Chapter 143: Who is Mingsao?!
Shen Tingfeng woke up with only two words: embarrassment.
It's so embarrassing, he didn't expect that he would be drunk like a psychopath, and do a series of earth-shattering things, and he really wanted to dig a pit and bury himself to calm down.
Dragged Xu Sishen into his unrecognizable car, Shen Tingfeng smiled embarrassedly: "Come on, the master will take you to rub it, the kind with oil and water." ”
Xu Sishen's face was expressionless: "Do you have to drive a car like yours?" ”
"I'm going to fix the car after dinner."
Hui Sishen: ......
Xu Sishen's piece of glass had been shattered last night, and the sun was shining on him hot, and he was so hot that his whole body was hot.
Shen Tingfeng smiled apologetically: "Wait, I'll get you a piece of glass." ”
Xu Sishen watched him rummage and flip in the car, turning out the mooncake box, and he had a bad premonition.
"That's you."
Shen Tingfeng was very satisfied with the moon cake box, he took out the golden silk cloth inside and gestured at the car window, "Ouch, God treats me well, this length is just right." ”
I don't know where to turn out a tube of glue, and he squeezed glue on all four sides and "snapped" and pasted it on the car window.
The light turned golden, and Xu Sishen felt that his perception of Shen Tingfeng had been subverted again, this whole treasure boy!
Shen Tingfeng also admired his masterpiece beautifully, "Tsk." I found out that I was a genius, and now it's not hot, right? ”
Xu Sishen really wanted to beat him up and send him to the hospital to hang up in the brain department, there is something wrong with this!
Driving on the road, Shen Tingfeng received 99% of the pedestrian attention along the way, and Xu Sishen felt that it was a big mistake to promise him to come out to eat. He sat in the car like a monkey in a park for people to visit, especially with a large piece of swaggering mooncake silk sticking to the window next to him.
The air conditioner in the car was broken, Shen Tingfeng opened all the windows despite Xu Sishen's dissuasion, and said: "If you drive fast, won't it be windy?" ”
Xu Sishen has been so hot that he doubts his life, but the car is still bumpy and bumpy like a mountain road, but it is obviously a flat asphalt road can still be bumped like this, and he feels that he is off-road.
The golden moon cake silk cloth swayed like a wheat wave, where is the wind breathable? The windows are all in the car, and it's hotter in the car, I don't understand what kind of Qingqi method this Shen demon's brain circuit is.
I really couldn't stand the scrutiny of the vehicles coming and going, Xu Sishen touched his hungry flat stomach and frowned and said, "I said, let's eat first." ”
"Are you hungry? I'm still thinking about getting the car repaired first, and then we'll go and have a good rub. ”
"Of course you're hungry, aren't you hungry? Anyway, I think it doesn't matter if your car is repaired or not, just get another one. ”
Shen Tingfeng looked at him like an idiot: "Change one?" If you can repair it, you can repair it, anyway, it is also insurance, and it costs more money to change it. ”
"Do you lack that money? Is your Shen family just such a car? ”
"It's not short, but I don't want to change it, I've been in this car for eight years, and I have feelings, do you know what feelings are."
Xu Sishen slandered: You tell me about feelings these days, what kind of thing are feelings? All I know is that this little broken car is so eye-catching, and it feels like it's going to fall apart at any moment.
"I'm really hungry, please save my stomach first and then repair your car."
"I eat the same amount, why am I not hungry? How did your stomach get so big when you traveled abroad? ”
“…… Probably you gnawed my feet last night, so I'm not hungry. By the way, aren't my feet smelly? ”
Shen Tingfeng stepped on the brakes in excitement, and Xu Sishen experienced another accident that Shen Tingfeng said and crashed into a big tree at the fork.
The windshield was torn apart at that time, and Xu Sishen only had nine words in his mind: cherish life and stay away from Shen Tingfeng!
"Can we not mention this stubble? I'm really beeping a dog, and I'm actually biting your stinky feet, baba baba! ”
Xu Sishen looked at the unlucky tree and sighed, a good tree met Shen Tingfeng, it was really not an honor not to add some scars.
"Am I the victim? Tell me that you don't lie on the ground well, and half of your body crawls up to gnaw my feet, I almost didn't scare my life on the spot! ”
Shen Tingfeng turned the front of the car, and with a "click", the mirror on his head fell down and shattered.
Xu Sishen is going crazy, this is terrible, this car is several times worse than those abandoned vehicles, he is afraid that he will accidentally explain here.
"Repair the car, repair the car, I'm not hungry!"
"Eh, go up."
As soon as he ran to the car dealership, the master who repaired the car saw that the car that had hit the extremely eye-catching car bumped in and drove in, and began to greet his apprentices: "Apprentices, cheer up, the great god's car needs us to save again!" ”
As soon as these words came out, his apprentices knew that it was the second stunned man who always came once or twice a month.
came to a sudden brake, Xu Sishen leaned forward and almost hit the windshield, he was a black line again, and what was worse was that the hard moon cake silk cloth was blown off by the wind and covered Xu Sishen's head, there is a sense of the bride's veil.
