In the miserable and inexplicable joyful situation of Shen Tingfeng walking five steps and falling twice after walking ten steps, Mu Yuqing decided to help him upstairs again with kindness.

Finally carried him halfway, Mu Yuqing had to stop and take a breath, don't look at this Shen Tingfeng's thin body, but he is really heavy.

The distance from the parking lot to her downstairs was only five hundred meters, Mu Yuqing felt that after walking for a year, this goods was really too heavy, and he didn't cooperate, he insisted on going east when he should go west, this road can be described as winding, but Mu Yuqing was so angry that the roots of his teeth itched.

The stray dogs who were born here were attracted by their movements, and the two stray dogs circled around Shen Tingfeng, Shen Tingfeng suddenly sat down on the ground, holding a slightly older dog and began to cry bitterly.

"Cuihua, how did you become a dog? Last time you were a buffalo, why didn't you change species after only a few months? ”

Mu Yuqing was full of question marks in his head, how did he feel that this person and a dog still had any touching stories?

Shen Tingfeng didn't care about the dog's struggle, and held it in his arms, "Look at you, you turned into a buffalo and ignored me last time, and now you become a dog and don't remember me, Cuihua, you have changed!" ”

What's the situation with this inexplicable grudge?!

Mu Yuqing secretly made up his mind to drag Shen Tingfeng to do a comprehensive brain examination as soon as it dawned tomorrow, which was not light.

Shen listened to the wind god babbling to the dog for a while, and his strength was also relaxed, and the dog immediately struggled and ran away.

You see, Shen Tingfeng is drunk, and even dogs don't like him.

Shen Tingfeng sat down and shouted, "Cuihua, why are you going?!" ”

Mu Yuqing gently kicked him with his foot, "Your Cuihua has gone away, let's look for it tomorrow." ”

"Alas, my emerald flowers have changed."

Holding Shen Tingfeng and walking forward, halfway through Mu Yuqing really couldn't bear it, she changed the way, threw Shen Tingfeng on the ground, grabbed his arm with both hands and dragged it back.

For the first time, Mu Yuqing was moved because the elevator in her apartment was not broken, and if the elevator broke again, she had to consider letting Shen Tingfeng lie downstairs like a homeless man for a night.

Out of the elevator, Mu Yuqing still dragged him to the house by dragging him.

But what Mu Yuqing didn't expect, her nightmare came!

She was able to take a glass of water to drink, cooked the decanting soup, and when she came back, she saw Shen Tingfeng breaking her flesh into petals one by one, and she didn't know where she got the fruit knife in her hand.

She was furious, this is the meat she has raised for a long time, you will break it, not to mention that it will be cut into pieces for me, it is really the best example of underbeating!

Before Mu Yuqing could roar, he took out something similar to a glass slide from his jacket pocket, and before he could see the movements of his hands clearly, he heard him shout and say to Mu Yuqingyi: "The succulent cell specimen is finished, bring the microscope to the master." ”

I'm going to your grandma's legs on the microscope, really when I'm not in your bio lab? Why don't you carry some chemicals with you when you carry a glass slide with you?

Mu Yuqing hugged her hand and flicked one hand on her arm, she wanted to see what other shocking stupid things this thing could do.

I saw Shen Tingfeng put the cell specimen he had just made on the ground, one hand clenched into an empty fist and the other hand scribbled in the air, as if he was adjusting the anxiety of the microscope, and his head was quite cooperative, one would raise and the other would fall.

If those directors are here, they must also praise Shen Tingfeng's non-physical performance, which is really exciting.

He had words in his mouth, pretending to be acting in the air, and at the end he was still shuddering, "Well, I saw the cells, not bad, what do I can't do, master." ”

Mu Yu said coldly: "Give birth to a baby." ”

Shen Tingfeng didn't know what he was doing, and he ignored Mu Yuqing, who was releasing the air conditioner on the side, and ran to the TV to turn on the TV to watch a shopping program, and it happened that he was talking about kitchen knives at this time, so Shen Tingfeng complained disdainfully while watching, "What kind of knife is this, if you take it to cut the patient's belly, it won't hurt to death?" ”

Mu Yuqing: ...... This is a kitchen knife, not your small scalpel, can you be sober?

Mu Yuqing is tired and sleepy, but this product is too worry-free, she is really afraid of taking a shower, her apartment is even more miserable than raiding her home.

Stretching out the decanting soup in front of him, "Drink this decanting soup." ”

Shen Tingfeng became excited, "Vomit... What decanting soup? Is Master the kind of person who gets drunk?! Master is massive! ”

"Your sea is less than two liters of water, isn't it?"

"You're a fart! As soon as I get out of the horse, the winery will collapse! ”

Shen Tingfeng probably felt that it was hot, and when he unbuttoned his shirt, Mu Yuqing took a look, this is still it?!

I'm still here, what are you doing with your clothes?!

He took off his shirt and threw it on the ground, and then began to twist his ass and dance.

Mu Yuqing is both helpless and regretful, helpless because he is afraid that he will have an accident if he is drunk and driving, and regret is that if she had known that he would be so virtuous when he was drunk, she should treat it as if she couldn't see it and let him do some strange things.

Mu Yuqing picked up his mobile phone, grabbed his hand, and tried his fingerprint one by one before opening the phone lock.

