The door opened.

Ye Qian walked in with a smile.

"I'm sorry," Ye Qian asked with a hippie smile, "When will you pay this month's rent?" ”

"I'll give it to you in a moment!" I smiled sheepishly.

"Then please continue!" Ye Qian, who was about to turn around and leave, suddenly turned around, she gritted her teeth and said, "By the way, I just heard you outside the door what you said about the heart meat division method and the hob meat division method, in my opinion, it is not so complicated at all when you break up, just use high heels to divide the method!" Put on pointy and thin high heels, and stomp vigorously on the stinky man's feet and face until they are like dumpling filling, and then break up! ”

Ye Qian muttered and went out.

Chu Fangfang was dumbfounded.

"Landlord," I explained with a smile, "here for the rent!" ”

"Why is this landlord so fierce?" Chu Fangfang asked puzzledly.

"The landlords in Beijing are all very good!" I smiled, "Let's go ahead!" ”

"Forget it!" Chu Fangfang's face bloomed with the familiar and moving smile of two or three years ago, "Be careful that the landlord is here again and has driven you away!" ”

I retracted my hand in a huff.

I saw a pair of high heels moving outside the door.

"Is there a problem elsewhere?" I asked Chu Fangfang tentatively in a low voice.

"Yes," Chu Fangfang said with tears in her eyes, "Can you lend me 500 yuan?" ”

"That's 1,000 yuan!" I said as I took out the money from the drawer and handed it to Chu Fangfang, "It's not to lend it to you, it's for you, don't think about paying it back, don't be embarrassed for yourself!" ”

Chu Fangfang pursed her mouth, and suddenly threw herself into my arms and cried.

I gently patted Chu Fangfang's shoulder.

"That's my girlfriend at the door," I explained with a smile, "it can't be like this!" ”

"I guess so," Chu Fangfang smiled, "Thank you!" ”

I smiled.

After Chu Fangfang packed the money, I sent her out.

At the turn of the stairs, Ye Qian was looking down and pondering something.

"Why did you come here today?" I asked Ye Qian in confusion after sending Chu Fangfang away.

"Today is Friday," Ye Qian said with a dissatisfied face, "It's after work!" ”

"I forgot it was the weekend!" I laughed.

"If I hadn't come today," Ye Qianmoth asked with a frown and phoenix eyes widening, "Then she doesn't have to leave now?" ”

"If you can help, you can help!" I seriously explained, "Money is a kind of wealth, and human favor is also a kind of wealth." Treat people as much as you can with money, so that you can be left and right. In life, when you encounter an opportunity to help others, you have to reach out decisively and do what you can to help. In this way, you have unknowingly added a new positive number to your 'favor account'. In the future, when you need to ask someone to do something, those stored 'favors' can be withdrawn at any time, so that you are no longer passive. If your 'account' is always 'short', then once you need 'money' urgently, you won't be able to withdraw half a dime even if you swipe it hundreds of times. Money is used when it is less hated, and human affection is the same, so we should learn to accumulate the intangible capital of human affection in ordinary times! ”

"You're not accumulating favors," Ye Qianxing said with slight disgust, "You're accumulating lovers!" ”

"Even if it's it!" I said with a hippie smile, "If I really get dumped by you one day, I must at least have a spare tire to deal with!" ”

"You've finally told the truth!" Ye Qian said expressionlessly.

"Love spare tire," I smiled, "the spare tire inside the spare tire!" ”

"I won't discuss with you whether the spare tire is or not," Ye Qian said seriously, "I think you are getting more and more colorful!" ”

"Yes," I said with a smirk, "men are lustful by nature!" Men must be greedy when they see sex, and they will be fascinated when they see beauty, and greed for color has become the nature of men all over the world. To be exact, it should be the love of beauty. ”

"I have to talk to you about this," Ye Qian said with a serious face, "There is a big difference in the nature between a woman's beauty and sex. Lust is also a kind of beauty, but too much covetousness of this kind of beauty means lewdness. In real life, a man who loves to touch a woman's body and mind is not a love of beauty, nor is it nature, but a desire to commit crimes. As a woman, it is especially important for women to distinguish whether the man who is close to them is beautiful or lustful. ”

"So you mean I'm kinky?" I asked Ye Qian with a lewd smile.

"It's not all," Ye Qian said with a smile, "If you were a pervert, I would definitely not be with you now!" ”

"And what am I?" I asked with interest.

"You are lustful but not lewd," Ye Qian smiled, "Merry but not obscene!" ”

"Thank you for the compliment," I said happily, "and I'll keep trying!" ”

"I just like your shameless look!" Ye Qian said with a smile.

"Actually, I also have my own standards for women," I said to Ye Qian seriously, "There are four kinds of women I hate the most!" ”

"Which four?" Ye Qian asked with interest.

