Chapter 239: Isn't it just madness?
Before Mu Yuqing could recover from his three howls, he heard him angrily ask what he had done to him last night.
Mu Yuqing's legs were numb, she rubbed her sore legs and slowly stood up, this action strengthened his guess in Shen Tingfeng's opinion, he was killed by this guy last night!
Mu Yuqing limped over to get water to drink, and pressed his waist during the process, "Who is scolding a brute, you still have the face to scold me, have you forgotten what you did last night?!" β
Shen Tingfeng was about to be stupid when he saw her movements, and he moved his body, and found that he was a little weak and did not have any discomfort, and the kid who was drinking water was slow, and the more he thought about it, the more terrible he felt.
Could it be that he got drunk last night and slept with this skinny kid in front of him?!
This, this, this...... How can this be good?!
Shen Tingfeng bit off the tie of his tied hands, rubbed his temples and asked weakly, "...... What happened to us last night? β
Putting down the water cup, Mu Yuqing decisively fried her hair, this thing was really broken, she said sadly: "What? You don't even remember? β
ββ¦ I... What should I remember? Did I do something mad?! β
Mu Yuqing sneered coldly, "Isn't it just crazy!" β
Shen Tingfeng gritted his teeth, and fell asleep, but it was a big deal that Ming'er went to Ah Yanna to receive the punishment, and he would never drink so much wine in the future.
He strode forward and grabbed Mu Yuqing and looked left and right, his clothes were just a little wrinkled, could it be that he put his clothes back on?
"Ahem, I ...... last night"
Mu Yuqing didn't know what he meant by staring at her strange eyes, and she burst out of her teeth with a sentence: "Put on your pants, put on your clothes, and get out of here!" β
Shen Tingfeng's face was slightly hot, and he quickly pulled the trouser chain and tied the belt, but Rao was like this, and he still stubbornly said: "Hey, didn't you just sleep in a daze, as for being so evil?" β
WhatοΌ What did Shen Tingfeng say?
He said he slept with himself?! Where did he get his amazing imagination?!
"Stop, stop, what did you just say? I'm going to give you a chance to reorganize your language, and you're going to have to take it! β
Shen Tingfeng was still dizzy, and he didn't hear the threat in Mu Yuqing's words, he thought Mu Yuqing was embarrassed, and slapped her on the shoulder, "Boy, although I did something to you last night, it was definitely not my intention, I was drunk and confused, you don't need to be so awkward, be generous, man, just when a gust of wind passes, you want to threaten the master." β
Mu Yuqing's teeth rattled, and he grabbed the hand he was resting on his shoulder and threw it hard over the shoulder.
Shen Tingfeng was thrown to the ground and grinned in pain, Mu Yuqing sat on the sofa with one foot bent and his arm bent on his knees, showing the posture of an uncle, "Say, then talk nonsense to me." β
Shen Tingfeng snorted and got up, "What are you doing so fiercely, I admit that I am wrong with what I did to you, and you don't have to kill you!" β
Mu Yuqing threw the only small bunch of summer black grapes left in the fruit bowl at him, "Why don't you drink the broken pieces, just at your drunken cowardice, dare to have such an imagination that makes people laugh off their big teeth?!" β
Shen Tingfeng's brain twitched, and he said something that made Mu Yuqing want to end him on the spot, "You are limping when you walk, you are sluggish and holding your waist, what is it if you are not asleep by me?!" Although you are still neatly dressed, you must have put on the clothes from behind, trying to cover up what happened! β
Mu Yuqing laughed angrily, "Shen Tingfeng, Shen Tingfeng, have you sobered up?" Do you want me to help you relive your glorious deeds last night? β
Without waiting for Shen Tingfeng to nod, Mu Yuqing dragged the coveted Shen Tingfeng and walked a few steps, she sneered and pointed to the venue after Shen Tingfeng's evil last night.
The ground is full of messes, there are all kinds of messy things, the whole house is clean near the bathroom, this land is simply a garbage dump.
With a "snap", Mu Yuqing threw the plant cell specimen he got last night in front of him, "Oh, this is the plant cell specimen you cut my flesh last night, and you brought your own slides and microscopes." β
Shen Tingfeng looked at the fleshy petals scattered all over the place, oh no, the fleshy slices twisted his eyebrows fiercely, he did it?!
"Do you see a black round thing? That's the summer black I bought, you treat it as a miniature version of the baseball, by the way, your baseball bat is my home rolling pin, you asked me for your Shang Fang sword at the time, saying that it was a salted fish about half a meter long and stored for four years, I don't have this kind of thing here, so I threw the rolling pin to you, and you licked it, saying that it smelled of wood. β
Shen Tingfeng was petrified on the spot, and he was drunk again? That's embarrassing, isn't it?!
"Seeing that your shirt is not, you took it off last night, and your butt was twisted so that your hips were about to crack, and the scene was spicy."
Shen Tingfeng forced out an embarrassed and polite smile, anyway, he had nothing to say at all, and he didn't have anything to say after drinking.