Shen listened to the music, raised a horn and shouted: "Lift your hijab and let me see your face." ”
Xu Sishen tore off the mooncake silk cloth that was so yellow that it made his eyes hurt, and twisted the car door several times before getting out of the car with difficulty.
Master Yang and his apprentices have been watching for a long time, this car is worse than the other, the co-pilot is recessed, this is really enough to repair.
"Doctor Shen has a close contact with Ma Luyazi again, or is it? This car ...... "really sucks."
Shen Tingfeng was a little embarrassed, every time he crashed miserably, but he was reluctant to change it.
Xu Sishen felt embarrassed to stand aside, "I said, your second-hand Xiali should have been replaced a long time ago, I'm afraid that one day I will fall apart on the road." ”
That's right, Shen Tingfeng's car was bought from the second-hand market eight years ago, and when he was young, he thought he bought it for fun, who knew that he had been driving it for eight years, and see who could still see this type of car on the road.
Shen Tingfeng glanced at him: "What?" Shameful, huh? ”
Xu Sishen glanced lightly, of course, this broken car should have disappeared on the road a long time ago.
"It's still good for Yu Qing, and I didn't dislike my broken car, and I still drove well. Look at your snob, I really poured mold for eight lifetimes to grow up with you! ”
Yo he, who the hell poured eight lifetimes of mold, I just rubbed shoulders with death so many times in one night, and was frightened by your male version of Sadako's horror and deformed, and it was he who poured eight lifetimes of mold.
"I don't know who has been moldy for eight lifetimes, you say that I have been playing with you since I was a child, are you here to restrain me? Also, don't take a bite of Yu Qing, it's called so affectionate, I wanted to beat you yesterday, but it's a sister-in-law, so it's not appropriate to call it. ”
"Think about it too much, I have a pure revolutionary friendship with Yu Qing, you don't understand. Besides, will Ah Yan care about these false courtesies? ”
"What pure revolutionary friendship? What happened when I was not in the country, and you two got along so well? ”
"The relationship is not bad, don't you also have a good relationship with her, people can match their eyes."
Xu Sishen didn't say anything, what he said was indeed the truth, Mu Yuqing had a good relationship with them, and she was very pleasing to the eye when she didn't know how to look at her.
The two were arguing, and the car repairer had already taken a look at the car, and this time the car was really a tragic word.
The windshield was torn apart, the front of the car was staggeringly flattened, and it was bumpy when it came in, and the parts were aging, and no matter how much it was repaired, it would still have to be repaired again in a few months. It takes a lot of time to repair and repair, the key is to treat the symptoms but not the root cause, it is better to directly change to a new car, he is not a person with bad money.
"Doctor Shen, this car has been hit violently, you have been driving it for many years, and it is useless to repair this car, or you can change the car?"
Shen Tingfeng was a little anxious: "Do you mean that you can't repair well?" ”
"If nothing else, you come here once or twice a month to fix it, but this time it's too serious, not an ordinary scratch and dent. You see this car is like this, it takes a lot of time to repair, and the parts have to be replaced almost completely, so it is better to change the car. ”
“… Okay, then don't fix it. ”
Shen Tingfeng looked depressed when he was eating, Xu Sishen was very happy to eat, God knows how hungry he was, and he couldn't wait to eat the plate together.
"Alas, my car is gone, what will I do in the future?"
Xu Sishen took a sip of soup and said nonchalantly: "It's just a car, you look at it like that, it's going to fall apart every time you walk and bump, and when you are so back, it's better to change to a new car for the sake of your safety." ”
"I don't have any money."
Xu Sishen seemed to have heard a big joke, "You don't have any money? Don't think I don't know how high your salary is, just with your outstanding contributions, your pocket must be rich, and buying a car is not trivial. ”
Shen Tingfeng covered his pocket, "I still don't want to change it, it's all emotional, I am familiar with every part on its body, so I feel a pity to change it like this." ”
"That car can no longer be on the road, and it has brought hidden dangers to your personal safety, and you can't do it if you can't bear it. Old things always have to be eliminated, don't think so much, you can't afford a car. ”
Shen listened to the wind and learned from the pain, okay, after a full meal, he went to pick up a new car.
The two of them went straight to the car home after eating, looked and looked and picked and picked, and finally picked a red car card, patted and swiped, and the car was bought.
Shen Tingfeng drove a new car, and the whole person felt different.
"Xu San, this new car is different to drive, I feel that my spirit is better, and the scenery on the road is unprovoked and beautiful."
Xu Sishen felt that he was going to be speechless, "I was still remembering your eight-year-old second-hand Xiao Xiali just now, and I refused to change the car anyway." Now that I've picked up the car, I don't see how reluctant you are to give up that Xiali, I said that your face has changed too quickly. ”
"Hehe, doesn't it look jubilant with a new car, how festive this big red is."
"Looking at the car is like looking at people, the color of this bag is quite suitable for you, just like your people."
Shen Tingfeng rewarded him with a look, who is Mingsao?!