"Normally," I thought about, "there are four types of women I hate: the first is the money worship type, which is characterized by calling mom when you have milk, and loving when you have money, with this kind of woman, even if you have gold and silver, there will be a day when she will spend it all, and once you have nothing, she will not hesitate to leave you; The second type is hysterical, which is characterized by laughing when you should cry, crying when you should laugh, with this kind of woman, your nerves will always be in a state of tension and exhaustion, once there is a little bit of life that does not suit her, she will turn the world upside down, and the chicken dog will be restless; The third type is casual and frivolous, which is characterized by who sees and who is familiar, who calls and goes, and everyone is like an old acquaintance, such a woman is often a disaster, with her, you will be inexplicably involved in a lot of right and wrong; The fourth type is the arrogant and complacent type, which is characterized by only me looking down, there should be no one looking down on me, with this kind of woman, your dignity will often be hurt. ”

"And which one am I?" Ye Qian smiled and asked, "Shouldn't it be the fourth in your eyes?" ”

"No," I said seriously, "if it was the fourth, then I wouldn't be with you either!" ”

"But I've always looked down on you," Ye Qian said with a smile, "and often let your dignity be hurt!" ”

"You're not looking down," I said seriously, "you're looking down!" ”

"So tell me who are the girls you like?" Ye Qian asked with interest.

"There are ten!" I said with a smile.

"Please!"

"The first type, a girl who is clear and jade: she loves life, is unrestrained, hates pretentiousness, and has an open mind; The second type is a girl who is good at socializing: she likes to be lively, has a full life, knows how to communicate, and is very confident; the third type, a talented girl: she is simple on the outside, unpretentious, romantic on the inside, and has no quarrel with the world; Fourth, an empathetic girl: she is gentle and generous, empathetic, quiet and calm, and delicate in feelings; The fifth, a passionate and unrestrained girl: she is emotional, energetic, lofty, and free; Sixth, the girl who pursues both materialism and spirituality, perceiving everything, and being mature and reliable; The seventh type, a strong-willed girl: she is smart and generous, she is unequivocal, independent and confident, and simply sharp; The eighth type, a girl who is content with the status quo: she is content with the status quo, does not ask much, likes freedom, and is simple and sensitive; The ninth, the weak and charming girl: she is gentle like water, charming, full of temptation, far from the world; The tenth type, a graceful and luxurious girl: she is luxurious and noble, eye-catching, well-behaved, and very tasteful! ”

"And what kind of person do you think I belong to?" Ye Qian asked with affection.

"None of them," I said earnestly, "but all of them!" Because you're 10-in-1, I like you a lot! ”

"I don't believe it," Ye Qian said softly, "You're a bit too exaggerated!" ”

"I'm not complimenting you," I said seriously, "I'm telling you the truth, and I'm telling you everything." By the way, you can't just say it, you have to talk about the man you hate and the type of man you like the most! ”

"Okay!" Ye Qian smiled, "Let's talk about the men I hate the most, there are six kinds!" ”

"Which six?" I asked.

"The six bad men," Ye Qian explained with a smile, "One is the yang and yin disobedience type, this kind of man has one set on the surface and one behind the back, smearing honey on his mouth and carrying a knife in his hand, and there are many more risks than opportunities when interacting with them; The second is the debauched type, this kind of man looks handsome, the shape seems rough, in fact, most of them are donkey dung eggs and eggs, counting on this kind of man to take on the responsibility and obligation of something, you better not even think about the door; The third is the timid and afraid type, this kind of man speaks only and procrastinates, once something happens, they are either at a loss and counting on others, or they are sad and irritable, as if the sky is about to fall; Fourth, narrow-minded, this kind of man is generally stingy and selfish, suspicious, regards money and reputation as life, generally has no ideals, with him, you must not expect anything to help him; Fifth, the emotional weak type, this kind of man is not only dispensable to friends, indifferent as ice, and even love and hate are ambiguous, like love is not love, when you meet this kind of man, don't think that he is mysterious and curious, think that it is a kind of emotional realm of detachment, in fact, they don't understand feelings at all; Sixth, they are ambitious, this kind of man seems to be ambitious, arrogant, domineering, although he has talent and ideal ambitions, but often the most irresponsible, they can't be high, low, despise everything, and are actually confused and confused about the future......"

"And which one do I belong to?" I asked Ye Qian with a smile.

"You're not either," Ye Qian said with clear eyes, "You're not among the men I hate the most!" ”

"Thank you for categorizing me properly," I said happily, "and tell me about your favorite type of man!" ”

"There are four kinds of men I like," Ye Qian said with a serious face, "First, the career is formed, and most women like them because they want to be protected and taken care of by them, hoping that after marrying such a man, they will not have to worry about food and clothing, and they will have the time and energy to do what they want to do; The second is the talented type, women like them mostly because they want to get the romance and lingering that they can't get when they are with others, and hope that after marrying such a man, even in ordinary life, they will live a picturesque and endless life; The third is the handsome and handsome type, women like the satisfaction and excitement they bring to themselves, hoping that after marrying such a man, vanity can be greatly satisfied, even if a woman is unilaterally amorous, she has no regrets; Fourth, they have both good and evil sides, they have both a bohemian side and an upright and kind side; They are not afraid of rape and can give women enough security; They are assertive and will not be swayed and changed by anything outside their bodies, and women are eager to be the terminal of prodigal love......"

"And which one do I belong to?" I asked Ye Qian with interest.

"All four!" Ye Qian smiled.

"The first one, I don't think so," I said with a smile, "I'm telling the truth, I don't think I'm successful in my career!" ”

"That's you now," Ye Qian said seriously, "I bet that you will definitely have a successful career in the future, and I have this confidence, so you belong to this kind!" ”

"Alright! Even if it's it! I said excitedly, "The second and third, I absolutely believe it, but the fourth, please explain to me why I belong to both good and evil?" ”

"Do you still need an explanation?" Ye Qian smiled coquettishly, "Let's figure it out for yourself!" ”