After recording Shen Tingfeng, who was no longer crazy and not alive, Mu Yuqing threw away his mobile phone and lay on the sofa in the shape of a lying corpse, it is difficult to say whether he can sleep tonight.

Mu Yuqing's intuition was very accurate, Shen Tingfeng was shouting unknown songs in his mouth, his hands and feet were dancing wildly, and he stopped after a while.

"Thirsty, thirsty."

Mu Yuqing had to get up and pour water for this goods, Shen Tingfeng snatched the water and waved his hand, "bang", the water drew an arc in the air and sprinkled to the ground, Shen Tingfeng was excited, "Stir up the words, the dung was the marquis of ten thousand households back then, pointing to the rivers and mountains, and scolding Fang Xuan!" Master, I'm the master! ”

Mu Yuqing held her forehead with a headache, why didn't anyone tell her that Shen Tingfeng would look like this when she was drunk, this is really hard to explain!

After spilling the water and scolding Fang Yu, Shen Tingfeng shouted that he was thirsty again, Mu Yuqing had no choice but to pour him another glass, this time he didn't spill it again, and drank it obediently.

But what's the sound of glass breaking?

Shen Tingfeng dropped her cup!!

"Today, the master is here to throw the bowl, and you will advance and retreat together! Mighty! ”

Mu Yuqing couldn't bear it anymore, he kicked him on the calf, Shen Tingfeng couldn't stand on his feet and fell into a, but he still didn't stop, lying on the ground and raising an arm and shouting loudly: "Come on, take the master's Shang Fang sword!" ”

Mu Yuqing threw the rolling pin to him, thinking that he would stand up and wave it for a while, but unfortunately she still underestimated Shen Tingfeng's madness, he held the rolling pin, touched it with his big hand, and licked it in his mouth, "Tsk, isn't my Shang Fang Sword a salted fish about half a meter long and stored for four years?" Why is it not salty at all, and it smells of wood? ”

"Okay, hurry up and lie down on the sofa to sleep, I don't know if you're tired after tossing for so long a night."

Shen Tingfeng could not listen to what she said, and talked to herself with a rolling pin in her own hands, Mu Yuqing felt for the first time that her kindness was to block herself, and she knew that she would throw him into a hotel, so why did she have to pull him back to her own home!

Shen Ting's demeanor seemed to be staring at the Xia Hei grapes on the table again, he bent down and carried his "Shang Fang Sword" forward, grabbed a handful of Xia Hei and began to pull them into one by one, and then threw it into the air and raised the rolling pin in his hand to hit it, of course he didn't hit it.

"Audience friends, now the baseball player Shen Tingfeng is on the court, the baseball method is fast and accurate, and there is no second ...... in China."

Mu Yuqing was stunned again, is this using the summer black grapes she bought as baseball? Or do you want to be a commentator yourself?

It's so thick-skinned!

hit several in succession, all of them missed perfectly, Shen Tingfeng threw away the rolling pin, and was about to untie the belt when he got started, Mu Yuqing's temples jumped, shouldn't this thing be going to the toilet?

Mu Yuqing hurriedly pushed him into the bathroom, and when he closed the door, Mu Yuqing breathed a sigh of relief, this drunk Shen Tingfeng is a nerve Buddha that can't be sent away.

Shen Tingfeng stumbled out of the bathroom, slipped and fell to the ground, I don't know if he was tired from tossing all night, he just lay there and fell asleep.

Mu Yuqing squatted down and pushed him, "Shen San, go to sleep on the sofa, it's cold on the ground." ”

Shen Tingfeng slapped his hand on the ground and replied to her vaguely: "Mother, what mother, the young master is a straight man of steel, pure masters!" ”

It's really a bull's head and a horse's mouth!

Mu Yuqing was also very tired, so he took an air conditioner and covered him, while he lay on the sofa to take a nap, afraid that he would fall asleep and suddenly get up and make a moth.

Mu Yuqing opened her eyes when the first ray of sunlight shone in, she seemed to have only slept for two hours, and during this period, she also opened her eyes from time to time to see how Shen Tingfeng was doing, I was really afraid that he would get up again and do something shocking.

Mu Yuqing approached him and sat cross-legged beside him, this guy clamped the air conditioner tightly, and from time to time said a few words in her dreams that she couldn't understand.

Mu Yuqing guarded himself and fell asleep, cross-legged and head little by little.

Shen Tingfeng opened his eyes slowly, and after turning his eyes around, his brain seemed to be a lot clearer, although his head still hurt very much, he turned his head and screamed.

"Ahh

Would you be shocked if you suddenly woke up in a strange room with a cross-legged person sitting next to you?

Mu Yuqing was startled awake by his screams, and she said softly, "Thank God, you finally woke up." ”

Shen Tingfeng got up with a bone, how could he care if he had a headache or not, and when he got up, Shen Tingfeng shouted three more times.

"Ahhh

Mu Yuqing felt that his roof was about to be collapsed by Shen Tingfeng's three howls, how could he be so energetic and didn't need to practice his howl as soon as he woke up?

Shen Tingfeng carefully examined himself, he was actually lying at the door of the bathroom, his hands were still tied, his upper body was not dressed, the belt on his lower body was untied, and his pants were exposed, he felt that something was wrong, he was afraid that he was being done something, he raised his tied hands to cover his upper body and glared at Mu Yuqing angrily.

"What the fuck have you done to me?! Are you fucking that to me?! Brute! ”