The neighbor was really disturbed and came to the door, Xu Sishen had a headache when he heard the violent knocking on the door, and first comforted the neighbor and then came back to clean up this guy.

Standing outside the door was an aunt in her fifties, her face looked quite kind, she glanced in before saying to Xu Sishen: "It's late at night, are you quiet?" The child is so noisy that he can't sleep, and he has to go to school tomorrow. ”

Shen Tingfeng looked at the door, and when he saw his aunt, he shouted: "Come on, let's have a good time." ”

Hui Sishen: Hey, you big-headed ghost!

Auntie looked embarrassed and didn't know how to react, Xu Sishen laughed: "I'm sorry, Auntie, my friend is drunk and arguing with you, so I'll send him to sleep, I'm sorry." ”

The aunt waved her hand: "Young people still have to drink less alcohol, it hurts their stomachs." ”

"Eh, Auntie is so forgiving, I'll drag him to sleep. Good night Auntie. ”

Closing the door, Xu Sishen unplugged the wire, snatched the microphone from his hand, threw it into the corner, and dragged him into the bedroom.

"Why don't you give me some peace, sleep well, isn't it enough to make noise after a night of wind?!"

Shen Tingfeng had been paralyzed by the wine, he was reluctant to take a bath, and he also said with a heart: "What kind of bath, people don't even have water to drink in remote areas, I can't waste water." ”

"Why don't you talk nonsense with me, you're just lazy!"

"What's wrong with being lazy, medicine can prove that lazy people will live longer, I'm maintaining my health, burping."

"You love to wash or not, so I don't serve."

Xu Sishen took a set of Shen Tingfeng's home clothes, twisted his neck and went into the bathroom, listening to the movement outside while washing, for fear that something strange would happen to the pit when he came in to take a bath.

Fortunately, there has been no movement, Xu Sishen wiped off his body and changed into home clothes and walked out, when he saw that there was no one on the bed, and then looked down, the good guy was sleeping on the ground with his arms pillowed, and his expression was serious.

He kicked Shen Tingfeng: "Hey, you have to sleep on the bed, how cold it is to lie on the ground." ”

"You know, this floor loves me so much, I hear it calling to me, and I'm going to have an intimate encounter with it. Hey, sir, I'm really*, rare in the world. ”

Xu Sishen was subjected to endless shocks tonight, who would have thought that Shen Tingfeng would be so drunk to such an outrageous level.

In the spirit of brotherly affection, coupled with the fact that the floor was really cold, he pulled Shen Tingfeng up with his hand, "What are you messing about, get up and sleep!" ”

Shen Tingfeng refused to die, and the whole person lay on the ground and shouted: "No one can separate us, not even the king of heaven!" ”

Xu Sishen had no choice but to compromise in the face of this kind of Shen Tingfeng, who was mentally deranged when he was drunk, so he had to compromise: "Okay, it's rare in the world*, you can lie on the ground and have a close contact with your floor." ”

After tossing for most of the night, Xu Sishen was also extremely tired, and fell asleep within a few minutes of lying on the bed, but he still underestimated this drunken demon.

Although there are a series of corroborating evidences such as quantum theory, atomic theory, genetics, molecularity, conservation of momentum, conservation of energy, conservation of machinery, and materialism, it is proved that monsters do not exist, and they cannot become sperms after the original Celestial Empire, which was established hundreds of years ago. But since he met Shen Tingfeng, this perception has been completely subverted, and Shen Tingfeng is the demon who has escaped alive.

Not long after Xu Sishen fell asleep, this demon crawled and grabbed Xu Sishen's feet and gnawed into his mouth, Xu Sishen sat up and almost didn't scream, in the dark room, Shen Youxian lay half of his body on the bed, his eyes were glazed, and his mouth was still gnawing on his feet with relish.

Is this the male version of Sadako?

Kicking his face and rescuing the other foot from Shen Demon's mouth, Xu Sishen gritted his teeth and scolded: "When it is dawn, I will go to the temple to find a monk to come back and collect your demon, so as to save the world!" ”

Finally, when it was almost dawn, Shen Tingfeng lay on the ground and fell asleep, Xu Sishen closed his eyes with a sigh of relief, he no longer wanted to be in the same room with a drunk person, it was a terrible existence.

Shen Tingfeng had a splitting headache, and after listening to Xu Sishen's roar through gritted teeth, he covered his head and thought about his feat last night.

The sporadic memories came like spring water, Shen Tingfeng pieced together a rough idea, he opened his mouth in shock, this is impossible!! He listened to the wind, but he was a humble gentleman, how could he do such an ugly thing that disgraced him to his grandmother's house?

"Don't believe me? You can go out and see now that you're accomplished. ”

Shen Tingfeng walked out of the bedroom suspiciously, and Xu Sishen really heard the expected howl.

Shen Tingfeng looked in a mess, and now that his memory was complete, Shen Tingfeng was stunned.

Xu Sishen's eyes were bloodshot and he smiled sadly: "Remembered? Accidental one night philosopher. ”

Shen Tingfeng smirked embarrassedly: "Drink big, drink big." ”

"I'm not drunk, and I can still perform a unique live cockroach anatomy class, and others can't ask for it."

"Did I really do that?"

"No, your scalpel is still on the table, and the so-called cockroach corpse is also on display there waiting for you to see."

