When the Qing Xuanzi saw that I agreed to the three questions, he cleared his throat, shook the robe on his body again, and said: "Look at the groom, the physique is good, pulling out a thousand feet and stepping on the waves, majestic and majestic, shouting, the three mountains and five mountains echo each other, stomp a foot, swaying in all directions, Jingyang Gang has fought tigers, the East China Sea has captured the dragon and turned over the huge waves, the Langya Mountain has jumped over the cliff, galloped on the plain Li Hanyang, the upper end of Weihu Mountain bandit nest, liberated Nanjing to cross the river, and bombed the bunker on Shangganling, shocking the world and famous. (This passage is a formal expression of a local ditty.) ）

After saying this, he smiled, glanced at me, and continued: "I just dropped out of school last year due to lack of money, I went up the mountains to cross the river, picked up dung to feed the pigs, squatted and sifted the chaff in the harsh winter, shed tears in the days of hardship, and beat through ups and downs, neither humble nor arrogant. ”

As he spoke, he gave me a thumbs up and praised: "Look at him, how handsome he is with thick eyebrows and big eyes, knock on the jingle bell, look at it forever, the eldest girl looks straight to dream, and the old lady looks at the jealous girl." ”

When he said that, I was so embarrassed that I wanted to strangle him, Made, not so boastful. However, then again, the so-called three questions, to put it bluntly, is to praise the bride and groom, as the old saying goes, the bride and groom are all praised, even if the bride and groom are extremely ugly, you have to praise them, praise them for being handsome, rich and powerful.

That Qing Xuanzi directly ignored my embarrassment, snapped his fingers, and continued: "Don't look at the guy who is so handsome, disgraceful history, he also has it, he has taken a bath with his bare stomach, and his head has grown a big bag of beans, just like when he was three years old, he showed his face and urinated three times in one night!" ”

As he spoke, he looked at me with a smile and asked, "Xiao Jiu, have you wet the bed?" ”

I glared at him, who didn't wet the bed as a child? He replied, "I was still young." ”

As soon as these words came out, the people present laughed and shouted, "Wet the bed again and see." ”

After about seven or eight seconds, the Qing Xuanzi stopped and continued: "The years go by, time flies, it doesn't matter what is ugly, adults don't remember villains, who made them too ignorant at that time, forget it, forget it!" He was only two or three years old that year. ”

As he spoke, he shook his head, coupled with his characteristic expression, which gave me the illusion that this Qing Xuanzi wouldn't be eating this meal, right? Why are the expressions so in place? If you don't apply for a TV host, you're really blind to him.

Just when I was stunned, the Qing Xuanzi spoke again, he said: "Now, the guy is an adult, dignified, high-spirited, bulging waist, long crotch, known as a big man, a big name, a rich man, who is a girl who marries him, only enjoys happiness and is not burdened, may I ask, Xiao Jiu, will you let the bride suffer?" ”

I was stunned for a moment, a little confused about what Qing Xuanzi meant? It is said that at this time, he should ask, Xiao Jiu, will you let Miss Su suffer? Instead of asking, Xiao Jiu, will you let the bride suffer? Don't look at the difference of just one title, but there are two layers of meaning here, one refers to Su Mengke, and the other refers to Wang Chuyao, after all, Wang Chuyao is standing by my side at this time.

At that moment, I glanced at Qing Xuanzi suspiciously, and glanced at him, meaning to ask him what he meant.

He ignored me and continued to ask, "Xiao Jiu, will you let the bride suffer?" ”

Now, I especially understand what he means, he is talking about Wang Chuyao, and he didn't take Su Su Mengke as the heroine of the marriage at all, but regarded Wang Chuyao as the heroine of the marriage. Rub, I'm a little angry, and I can't care about Wang Chuyao on the side, so I asked the Qingxuanzi, "Dao Chief, what do you mean?" Do you still know how to respect the dead? ”

He was stunned for a moment, and continued to ask, "Xiao Jiu, will you let the bride suffer?" ”

As he spoke, he looked in the direction of the old witch, and made a slight gesture towards me, to the effect that I would agree immediately.

For other things, I may listen to him, but when it comes to Su Mengke's yin marriage, I can't regress, you must know that the yin marriage can't be completed, and Mengke will have problems in her next life.

"Dao Chief, I hope you respect the dead." I said such a sentence to Daoist Qing Xuanzi, I didn't look at him again, but looked at Su Mengke not far away, in my eyes, she is already my daughter-in-law, no matter what happens, the heroine of the yin marriage must be her, this is what I owe her.

"Xiao Jiu... You..."The Qing Xuanzi was a little anxious, pointed to the sky, then to the earth, and finally to me.

Looking at his actions, I somewhat understood what he meant, he should be worried about the gathering of the three escapes, to put it bluntly, he was worried that I would marry Su Mengke, which was equivalent to helping the old witch gather the three escapes.

Frankly, I had thought about what he was worried about, and I knew that once the yin marriage was made, the old witch would be able to gather three escapes. However, there are some things that have to be done, I can't let Su Mengke have problems in the next life, she is already bitter enough, and I can't bear to see her suffer in the next life. Besides, the so-called three escapes gathered, I have broken the thousand-year-old pine that land escape, as for the heavenly escape, after the yin marriage, I will find a way to break it, but this person escapes and can't break it, because it is related to Su Mengke's next life.

At that moment, I shook my head at Qing Xuanzi and didn't speak, I believe he can understand what I mean.

Sure enough, he sighed and immediately asked, "Xiao Jiu, will you let Su Mengke suffer?" ”

I nodded and said in a deep voice: "The sky is falling apart, the stars are moving, and the idealism remains the same." ”

As soon as the words fell, the old witch suddenly spoke, and she came over with a smile and said, "What a sentence of idealism remains the same, the deity has been waiting for you for most of the night, just waiting for your words." ”

I was stunned, what did she mean? This yin marriage is not over yet, why did she come here? Trouble?

Thinking of this, my face sank and I said to her, "Aunt Lian, the yin marriage is not over yet, and you don't have to consider your behavior." ”

"Huh!" She sneered, "What kind of yin marriage, all the deity wants is for you to say your confession in the wedding hall." ”

I don't understand what she means, people must borrow the red and white atmosphere of yin marriage to become a retreat, and listen to what she means, as long as you confess in the wedding hall? What's going on? Don't... What if she was an infatuated lover? Impossible, absolutely impossible, if this is the case, she doesn't need to go to such great lengths to get a yin marriage, just complain to me, and she can achieve the goal she wants.

I suppressed my thoughts and asked her, "What do you mean by that?" ”

She sneered again and again, "Chen Jiu, Chen Jiu, do you really think I'm old and confused?" Do you think I believed you? The deity tells you that what the deity wants is very simple, you only need to confess to Su Su, so that you can gather yin qi, use yin to suppress yang, and then use Gu worms to breed turbidity, and people can escape. As for heaven and earth, hehe. ”