiao, you haven't said how to get the bumps and slow to attack?" Situ hurriedly pulled Gu Xiao to the point.

"That's a long story! To put it simply, there are no little monsters fighting recently and they are idle and panicked. Add that huge bump and say that I interfere in their internal affairs, don't I mean that they should practice family planning? Otherwise, the little monsters will definitely not be enough for them to fight in the future, and as a result, the big bump is slow, and our life is to fight the little monster and go home and close the door to make a small bump slow. Say I'm going to strip them of one of their interests. At that time, I was eager to find a hole in the ground to get into, just let them implement a family plan, and our country gave them the money TT, and they still didn't want to, saying that it would affect future generations? You said that how could the slow bumps that grew up drinking Sanlu be affected by rubber, so I got angry at the time, and when I came back, I locked up all the little monsters. Let them play with yarn. Gu Xiao said hoarsely. Long Yuchu and Situ were confused, "Your Majesty, then how could they attack us?" Long Yuchu asked.

"It's easy! Because there are no more little monsters, they are boring, and we have Aquila warriors to fight and play with. ”

Embarrassment~~~~

"It's as simple as that?" Situ thought it was incredible.

"Where can you be shrewd when you grow up with Sanlu." Gu Xiao snatched the cappuccino in Situ's hand, took a sip and continued, "Hmph, don't think that I'm a bully when I come over, it's hard to be a little bumpy and slow." ”

"My cappuccino~~" Situ looked at the cup in Gu Xiao's hand, which was directly put aside by Gu Xiao, and couldn't help but feel a lot of pain.

"Report to the Chief, the Aquila Warriors have been dispatched." The noise in the conference room was interrupted by the sudden sound of a report.

"Let's take a look." Gu Xiao took a glance with his big hand, pushing Long Yuchu and Situ outside, just watching the battle between the Sky Eagle warriors and Bump Slow.

"Wow beauty?" Gu Xiao suddenly burst out. Passerby A, who was a personal guard, directly squeezed the three of them aside.

"Where are the beauties?" Passerby A said loudly, staring out with his eyes wide open.

"Teasing you, the bumps and bumps are all coming in, and the beauties have long been hiding." Gu Xiao laughed. "Passerby A, tell everyone about your sadness, let's make everyone happy!" Long Yuchu and Situ were directly embarrassed.

"Whenever I was dumped by a beautiful woman, I would put a brick on the back mountain, and there would be a Great Wall in the world."

"Very good, passerby A, your playing time is over. Let's move on to the main topic. ”

(Passerby A's resentful eyes can't add to his role, Gu Xiao will pay me back two thousand taels..... ）

"Bump slow, it seems to be very happy?" Situ said.

"They'll not be happy until a minute!" Gu Xiao looked at the concave and slow people in the sky with a sinister expression.

"Can you come up with a good idea? I don't believe it. ”

"Just look at it!" Gu Xiao thought of that idea and felt that he was extremely smart.

With an average height of twenty-three meters and a Skyhawk warrior of twenty-five meters, Bump is a tall and strong creature that loves peace and likes to fight small monsters. Among them, Diga Bump is their boss, and Diga's favorite thing is to fight big monsters and then watch his little Bump grow up and fight small monsters. The Aquila Warrior is the most outstanding scientist of mankind invented a giant robot that was originally a messenger against aliens, and then Gu Xiao and they crossed over and easily defeated the Aquila series, how to defeat only Gu Xiao alone, according to the history compiled by Gu Xiao, that day Long Yuchu drove the Messenger 78 to try to defend Gu Xiao, and Situ and Passerby A were directly frightened. After that, Long Yuchu was defeated, and Gu Xiao, who was about to surrender, had just stepped out of Messenger No. 78 when he was swarmed by a large group of people who didn't know where he came from, and became the king here. Confucius said as he spoke.

"Maybe I'm afraid that these Skyhawk warriors will steal their jobs! So start this war! Situ said.

"The Aquila warriors are not powerful, but Long Yuchu knows best." Gu Xiao said as he looked at the Sky Eagle warriors fighting in the sky. "Oh, what's going on with Machine Zero?" Gu Xiao suddenly shouted.

"What happened to Machine Zero?" Long Yushu, who was staring at the sky in a daze, asked loudly.

"I didn't let the bumps rub it down a bit." Gu Xiao said casually: "It seems that someone is not dead yet!" ”

"You despicable villain, if Ah Ling has something, I will definitely leave you to Bump Slow to recuperate." Long Yuchu said angrily.

"I didn't mean it, it was arranged by Confucius." Gu Xiao directly pushed the responsibility to Confucius.

"According to the training arrangement, today is indeed the group of machine zero." Confucius's neutral voice rang in their ears.

"Confucius, do you want to see Sister Feng? Shut up if you don't see each other. Long Yuchu was already sweating on his head at this time.

After a minute, Long Yuchu, who couldn't bear it anymore, said: "Your Majesty Gu Xiao, I, Long Yuchu, am willing to go and fight the bumps in person." ”

"Are you sure?" Gu Xiao said in a teasing tone.

"Sure, sure, and definitely."

"Very good, I've been waiting for you for a long time, the No. 1 machine is ready for you, go ahead!" Gu Xiao said with a smile on his face that had succeeded in his plan.

I seem to have fallen for it..... However, Long Yuchu immediately rushed to the Skyhawk base.

"Situ, what do you think of this war now?" Gu Xiao asked.

"Originally, it was five or five points, but now with Long Yuchu joining, our side has a bigger chance of winning." Situ got a cup of cappuccino out of nowhere, and put it in his hand again.

"Genetic testing is long, vital signs are excited, and mental strength is extremely tenacious..."The computer on the Aquila warrior was tested step by step.

"Speed off, or change your CUP." Long Yuchu shouted loudly.

The computer display froze for a moment and then said: "I said, handsome guy, why do you talk like that, when our computer is not human?" Oh, we're not human, but our computers are dignified, you know, dignity....." Long Yuchu is also trained by the computer today! In the end, Long Yuchu had no choice but to say good things about the computer, and it took more than ten minutes to take off.

Gu Xiao said with a microphone in the command room: "Welcome to our country, our people have prepared delicate soybeans for you, this is beautiful, let's continue after fifteen minutes of truce." ”