There were bits and pieces in his head, and in a short time they were all pieced together, and he had been doing stupid things all night!
Mu Yuqing knew that he remembered by looking at his facial expression, "Remembered?" Would you like to see your emerald flower later, and see what species it has become now? β
Shen Tingfeng scratched his head in embarrassment, it was really embarrassing, and he had lost a huge face in front of this kid, and he would never drink again next time.
Remembering almost the drunken matter, Shen Tingfeng breathed a sigh of relief, he was really lucky not to give this kid anything, otherwise he wouldn't know how to talk to Nan Xuyan.
"Who made you limp and hold your waist, and your clothes are still crumpled, I must have misunderstood!"
Mu Yuqing gave him a roll of the eyes, "If you weren't so noisy, I would have been afraid that you would have demolished my house without sleeping all night." β
What an embarrassing misunderstanding, Shen Tingfeng thought.
"No, then why am I lying at the door of the bathroom, and I am still tied by your hands?"
"Oh. Probably because you like that piece of land more, you won't move it alive or dead, and then you keep pulling your pants down, and I tied your hands to protect your image, who knows what you want to do. β
The corners of Shen Tingfeng's mouth were still far-fetched smiles, which was also embarrassing and embarrassing.
Wait a minute, where is he?
He only remembered this important question now, wasn't he drinking in Jumu? Why did you run this kid's house?
Shen Tingfeng didn't want to continue the topic of getting drunk and doing ugly things, so he asked her instead: "Why did I come to your house?" β
Mu Yuqing seemed to be smiling, "Shen Tingfeng, are you so virtuous when you drink?" By the way, what do you think of your car? β
"My car? The master's car is good-looking, the color is so festive, the mood is a lot more comfortable when driving, and the master's vision is so high. β
"Oh, that means that last night, the whole person was lying on someone else's royal blue car, and refused to get down, and I disliked the other red car, the color was too vulgar, and the owner must be the sullen person is not you?"
Shen Tingfeng only felt that his face was gloomy, how could he be so ugly, and he really couldn't raise his head in front of this stinky boy he hated very much.
"I drank too much, drank too much..."
"I drank a lot, didn't I say I wasn't drunk, and the sobering soup was set that night. But can you tell me where you learned your "Smurfs"? And who taught you that rebuke Fang Xuan? β
"Okay, okay, I know you're kind enough to bring me back, it's me who made you into a miasma, but I'm really unconscious."
Mu Yuqing saw that he had made things clear, lay on the sofa and waved his hand to him and closed his eyes, "Okay, don't misunderstand anything anymore, I'm going to be sleepy, sleep for a while, and close the door when you leave." β
Shen Tingfeng felt a little guilty in his heart, he knew what it was like to be drunk, and he would always do stupid things of one kind or another, this kid could bring him home when he was drunk, he was very grateful and guilty at the same time.
Shen Tingfeng looked left and right in the room, Mu Yuqing's bedroom was not locked but ajar, he looked from the outside, this room looked very refreshing, still warm, it seems that this kid is quite good at life.
Except for the living room, which he messed up, everything was properly arranged, and unlike his own kennel, the room was too comfortable.
Shen Tingfeng walked to the narrow balcony, the sun was hot, and he raised his eyes inadvertently, which made him quite angry.
He originally thought that this kid was gay, but when he saw several women sitting next to him in Ju Mu, he knew that this kid was both male and female, but now what did he see?!
He saw the woman's dress! And underwear!
Hang on the clothespole on the balcony!
Shen Tingfeng turned his head to look, only to see Mu Yuqing sleeping soundly with his eyes closed, and the anger and disgust in his chest surged into his brain together.
How can there be intimate clothing for women? There is only one toothbrush and tooth cup at home, and he must have lived alone. Looking at the sink again, he saw a nude headband and a women's face wash and skincare products.
Feelings: This kid still has this special fetish! Not only does he use women's toiletries, but he also steals women's underwear, and hangs them on his balcony with a big grin, perverted, too perverted!
Shen Tingfeng was so angry, he took a sip hard, he had to let Ah Yan see the true face of this kid's disgusting face, and return to the family as soon as possible, this kid is really perverted!
Shen Tingfeng walked quickly to the wardrobe again, hesitated for two seconds and opened the wardrobe, the wardrobe was divided into two sides, on one side were a few simple men's clothes, and on the other side were all kinds of women's clothes, such as skirts and onesies, all stacked and neatly stacked there, and even there were a lot of intimate clothes.
It can be perverted to such an outrageous level!
Shen Tingfeng thought about it again and again, and decided to give this kid a unique and vivid psychological lesson, it's really terrible, there are countless female underwear in a man's family, what is it if he is not psychologically ill? !
He took two hangers, and there were women's underwear hanging on them, he walked to the sofa in a rage, and threw the hangers on Mu Yuqing.
"You kid get me up! Explain your perverted behavior! β