Shen Tingfeng fixed his eyes and looked at it, isn't the black one a sea cucumber? Feelings: He cut a sea cucumber last night, and then sewed it back?

"Hey, hey, drunk."

"I'm not drunk, I can still sew decently, and I still muttered about how this cockroach is so careful."

Sweat.

Shen Tingfeng looked at the messy wires and microphones on the ground again, and asked uncertainly, "I'm still singing?" ”

Xu Sishen nodded: "Hmph, I said that I wanted to show off my singing voice and dancing." By the way, you also invited the aunt next door to come together, I feel ashamed for you. ”

"And then I was lying on the ground?"

"Well, it's that this floor loves you so much, and because of its ardent anticipation, you decided to have a close encounter with it."

Shen Tingfeng: Who am I? Where am I? Am I still alive?

Shen Tingfeng said weakly: "Am I so crazy? ”

"Of course, if you don't take a bath, you don't take a bath, and you say that lazy people live longer if you don't take a bath."

"Why didn't you stop me?"

Xu Sishen snorted coldly: "Ouch, who can stop it, like a wild horse that has taken off the leash, whoever stops it is unlucky!" ”

Shen Tingfeng's face couldn't hold back, and he stiffened his neck and said, "Then you can't let me lie on the ground and sleep overnight, how cold it is." ”

"You still have the face to say! You are one of the few in the world*, the king of heaven and Lao Tzu can't separate you from the floor, and I don't dare to mix with ordinary people. ”

"Hehe, that's a shame."

Xu Sishen sneered, "It's scary not to mention embarrassing, the black horse in this house, you gave me a male version of Sadako climbing the bed and gnawing her feet!" ”

Oh, my God!

Shen Tingfeng felt that the sky was about to fall, what stupid things had he done, all of them were unparalleled in the world!

"Do you have a personality defect? The whole person who died at night couldn't stop. ”

Shen Tingfeng scratched his head and smirked, "I'll sleep for a while, I'm sleepy." ”

Xu Sishen yawned and lay back on the bed and fell asleep again, really sleepy!

At three o'clock in the afternoon, Shen Tingfeng woke up from his sleep, and quickly woke up Xu Sishen beside him, "Get up quickly, the master will take you to eat to fill your stomach first." ”

Xu Sishen rubbed his eyebrows, he must be hungry if he ordered this, and he blamed this Shen demon!

After washing up, Shen Tingfeng and Xu Sishen went downstairs to forage for food, and when they got out of the elevator, they ran into their neighbor's aunt last night, which really happened to make people blush.

"Dr. Shen, are you sober? Last night, you need to practice your singing voice a lot, and you will definitely be a singer in time. ”

Shen Tingfeng's face turned red, and he muttered, "I'm sorry, Auntie, it affected your sleep." ”

Auntie waved her hand indifferently, "Young people, always passionate, Auntie understands." ”

"Okay, goodbye, Auntie."

Xu Sishen shrugged his shoulders and held back a smile, and Shen Tingfeng's face instantly darkened.

"You wait here, I'll go get the car."

"Can you still drive that car?"

Shen Tingfeng struggled for a long time before deciding to go and see how his car was doing, he should not drive the car to the point of scrapping.

A car that was knocked beyond recognition and couldn't see its original appearance was presented in front of the two of them, Shen Tingfeng gasped, this was all done by himself? This is too subversive of his perception of himself, right?

"It's... What did I do? ”

"Yes, you said that life is made up of many accidents, and this is last night's accident, and I almost didn't explain it to you."

Belch......

All right.

A little black dog suddenly ran over and raised its head and barked at Shen Tingfeng, Shen Tingfeng was so frightened that he took two steps back, where did the puppy come from?

Xu Sishen watched coldly, look at what kind of sin you have created, people have come to the door!

The little black dog barked so that Shen Tingfeng's scalp was numb, and he bent down to look at the little black dog, "What are you calling at me?" ”

"Woooooooooo

Shen Tingfeng looked at Xu Sishen, "There is something wrong with this dog, and he barks at me." ”

Xu Sishen looked at him inquiringly: "Did you really forget?" ”

"Do I have any touching stories with this dog?"

Looking at Xu Sishen's terrible expression, Shen Tingfeng realized that he must have done something stupid last night that made him indelible.

Xu Sishen clasped his hands and stared at the little black dog barking at Shen Tingfeng, and finally told the whole story.

"You hugged it last night and cried bitterly, you have to say that she is your lover who was torn apart alive in your last life......"

Shen Tingfeng: What am I special...... It's excellent.

"Well, people are looking for you to renew their old relationship now, find a place for you two to express their heartfelt feelings?"

"Don't mind, I drank too much last night."

"No one who drinks too much is as crazy as you, I have to scare out of heart disease all the way, and I have lost my face all the way."

"Brunette, brunette..."

The owner of the dog found it, but the little black dog still kept staring at Shen Tingfeng, and Xu Sishen was also speechless, how could he let himself run into everything.

"Brunette, are you here? It's hard for me to find. ”

The little black dog ignored its owner, and still wagged its tail at Shen Tingfeng, and the dog owner was amused: "Isn't this your lover who was broken up in your last life?" Feelings are coming to him? ”

Shen Tingfeng was embarrassed, hating why he didn't drink the fragments directly, and sprinkled all the way to the dog, his image of a humble gentleman was shattered, and he couldn't fight it back.